EC candy is so perfunctory, do you still eat it?

Annalise 2022-03-18 09:01:04

When Marvel was still called Marvel, my favorite character was the professor, because he was always white in chess.

The night after watching Wolf III in Chicago was very windy, and the professor and Uncle Wolf were frozen on the screen.

Before watching Dark Phoenix, I vaguely guessed that this was probably not a good ending. The only thing I didn't expect was that I didn't even get a pass.

But in order to give the EC followers, in any case, I have to go and see their curtain call with my own eyes. The following are all rants:

1. Why don't you comb your hair, Raven, and why are you wearing clothes?

2. How can a shrewd person like you be unable to distinguish that political diplomacy is just a means and not an end?

3. Jean, you suddenly want to find your father. The cause and effect are so weak that you want to take out the screenwriter and rebuild Theater 101. Teaching you and Jean's point of control over and over and over and over again, the outline of the script is not as bad as the 2006 version.

4. Kuaiyin, you are so miserable, is this level of soy sauce due to the high cost of special effects? This version is over and haven't recognized your father yet. Your father and your stepfather retired in Paris and didn't want to make up for the relationship with your real son.

5. Can X-Men uniforms be any simpler? Was it outdated when you were all black, or did the director drift away? Why is the professor's wheelchair plastic? Xiaomi balance bikes are more advanced than this. Where is the money spent? Probably borrowing the special effects of the shocking team next door?

6. Can the villain be any more mentally retarded? Is this a zombie or an alien? The combat power fluctuates up and down, and the machine gun can't kill it, but when you twist your neck, you will die? Just put a ppt on the origin, does it seem that Jean's ears are too soft? How do Chaoying movies transform from mediocre to excellent? The easiest way is to elevate the villain, make justice evil, divinity beast, and hero humanize. Let’s not talk about it, let’s talk about Thanos in Fulian Sanli, relying on the fetters of the father and daughter who sacrificed Gamora, and insisting on the common people’s society in his heart, he can easily gain fans. The white blind model worker.

7. The rhythm of the whole drama is too bad, the literary drama is all about the professor's mouth, and the emotional point is completely inexplicable. Raven is dead, can the professor be so calm? When I quarreled with Lao Wan on the plane back then, I said You took her away, and you abandoned me. This is the little sister raised by the professor as a daughter! Hank has accompanied the professor through so much through thick and thin. At this moment, if he says he abandons it, he abandons it. Later, he disagrees with the professor again. The heroine of the domestic drama is upper body, but you are a scientist, do you remember? Eric, your scheming, when the apocalypse, I thought you had just lost your love and your brain is unclear. This time, when you faced Jean, you didn't understand anything. Suddenly, you shouted and killed, and your wife started to defend his wife again. , the good and the evil charming characters are completely reduced to special effects tool people.

Well, let's talk about the highlights, the soundtrack of the train battle is good. I heard that the retirement honeymoon at the end was made up after the preview at the beginning of the year. It seems that the filmmakers know that they are bad and rely on us EC fans to contribute to the box office. So this perfunctory ending, do you accept it?

The PS X-Men series was born during the Civil Right Movement. It is mixed with too many emotional factors of LGBT, anti-racism, feminism, and minority. It can be said that in the super-English comics that explore the difference between good and evil, it has opened up the concept of embracing difference and anti-discrimination. new pattern. We like these people who are different, and fighting to accept our differences is like cheering for the self who has been out of place in reality but still yearns for tomorrow. This world is made up of us with different poses and different expressions, and it is worth continuing to struggle and become colorful. So, may your injury today be a medal tomorrow.

"You are like me, you're a survivor."

"You are like me, you're a survivor."

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Extended Reading

X-Men: Dark Phoenix quotes

  • Young Jean Grey: Can you change the station?

    Elaine Grey: When the song's over, honey?

    Young Jean Grey: You said that two songs ago.

    John Grey: You know this is a classic, right?

    Elaine Grey: Okay, how about I make you a promise? When you're old enough to drive, you can listen to whatever music you want. Hmm? That a deal?

  • Professor Charles Xavier: What do you think?

    Young Jean Grey: I can't stay here.

    Professor Charles Xavier: Okay. Why not?

    Young Jean Grey: It's too nice.

    [sighs]

    Young Jean Grey: I... I break things.

    Professor Charles Xavier: Well, how does this sound: If you break something, anything, I can fix it.

    Young Jean Grey: Not anything.

    Professor Charles Xavier: I can help you. I can help you so that you never have to break things ever again.

    Young Jean Grey: You think you can fix me too.

    Professor Charles Xavier: No. No, because you are not broken.