How did this pass?

Marcus 2022-03-20 09:01:43

The movie is a story of a neurotic female doctor using a device that seems to be very advanced (in fact, it is a rigid one-way translator), hoping to use monster control to reduce the population, beautify the environment, and then play it off.

First of all, the villain of this movie should be based on our totem, right? Adding three heads and giving the background of an alien visitor has become the opposite of human beings? The next time you make settings, can you change the settings for the ability to ride the clouds and control the weather? How can our mythology become a destabilizing factor that destroys humanity? And then I was defeated by a cheating fat lizard who eats more and becomes stronger. Are you kidding me, hehe~

The enemy of the enemy must be our friend? Think about it from another perspective, the villain in Godzilla 1 was just foraging normally at first. The difference from Godzilla is that its existence harms the direct interests of human beings, so it is classified as an enemy and a villain. And Godzilla, as an alternative among monsters, doesn't like to do damage (?), so naturally he has become a good friend of mankind... Godzilla is thus classified into the human camp. Dr. 'Celery' (I'm afraid all the doctors in the movie are like Zhai Tianlin) also advocates the harmonious coexistence of humans and monsters to build a better earth. . . bewildered

This movie successfully stimulated my desire to complain: I feel that my logic has been shamed for so many years.... There are some very good moments in the movie - like the overbearing military (hehe~): we have launched a super bomb that can destroy oxygen (are you sure the monster is oxygen sucking), well, the phone is just a notification Just a moment. Then, Godzilla, as a world-class diving tuatara, actually got down on the ground, WTF, you are joking.

Very touching, Dr. 'Celery' decided to save our fat lizard with a fearless spirit, carrying a nuclear warhead, "Fat, let's die together!" The shock wave and high heat of the nuclear bomb have no effect on the dying big fat man, right? Is this a hang up? This is on hold! Also changed to a skin with full attribute enhancement buff, orz you win. When the full-blooded resurrection appeared, it was borrowed from the heroes of India to appear in the BGM, wouldn't you feel very ashamed! orz, orz, orz

The end is of course the inspirational ending of the fat man who knocked down Gao Fushuai. A group of monsters hurried over to meet the new boss. The moment they bowed down, the sand sculpture really exploded, okay? Is this a writing essay? Finally, give me a question? ? ? ! ! !

Overall, this movie proved to me that bad movies are ubiquitous and we need to keep our eyes peeled. For these movies that are not worth the cost of RMB, and those that insult logic, I still hope to hit the streets earlier and change to some really excellent movies.

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Extended Reading
  • Isom 2022-01-28 08:04:35

    渣男蜥蜴和烈女撲棱蛾子的愛情故事,女朋友為了救自己都犧牲了,他面對胖揍女朋友的火雞竟然無動於衷!Absolutely cool film, a few action scenes are very devastating, and the literary drama is not wonderful, at least it did not hold back. Zhang Ziyi's English seems to have regressed. Visually, the next scene will be overwhelming, and she is foreshadowing the emotional scene.

  • Jaime 2022-03-23 09:01:52

    It's cool to fight each other for a while, and it's always fun to fight each other

Godzilla: King of the Monsters quotes

  • Chief Warrant Officer Barnes: Mayday, mayday! This is Raptor One to Argo. Argo, do you copy?

    Colonel Diane Foster: Copy, Raptor One. What's your status?

    Chief Warrant Officer Barnes: We're screwed, that's what. And we got kids on board. We're gonna need immediate mid-air retrieval.

    Chief Warrant Officer Barnes: Lock on their position, and prepare the hangar for an emergency landing.

    Dr. Rick Stanton: Hangar doors are unresponsive.

    Colonel Diane Foster: Manual override?

    Dr. Rick Stanton: They're stuck!

    Mark Russell: [gets out of his seat] All right, which way to the hangar?

    Sam Coleman: I can show you. Anybody else? I know the way. Come on.

    Dr. Rick Stanton: Hope you got a big wrench.

  • Executive Officer Bowman: Can't fix our position. GPS is down. But inertial says we're 600 miles from departure.

    Commander Crane: That can't be.

    Dr. Rick Stanton: I knew it, man! The vortex was a tunnel into the Hollow Earth. It's a subterranean tunnel system that connect the entire planet. It doesn't matter. I knew I was right. I told you, Chen!

    Dr. Ilene Chen: Shut up, Rick.