In terms of special effects and art, I think it's a good movie, but in terms of plot and logic, I think I've eaten two pounds of old shit

Shakira 2022-03-19 09:01:04

Business blows are nothing but forcible nonsense about any excellent logic and plot. I can't bear it. Are all the navy so watery?

The emperor organization is like a grass-top team, claiming that a big plan results in the weak emergency response of each stronghold. So I think it has been bombed by hundreds of terrorist organizations? And face to talk about secrets?

As far as extreme environmentalists are concerned, there is nothing wrong with purifying the low-end population for the sake of ecology. But it's nonsense to say that giant beasts and low-end population coexist harmoniously?

For Mao, your daughter can enter and exit various top-secret environments without restrictions? Leadership privilege? And why was your daughter able to steal Oka so easily (hopefully not wrong)? And then run smoothly? Is your daughter Carmen? Is your daughter a cat's eye? Is the internal security system of an elite terrorist organization that has broken down countless imperial organizations for fun? This kind of garbage organization system hasn't been infiltrated yet?

That amazing system. Why can't you go to the sky by sound waves? You said that your radio, field or quantum entanglement mode communication is better than that funny sound wave mode, right? You can't even reach 1,000 meters per second. Do you still want to communicate with the world? Why don't you go to heaven?

As an important member of the imperial organization (at least at the level of senior commander), Watanabe Ken went to become a wave of death squads and experienced the thrill of an artificial suicide torpedo. Isn't this kind of thing left to the soldiers? Which U.S. Secretary of State-level dignitary (for the importance of the Watanabe thief to the organization) have you seen sacrifice his life to bomb a bunker? Are you serious about the leadership? And I don't know what to think about the forced lunch made by Mr. Watanabe's female attendant. Maybe can't pay the wages?

Nuclear bombs are really small. At most 2000 tons of TNT equivalent, just use this equivalent to make Godzilla evolve into a red lotus? Dare too. It's just so weak that it can evolve to death. Look at the Mutuo in the first episode, which is at least 20,000 tons, and the judgment is made. Science popularization of the US W89 nuclear warhead is more than 100kg (too lazy to check the information, if I remember correctly, the weight of a W89 is 160kg). Consider how the next doctor who is almost 60 will handle it.

I understand that the storm circle wants to shoot a big scene, but as for bombarding Ghidorah's storm circle with Gatling (even if it is a burst of artillery) and conventional guided weapons, I don't know how long the screenwriter's brain is. That's a tricky move, right? Even if you don't consider the intensity of the storm, the firepower is not enough to feed the chickens, so how can you learn how Eva treats the apostles?

In Antarctica, it's really possible for ordinary soldiers to shoot Ghidorah with garbage assault rifles. What gave the soldiers the illusion that I could shoot Ghidorah.

2 times Ghidorah vs Godzilla in the Gulf of Mexico, the military suddenly appeared and shot a wave of super-armed presence. The result was a slap in the face. What's the point of this sudden appearance? Slap the army in the face?

The whole film is full of left-brained logic and mental retardation, which is objective and real. There are too many places for sand sculptures. The only good thing is the monster itself.

So one star for Godzilla, one star for other monsters, and one who makes a quasi-spray of the protagonist's halo won't hit Ghidorah. If you can't hit her, why don't you chase after her? ? ? ?

Goodbye to that funny setting of monsters protecting the ecology. Conclusion Hollywood is getting farther and farther on the road of political correctness, and it is getting more and more stupid. Not to mention that God needs you, Xia Jibo, to pay tribute to someone, and pay tribute. It's called picking up ready-made ones and saving resources - part of the Showa Department has been transferred to children. Do you want to be younger in a Hollywood commercial? Ask for nothing else. I just want you to tell the story well. Not to mention the embarrassing easter eggs that forced surprises (to be fair, the easter eggs in most movies are just clumsy and abrupt narratives) feelings? When did the commercial films that make money have feelings?

Who is giving me easter eggs in the future? I will greet him. Why am I here to watch the movie or to pay attention to who I paid tribute to? What Easter eggs are there? Dominate. Shelter to the end.

As someone who has seen all the Showa-type Godzillas said so.

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Godzilla: King of the Monsters quotes

  • Colonel Diane Foster: Everyone strap in. All ships - follow our lead.

  • Colonel Diane Foster: Is there another creature that might stand a chance against him?

    Dr. Ishiro Serizawa: [thoughtfully] No. Ghidorah and Gojira's rivalry was ancient and unique.

    Staff Sergeant Martinez: Right, so we killed - our best shot - at beating this thing?