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Time to make the chimi-fuckin'-changas. I’m free today, and gather all the stalks I can think of here. It is basically nothing more than some pop culture stuff such as shit, movie, music, etc. Haters Gonna Hate, OK, here we go.
N kinds of sayings of deadpool shame:
like I got bit by a radioactive Shar-Pei.
You look like an avocado had sex with an older more disgusting avocado. You look like an avocado is having sex with another, older and disgusting avocado.
Your face is the stuff of nightmares. Your face is the stuff of nightmares.
Like a testicle with teeth. Like a testicle with teeth.
because you look like Freddy Krueger face- fucked a topographical map of Utah. because you look like "Nightmare on Elm Street" in the Freddy Kruger, face dry with the Utah geological map
to fix this butterface. to put this Ugly face cure (butterface-"but-her-face"-slang, equivalent to "Beethoven", turn around to see the ghost)
Music/Movie Stem:
I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s. I'm going to ruin you like the cracker band ruined music in the late 90s.
Like, a Yakov-Smirnoff-opening-for-the-Spin-Doctors-at-the-Iowa-State-Fair shit-show. warm performances the kind of catastrophe
make it Big is the album that George and Andy earned the exclamation point. " so famous" George and Andy earned an exclamation point for the band album
and I'm gonna boom-box " Careless Whisper" outside your window. I will play the CD of "
Wu Xin Kuaiyu " outside your window. Nothing compares to you. Sinéad O'Connor, 1990. Nothing compares to you, Sinéad O'Connor, 1990
I had a Liam Neeson nightmare .I dreamt I kidnapped his daughter.Hey, they've made three of those movies. At some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent. I dreamt I kidnapped his daughter. I dreamt that I kidnapped his daughter. They filmed three episodes of that series, which made people think he was a bad dad.
Let us go talk to the Professor. McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines are so confusing. Let us go talk to the Professor. McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines are really confusing.
You ever see 127 Hours? Spoiler alert. Have you watched "127 Hours"? I want to spoil it (Deadpool suicide)
Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret. "God, I am Margaret" )
And please don't make the super-suit green or animated. And please don't make the super-suit green or animated.
Oral fixation... or just a big Stallone fan? Stallone or Stallone fan? (Because the "angel" is biting the match, and Long Ge often bites a cocktail stick on the big screen)
You're gonna leave me all alone here with less-angry Rosie O'Donnell? You want me to have no character Rosie O'Donnell alone?
giving Meredith Baxter-Birney a Dutch oven. (Dutch oven refers to you lying in bed with someone, and then you fart and put the sheet on the TA’s head to force TA to smell the fart)
AGENT SMITH Say)
pretty sure Robin loves Batman too I believe Robin loves Batman too. (Well, I believe it too)
You ever heard David Beckham speak? Have you heard David Beckham speak? It's like he mouth-sexed a can of helium.
You think Ryan Reynolds got this far on his superior acting method? You think Ryan Reynolds got this far on his superior acting method? NS?
Have fun at your midnight showing of Blade II. Hope you enjoy your "Blade Warrior 2" midnight show
PEOPLE-SEXIEST MAN ALIVE! HUGH JACKMAN "Character"-the sexiest man in the world! Hugh Jackman
Ronnie Milsap! Ronnie Milsap
Ripley, from Alien 3! Ripley in "Alien 3"!
it does rhyme with "Polverine."
Say the magic words, Fat Gandalf. Go cast a spell. Apologize, Fat Gandalf. Go show the magic
FEIGE'S FAMOUS PIZZA Feige's famous pizza (seems like this is a tribute to Kevin Feige of Marvel Studios)
Voltron: Defender of the Universe five mini lion-bots come together to form one super-bot five A little robotic lion can fit into a super robot.
Just ride a bitch's back, like Yoda on Luke. Star Wars jokes. Empire. Just ride a bitch's back, like Yoda on Luke. "Star Wars" stem, "The Empire Strikes Back" (On the bed at this time, Jian Jian is holding Vanessa from behind)
It's a big house. It's funny that I only ever see two of you. It's almost like the studio couldn't 't afford another X-Man. This house is really big, the funny thing is that I only see you two. Just like a movie company can’t afford another X-Man
Because Ryan Reynolds is Canadian, there are several maple stalks in the film:
rookie sensation Wade W. Wilson out of Regina, Saskatchewan
Regina rhymes with fun. Regina, Saskatchewan Na rhymes with vagina,
Canada! Deadpool can afford to kill, shouting "Canada"!
Other assorted nonsense:
the I Never with Carry A Wallet the when the I'm Working It Ruins at The Lines of My wallet SUIT never work or else I will destroy my tights lines..
Rich Corinthian leather luxury the Corinthian Leather (Deadpool. when the fight with people in the car in front of the head is the top leather seat behind the lines said)
the I give a Guy a Pavement Facial, IT's because of he's Earned IT. to show people Gouchi Shi evil, because he deserved it (pavement facial refers dragged face close to the other side to go)
wE are fucked up for Really like the except tooth Fairies ... wE OUT knock at the teeth and the take at the Cash. we like the tooth fairy metamorphosis we just destroyed people's teeth and the money
I give you a Blow Job. This is the "blow job" you want (here is a pun, one of which means the following cocktail)
All right, Kahlua, Baileys and... whipped cream. , Baileys liqueur and whipped cream.
I don't take the shits. I just disturb them. (Here I borrowed the idiom of shit-stirrer, which means I am a shit-stirring stick)
I'm living to 102. And then dying. Like the city of Detroit. I will live to 102 years old, and then dying, just like Detroit (Tucao the bottom city of bankruptcy)
What's a nice place like you doing in a girl like this? What the hell are you doing in a girl like this in a place like you?
chicken noodle (Tucao "Black Queen" wears the color of the X special police tights)
last time I forgot to talk about the three common stalks:
The whole world tastes like Mama June after hot yoga, otherwise the whole world will be full of fat moms who have done hot yoga (Fat Mama is a character in the TV series Here Comes Honey Boo Boo)
What does Miss Mama June taste like? What is the smell of Fat Mama?
Like two hobos fucking in a shoe filled with piss like two tramps full exercise of urine shoes
#driveby. Car too cocky (Deadpool walked blind old woman in the apartment, while farting while saying)
Like you've been pitching, not catching. It seems that you are a small attack, not a small sufferer (borrowing baseball terminology)
. Some of the three common stalks I said last time are here: http://www.weibo.com/p/1001603940113863339519
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