Is it Iron Man's armor, or Captain America's quadruple speed serum, or Superman's steel body, or Batman's money?
Audiences, have you noticed what they have in common, that is long! have to! handsome! what!
This world is so strange. It is clear that superheroes are faceless characters. After removing their masks, they are more handsome than the other. Not only are they good-looking and good-looking, they are also melancholy and cold, warm and sunny, and happy and funny. And so on, different attributes meet the various tastes of fans, and one reunion will top ten EXOs. If you don't look good these days, you are embarrassed to make your debut as a hero.
And Deadpool is probably the only exception-he has no face at all, if there is, it is also a negative number that has fallen below the bottom line! Well, in the words of his friends in the movie, "You look like a super ugly avocado"... The audience of Yan Kong, please stop your complaints first. You know that Xiaojianjian is one of Marvel's most popular characters. , Not because of his face, but because-
this guy is too cheap...
The role of Deadpool is very common, generally suffering from cancer, generally treated as mutant experiment, and generally obtained the immortal Super powers, and then everything becomes normal.
Do you think that not being able to die is his most defying ability? Wrong! Xiao Jianjian is obviously a model of "the beauty is not enough, the mouth can come together", every time he complains, he has a huge amount of lines, and the universe is full of words. Watching his comics is equivalent to reading novels, and watching his movies is equivalent to taking another test. CET-6 listening comprehension.
In the huge lines in the movie, I only caught some related... He complained about Wolverine, stamped that Superman and Batman are true love, and also complained about Professor X-although he fell in love with Magneto in the Forkman movie It's reached the point where passers-by can't bear to look directly, but you can tell directly that you are really not afraid of being pierced by the Magneto coin? Sure enough, people who will not die are not afraid of misfortune!
Do you think that Deadpool is just complaining about his teammates and villains? It's too naive. The piece of gum sticking to the screen at the beginning of the movie tells us that Deadpool, um, really knows that he is a character who lives in the movie. Yes, one of his other defying abilities is to know that he is a comic book character, and he often breaks the "the 4th wall" to complain to the audience. In the movie, it was obvious that he was talking to the camera. Sitting in the cinema with popcorn, we could only suppress the urge to cover our face and face his mouth. (I’m actually looking forward to when Mr. Stan Lee’s guest appearance as a DJ in the bar, Bian Jian can catch him and shout, "It’s all your fault, why did you write me like this". Unfortunately, the movie didn’t dare to play like this.)
Especially after the movie, Everyone was waiting for the eggs with excitement, and finally reached the end of the ending song and saw Jianjian's face. When he said, "What are you guys sitting doing? I don't have any eggs in this movie! Go home!" "This straightforward way is really---little and humble style.
(There are spoilers below, but it does not affect the viewing. What is the plot to eat.)
As for the plot, I can only say that as Marvel's first R-rated superhero film, everything you expect to see is available! At the beginning, it was a handsome starter, and the ketchup was not stingy. Here we have to add ten chicken drumsticks to the martial arts instructor. The fighting scenes are so praised! The lines are also all kinds of high-energy, almost three sentences are an F word; the actions are also various and powerful, and there are about five or six occurrences of the damaging move of squeezing the yin hand.
But don’t have the illusion that this is a pornographic film that is not suitable for children. You know, Xiaoqianjian, as a long-term cute and women’s clothing lover, he has the ability to turn R-rated films into a woman full of pink bubbles. High school students daily.
Yes, the outline of this story is exactly the same as the Japanese campus comics we have seen.
Active-duty high school students are small and humble. He usually helps school girls to fight, and occasionally draws comics to create a fan-like ordinary teenager. He has a beautiful girlfriend. Everything is beautiful until he is diagnosed with cancer in the terminal stage.
After breaking up with his girlfriend, the desperate Bianjian encounters an uncle who is well-dressed but has a perverted face. Uncle speaking, uncle takes you to heal, not only can heal you, but also make you a superhero. This story tells us, don’t just believe the words of strangers (especially strange scorpions in black suits).
Xiao Jianjian received the treatment, the process was painful, and the ending was satisfactory. Not only did he recover from the cancer, he also gained immortality. However, like the teacher Saitama in "One Punch Man", Xiao Jianjian also faces the sorrow of the strong: he has become stronger, bald, and disfigured, so he doesn't even dare to meet his girlfriend-
this Of course the situation requires medical troubles! Xiao Jianjian angrily went to the doctor who provided treatment. The villain was probably a fan of Harry Potter. He felt that the necessary condition for becoming a boss was like Voldemort, "the name cannot be mentioned", only a nickname. Marvel's villain, you can understand by looking at Jishen and Winter Soldier, there must be a face value bonus. The villain is also very handsome, but it's a pity that in this movie, the appearance is simply the most useless thing.
Each of the villain's men was chopped off like a watermelon by Xiao Jianjian, and the villain himself was beaten to death by Xiao Jianjian.
At this moment, the seniors and girls of X Academy descended from the sky. The seniors had toughened muscles and said brightly, "Do you want to play basketball?" The seniors in uniforms (X-Men uniforms) wore an arrogant face. Said, "If it weren't for the professor's request, I don't want you to join us." I think this time is not just a little bit, but our audiences are also complaining about it. The goal of the bit is to defeat the villain and become the strongest in Suzuran, ah, it is the strongest in X Academy. What the hell is joining the basketball team? What's more, there is also his most hated teacher Wolverine in X Academy, not to mention that Anxi Coach (crossed out) Professor X is still his target of complaints.
Of course, Xiao Jianjian desperately resisted. During the dispute, the villain escaped. Xiao Jianjian left the scene in anger. When he returned home, he found that, hey, his girlfriend was kidnapped by the villain.
The sad humble had to fill his pink backpack with guns, and ran to ask the senior and the school girl for help. The three of them came to the villain's base camp together-if you are looking forward to the handsome final boss fight, you would be wrong! This is a Deadpool movie, not the Avengers! It must be the part where the slot is larger than the handsome one.
For example, when the villain jumped down from the stairs, he said, "Look! She is going to be a superhero!" Then the camera was shot close-up, and the villain appeared more like a hero than the protagonist!
For example, when you are about to start a fight, the school girl asks Jian Jian, what about your pink bag, Jian Jian was taken aback... It was really pulled in a taxi. Which superhero have you ever seen fights in a taxi?
For example, Jianjian remotely watched the escaped girlfriend being rescued by the senior and the school girl, and waved hello to them very happily. Unfortunately, he was only handsome for three seconds, and he was immediately kicked away by the undead villain without a word.
For example, after fighting with the boss, Jian Jian is ready to shoot and break, the senior suddenly appears to enter the Madonna brainwashing mode, saying that the most rare thing in life is to forgive your enemies, and the background instantly becomes a soft light effect. But after that, Jianjian simply shot the villain with a headshot, and the guns were of no use to him. And the senior, he actually... vomited... It is worthy of being a strong-looking senior but extremely innocent at heart. This contrast can give full marks to this cuteness!
What's the ending? We still don’t know if Deadpool has joined the X high school basketball team. We don’t know if he will have a battle with Wolverine teacher in the future, or if he will talk to each other with the same famous Spider-Man. However, in the easter egg, Jian Jian revealed important information-in the
next part, his good friend Cable will appear! Marvel, you won, sure enough, you don't miss any chance to sell corruption. The wallet is ready, please boldly smash the second one over!
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