Wade and Winnessa met for the first time. The two of them had a miserable relationship. Winnessa said that his father would not want him before he was born. Wade said that his father would not want him before he was pregnant. Being sexually harassed, Wade said that he was molested by his uncle. Winnessa said that he could only sleep in the dishwasher box. Wade said that he didn't sleep, and was pornographic by SM, anal sex, and clowns almost every day. Then the two fell in love.
The two had sex for the first time. Wade bought Winnessa’s time and had three minutes left to go to bed decisively. Then the Chinese had sex during the Spring Festival. Women’s Day was anal. On Halloween, he wore vampire braces to Winesa’s mouth. Thanksgiving. Spread jam and strawberry kisses, and Wade proposes to Winnessa with a toy ring candy on Christmas.
Wade took a taxi in Dofind for the first time, played with the windows in the back seat of the car, played with the gum that other people had stuck to the car, climbed restlessly from the back seat to the front seat, and talked to Dofind in minutes. Talking about his girlfriend who was snatched by his cousin, he must take him back immediately, kidnap him, kill him, and stay with her.
Knocked into the air by a steel man, analyze the quality of being a superhero. The advantage is that you can beat bad guys, dry clothes for free, you can make a movie to make money, and you can co-star in a movie; the disadvantage is that you can be played by the boss.
Wade was disfigured and returned, and his friend complained that his face was like an avocado fucking an older and uglier avocado. He could be an actor in a horror movie. It looked like the ghost king was fucking the topographic map of Utah. The testicles of the teeth.
In the movie, Deadpool laughed at himself playing the role of Deadpool to eat with his face. Including the introduction of the protagonist at the beginning, he also released a picture of himself as the sexiest male god by People magazine. It feels as if a serious face is competing with Uncle Hugh. Including the introduction to the producer: it's just a silly fork. Screenwriter: The screenwriter is the real hero. Director: It's a guy who eats plain rice.
Both of them complained that Iron Man's appearance was not good for his knees.
The man who forgets to bring the explosive bag wherever he goes.
Before the battle began, everyone tacitly paused and waited for the black queen to finish tweeting.
Both movies have an understanding of heroes: only four to five moments to become a hero. Everyone thinks that a hero is a full-time job, brushing your teeth in a heroic way, washing your face in a heroic way, but maybe not. There may only be four to five moments in your life that are important. When you make a decision: for example, do Make sacrifices, repair shortcomings, save friends, or forgive enemies.
At the end: You don't need to be a superhero for the sake of picking up girls, a suitable girl will make you a hero.
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