I'm a rookie, don't laugh at me

Darrion 2022-03-22 09:01:06

There's only two kinds of people in the world. There's women, and there's men. Summer Finn was a woman. Height, average. Weight, average. Shoe size, slightly above average. For all intents and purposes, Summer Finn, just another girl . Except she wasn't. To wit, in 1998, Summer quoted a song by the Scottish band Belle and Sebastian... in her high school yearbook. "Color my life with the chaos of trouble." This spike in Michigan sales of their album... The Boy with the Arab Strap... continues to puzzle industry analysts. Summer's employment at the Daily Freeze during her sophomore year... coincided with an inexplicable 212% increase in revenue. Every apartment Summer rented... was offered at an average rate of 9.2% below market value. And her round-trip commute to work... averaged 18.4 double takes per day.It was a rare quality, this "Summer effect." Rare, and yet something every post adolescent male has encountered... at least once in their lives.
There are only two kinds of people in the world: women and men. Summer is a woman: height, average; weight, average; shoe size, slightly smaller than average. From all these points of view, Summer is just an ordinary girl. But this is not the case. For example, in 1998, in her high school graduation album, Summer quoted a song by Belle of Scotland and Sebastian Orchestra: "Life is wonderful because of ups and downs" Let their record "Boy with Arabian belt" in The Michigan sales have been plagued by industry analysts. Summer worked in an ice cream shop during his sophomore year, and the store’s revenue increased by 212% inexplicably. Every time Summer rents a house, the price is 9.2% lower than the average market price. On her way to and from get off work, she makes people look back 18.4 times a day on average. This is a very rare phenomenon "Summer effect". Rare, but at least once in a lifetime that all adolescent males have encountered

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  • Edmond 2021-10-20 18:59:52

    A dull and silly movie is sought after by countless literary and artistic youths. The reason is that the inexplicable heroine has her eyes empty from beginning to end, doing all kinds of things that normal people can't explain, and finally gets married in a flash, making the hero want to cry. tears.

  • Raul 2022-04-23 07:01:04

    I love Summer's outfit.

500 Days of Summer quotes

  • Summer: Hey, um, I just wanna tell you that, um, I'm not really looking... for anything... serious. Is that okay?

    Tom: Yeah.

    Summer: 'Cause some people kind of freak out when they hear that.

    Tom: No, not me.

    Summer: You sure?

    Tom: Yeah. Like, casual, right? Take it slow.

    Tom: Right.

    Summer: No pressure.

  • Tom: [speaks to himself in mirror] Okay. Settle. She's just a girl. Just a girl. She wants to keep it casual, which is why she's in my bed right now. But that's casual. That's what casual people do. That's fine. That's great.

    [walks out to see Summer in bed, naked]

    Tom: Hi.

    Summer: Hi.