I'm a rookie, don't laugh at me

Darrion 2022-03-22 09:01:06

There's only two kinds of people in the world. There's women, and there's men. Summer Finn was a woman. Height, average. Weight, average. Shoe size, slightly above average. For all intents and purposes, Summer Finn, just another girl . Except she wasn't. To wit, in 1998, Summer quoted a song by the Scottish band Belle and Sebastian... in her high school yearbook. "Color my life with the chaos of trouble." This spike in Michigan sales of their album... The Boy with the Arab Strap... continues to puzzle industry analysts. Summer's employment at the Daily Freeze during her sophomore year... coincided with an inexplicable 212% increase in revenue. Every apartment Summer rented... was offered at an average rate of 9.2% below market value. And her round-trip commute to work... averaged 18.4 double takes per day.It was a rare quality, this "Summer effect." Rare, and yet something every post adolescent male has encountered... at least once in their lives.
There are only two kinds of people in the world: women and men. Summer is a woman: height, average; weight, average; shoe size, slightly smaller than average. From all these points of view, Summer is just an ordinary girl. But this is not the case. For example, in 1998, in her high school graduation album, Summer quoted a song by Belle of Scotland and Sebastian Orchestra: "Life is wonderful because of ups and downs" Let their record "Boy with Arabian belt" in The Michigan sales have been plagued by industry analysts. Summer worked in an ice cream shop during his sophomore year, and the store’s revenue increased by 212% inexplicably. Every time Summer rents a house, the price is 9.2% lower than the average market price. On her way to and from get off work, she makes people look back 18.4 times a day on average. This is a very rare phenomenon "Summer effect". Rare, but at least once in a lifetime that all adolescent males have encountered

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  • Summer: There's no such thing as love, it's fantasy...

  • Tom: Yeah, uh, this is... And Rhoda, no disrespect, but um, this is total shit.

    McKenzie: Tom!

    Tom: "Go for it" "You can do it"? That's not inspirational, that's suicidal. If pickles goes for it right there, that's a dead cat. These are lies. We're liars. Think about it. Why do people buy these things? It's not 'cause they wanna say how they feel. People buy cards 'cause they can't say how they feel or they're afraid too. We provide the service that lets them off the hook. You know what? I say to hell with it. Let's level with America. At least let them speak for themselves! Right? I mean, look! What-What is this? What does it say? "Congratulations on your new baby." Right? How 'bout, "Congratulations on your new baby. Guess that's it for hanging out. Nice knowing you."

    Vance: Sit down, Hansen.

    Tom: How bout this one, with all the pretty hearts on the front? I think I know where this ones going. Yep! "Happy Valentines Day, sweetheart. I love you." That sweet? Ain't love grand? This is exactly what I'm talking about. What does that even mean, "love"? Do you know? Do you? Anybody?

    McKenzie: Tom...

    Tom: If somebody gave me this card, Mr. Vance, I would eat it. It's these cards, and the movies and the pop songs, they're to blame for all the lies and the heartache, everything. We're responsible. *I'm responsible.* I think we do a bad thing here. People should be able to say how they feel, how they really feel, not you know, some words that some stranger put in their mouths. Words like "love"... that don't mean anything. Sorry, I'm sorry. I, uh... I quit. I'm... There's enough bullshit in the world without my help.