At the beginning of the story, there was a dust storm on Mars and the American expedition was forced to leave early. Unfortunately, Matt Duomo was blown away. I thought that the team members would find Matt Duomo, hand in hand, and told him not to abandon it. When you don’t give up and sing together that unity is strength. Matt was dumbfounded and abandoned on Mars alone.
Stay alone on Mars and wait for 4 years, but only enough food for 300 days. Matt was dumbfounded, and he stared thoughtfully at the toilet after he finished his bowel movement.
Emma is not going to eat Xiang Xiang, right? Several large-scale scientific research projects immediately popped up in my mind: 1. Eat shit like this to better health, 2. Shock all Chinese people! Re Xiang can't eat it directly! ! ! ! ! Keep cool 3. It is scientifically proven that "people who eat three soaks in the morning and four soaks in the afternoon" feel that they eat less than "people who eat four soaks in the morning and three soaks in the afternoon." 4. On the feasibility of hitting Zusanli to alleviate the nausea of eating shit...
Then Matt Duomoe started to use Xiang as fertilizer to grow potatoes. I wiped the cold sweat and continued to look down.
Matt is dumb and wants to drink water. I think if pee is used as a drink, stool must be used as the main course. Even Rexiang has been replaced by potatoes, so I also rejected the idea of drinking pee. Sure enough, I guessed it, although I don’t understand why the flames After burning and burning, the plastic sheet was filled with water, but it was nice to have flames. After all, Matt was so cute that he could pray for the people of Paris, the earthquake-stricken areas, and the firefighters in Tianjin anytime and anywhere.
Tonight the Martians are all earthlings.
Matt dumbly drove to a great plain. Emma, he must write in the desert! Then wait for the Martian satellite to observe! Is it to write "Obama will live forever, NASA serves the people"? Or write a huge "Yangzhou fried rice" to apply for Mars Guinness, or draw a big split?
Neither, he dug out an old satellite to connect with the earth.
I can only continue to look down in shame.
Old satellites can only transmit pictures, Matt is dumb and asks questions, and people on earth can only answer yes or no. Seeing this, I fell into a desperate conjecture:
"Is it the letter a?"
"No"
"Is it b"
"no"
"Is it c"
"no"
"Is it d"
"yes!!!"
"Is the next letter a?"
"no"
"Is it b"
"no" ......After
such a hard day, Matt Duanmeng translated the letters that were finally strung together: "Have you eaten, go to bed early and don't get angry."...
Fortunately, Matt Dumeng and NASA used them soon. ASCII encoding establishes a quick connection. I cut off my shameful cecum and kept watching.
People on the earth offered advice and suggestions for him, but due to hardware failure, Matt’s cute potato sprouts were destroyed...
I have already got rid of the irrational mind of eating Rexiang, and learned to analyze and solve problems with a scientific mind. Matt is so cute and should immediately start developing Doraemon, and then use the time machine to fix it before returning to the hardware failure!
No, if there is a Doraemon, there should be any door! With any door! You can return to Earth to get potatoes that last 4 years! Back to Mars to support the rescue team! ! ! !
And more importantly, you can get enough ketchup by the way to make these 4 years less difficult.
I'm so smart.
In order to save Private Ryan, NASA launched a satellite full of food in the shortest time, but due to the limitations of the decadent capitalist system, the rocket exploded. And Matt was stunned eating potatoes and not fried chicken in the People's Square on Mars, and the Hermes did not know where it was. Although NASA could only scream, the hungry stunner was too lazy to doubt.
NASA had to turn to the China National Aeronautics and Space Administration for help. Many well-known folk health artists have provided the secrets of health preservation for Matt. The Secret Art of Bigu from Taoism can make Matt stay cute and survive for 5 more minutes when there is absolutely no food, and he can use these 5 minutes to look at the weather forecast on Mars tomorrow. Another set of breathing skills is also very useful. Although it can't prevent Matt from starving to death, it can make him less nervous when starving to death.
More businesses hope that Matt stays cute and implants commercial advertisements while responding to NASA. Daimeng received $100,000 from McDonald’s and sent an advertisement to the earth: eating potatoes every day is so greasy, I really want to eat McDonald’s breakfast with full marks, even if it is made with McDonald’s China’s special expired meat, it’s definitely 10,000 times better than this potato. Ah, I received KFC money: Matt said dumbly: I have a fever. If there is a KFC fried chicken at this time, it is rich in antibiotics. The pure source of antibiotics from natural syringes can effectively kill human bacteria...
I think it must be The belief in knowledge supports me to continue watching.
The next plot is the victory of science, I won't be spoiled, in short, it is very exciting. It is recommended not to watch for illiterate people.
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