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It’s not enough to talk about such a short story for more than 2 hours, but I think that compared to the story of "Cloud Atlas" with more than 2 hours, "Black Panther" is at least Well completed the part of the world view display, paving the way for the sequel.
But it’s still embarrassing. It’s also the father’s death that his son wakes up. Compared with "Thor 3", "Black Panther" seems to be less funny and serious. In addition, there is a kind of Chinese watching American directors making Chinese movies. In addition to decorations, the imagination of the mysterious African tribes has too many American elements in its core. I don’t know what the big African brothers think...
Ps. Party A’s father, I know how to make colorful black!
Blind BB above, go to the topic! ! !
Look at it and make up multiple well-known cat gifs in minutes to play
The audience in the audience watched giggling like a large cat sucking scene
…………Director, you are a shit shoveler, right? !
10 settings to see through the truth about the director's addiction to cat slaves!
1. This leopard is a bit cute
There is no way to kill with a head tilted, but when you see your beloved ex (lao) female (po), you can’t move your legs. This setting is too innocent and cute! ! Two supporting roles are also arranged to make fun of Xiao Er Hei, and the fan mode will be launched as soon as they meet...
But I changed into a cat suit and raised my ears and smiled shyly...foul!
2. Either bury the shit or bury yourself
director! ! ! Our hero Xiaoerhei, who is rich in Nini, buries himself at every turn, doesn’t it really come from cats burying shit? ! Well? !
Or bury your own craftsmanship from the ancestors...
3. The terrible "catnip"
In the magical world of Wakanda, it doesn’t matter if Zhenjin is so defying, the little Erhei, who is richer than Nini, actually has the shining halo of "Heart-shaped Grass", so the golden finger is open. The director must really love cats.
and! People’s little spiders were only able to transform themselves after being bitten and suffering. Xiao Erhei... He is from the ancestors again! !
Comparable to catnip, this "big black panther" captivates heaven on earth with one sip, and kills the villain with two sips of fighting power...
Four, looking down on sentient beings
The person who is squatted on his head by his master, you know, cats like to squat high and enjoy the feeling of controlling the whole situation. Let’s not say how high the house is built by Xiao Erhei and the snow leopard brother who lives in the North Pole. Look. Picture bar
It was also the first time I saw in a movie that when the king boarded a plane and eat melons, the crowds were all watching on the king's head. Aren't all the kings creeping underneath when they climbed up high?
Five, dead house
Let’s not talk about the cat man’s death house. It’s really hard to go out after guarding such a big baby bump. Let’s stay in this house. This house has been housed for thousands of years and is self-sufficient and self-reliant. Money makes the family rich...the ancestors in the house...kneel...
Sixth, cold and arrogant (spoiler)
In order to conceal, Wakanda is used to pretending to be poor on newscasts. At the end of the movie, at the Wakanda International Press Conference, our king was so angry that he wanted to announce his country’s science and technology to the world. An official asked Techara. , "What good things can you have?"
The world’s richest man, the world’s first weapon power, the son of the great king Tchaka, the new super member of the Women’s Federation Wakanda, the new king did not speak, just smiled...?
7. Absolute Healing System
Don't look at the cat's high temperature, but when it is cured, the human cubs will be no different.
Sucking cat movies can also heal people's hearts. It's nothing, our Xiao Erhei's ability is back to life! ! ! What if the young agent Chao Ye blocked the bullet for himself and was about to die? ! Put a bead into his body and he lived...lived...
Eight, in society, my leopard brother, I don’t speak much arrogantly.
Walking around the rivers and lakes, Brother Cat has never been afraid of anyone. If you haven't watched the video of the compatriots of cats and cobras, bears and dogs, then this film is your chance to understand the true power of Cats.
Whether it is the villain or the protagonist, the two cats scratched up, they were cruelly handed, the claws saw blood, the knife pierced the heart, regardless of life or death, the cat scratched expresses fear...
Nine, cats have nine lives (spoiler)
Xiaoqiang who can't kill the protagonist who can't kill, throws our Xiao Erhei down from such a high cliff............
Of course it's okay! The magical skill of Brother Cat challenges Murphy's Law. The shoveling officer who has tried throwing cats knows that no matter what position the cat is thrown out, the cat will land on all fours and land smoothly, so it is usually okay to fall from a higher place~ (dangerous Don’t experiment with behavior)
Ten, the mystery that makes the bath tyrants unable to
Even though humans already have high-tech black technology, they don't know much about the world of cats. The mysterious whereabouts and reflection arcs of cats make it impossible for cat slaves to stop addiction.
In the movie, the outside world knows nothing about the world of the Wakanda Panthers. Martin Freeman, who went on a day trip to Wakanda, is still stunned, seeing... ah! Has been usurped! what! It's usurped back again!
But as the progress bar is almost finished, Martin, as an intelligence agent, did not "sell" Wakanda, and almost dedicated his life to become the tears of the whole film. Well, it seems that he has recognized the master haha.
The easter eggs are fake, the cat movies are real, I don’t think there is anything wrong with it! There is so much I can think of for the time being~ I wish everyone who raises cats have a cat soon~ Everyone who really raises cats shovel shit~
repair--
11. Sun Cultists
Two leopards hooked their shoulders to watch the infinite sunset, the picture was beautiful~ and then I felt familiar, until I flipped through the collection of indescribable cat movies in my phone...
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