Spider-Man: Return of the Hero | I grew up from the moment I learned to recognize counseling

John 2022-03-20 09:01:08

In the past two days, Xue Zhiqian and his ex-wife have reunited, and there has been a love commotion on the Internet.

Frankly speaking, I think my mentality is a bit dark,

What I am thinking is,

If Joker Xue is not Joker Xue and there is still no fire, will the two of them remarry?

In other words, he remarried, will everyone still care about it?

So it’s really important for men to become stronger.

Today I will share with you a movie about boys becoming stronger:

The background of the story happened after "Captain America 3",

Here is a brief popularization for friends who have never watched "Mei Team 3".

"Squad America 3" is about a breakup between Iron Man and Captain America,

Iron Man finds Little Spider-Man to fill the emptiness in his heart,

Later, the US team and Iron Man reunited

The story of abandoning the little spider.

Even if I was used up by Iron Man, I dumped it,

Little Spider is still thinking about joining the Women’s Federation.

Therefore, he silently walked in the spirit of justice and hoped to be recognized by Iron Man.

The other group was originally responsible for cleaning up alien attacks

Construction team with alien weapons left

Relentlessly informed by a scumbag

The cleaning work that belonged to them was contracted by the Iron Man team.

The contractor was very angry,

He assembled the construction team under his hands to convert some of the post-war garbage into powerful weapons and sell them to the black market.

At the same time, he also gave himself a set of top equipment: the condor.

until one day,

A group of women's federation cosplay lovers holding

When the alien weapon made by the contractor robbed the bank

Was found by a little spider wandering around,

After a fight, he was disarmed by a little spider,

Little spider found the contractor and his small invention team.

Due to the good craftsmanship of the contractor team,

The high-tech weapons produced quickly fell short of demand,

Without the raw materials for production,

They started thinking of stealing Iron Man’s possessions

(To be honest, you might as well rob the bank for low risk and high return)

Then there is the fight scene of the dirty red chicken...

Hit the little spider and found,

This contractor "Vulture" is actually the father of the girl he likes

(This kind of father who will kill a good friend,

Or put the dad of the girl you like into prison,

If it were your classmate, would you make friends with him)

Finally Iron Man came out and said,

Congratulations, your performance is outstanding,

You are welcome to join the Women's Federation.

did not expect

Little Spider refused.

Oh, you hypocritical little fairy.

In the process of watching it, I felt that this film was shooting Iron Man vs. Iron Man.

The villain's setting is a weapon dealer who sells alien modified weapons to the underworld. (Stark Industries is also from an arms dealer background)

The setting of the little spider is full of Iron Man sense, built-in 467 kinds of spider silk grenades, comes with a spike mode, forced confession mode, electric shock mode, combo mode, can fly, and is even equipped with artificial intelligence for chatting.

It's simply an Iron Man who can spit spider silk.

The villain Vulture had a conversation like this when confronting the little spider

"It's wrong for you to do this."

"What's the matter?"

"Selling weapons to the black market is old and dangerous"

"Where do you think your buddy Iron Man's money came from?"

It looked like a black Iron Man with wings anyway.

The reason Iron Man didn't allow Spider-Man to join the Women's Federation was because he felt that the guy was still too tender and ill-trained.

In the end, the reason why Little Spider refused to join the Women’s Federation is also the reason. I think it’s better to sharpen it. I think it’s too risky to work in your profession, and it is easy to get work-related injuries.

I think he is mature,

A sign of a man's maturity is to learn to wear a safety helmet on a motorcycle.

PS. Vulture may have a northeast girl living in his heart, except for Doflamingo among the villains, he loves to wear mink.

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Extended Reading

Spider-Man: Homecoming quotes

  • Adrian Toomes: [Turns a gun to Peter] Does she know?

    Peter Parker: Know what?

    Adrian Toomes: So she doesn't, good. Close to the vest, I admire that. I've got a few secrets of my own. Of all the reasons I didn't want my daughter to date! Peter, nothing is more important than family. You saved my daughter's life, and I could never forget something like that, so I'll give you one chance. You ready? You walk through those doors, and you forget any of this happened. And don't you ever, ever interfere with my business again, because if you do, I'll kill you, and everyone that you love. I'll kill you dead. That's what I'll do to protect my family. Pete, you understand? Hey. I just saved your life. Now, what do you say?

    Peter Parker: [Awkwardly] Thank you.

    Adrian Toomes: You're welcome. Now, you go in there, and you show my daughter a good time, okay? Just not too good.

  • Peter Parker: Wow, they're in the middle of a heist! I could catch them all red-handed, this is awesome! Okay, I'm gonna get a little closer so I can see what's happening.

    Karen: Would you like me to engage Enhanced Combat Mode?

    Peter Parker: Enhanced Combat Mode? Yeah!

    Karen: Activating Instant-Kill.

    Peter Parker: What? No, no, no, I don't wanna kill anybody!

    Karen: Deactivating Instant-Kill.

    [Peter jumps out of his position and tries to swing, only to plummet face-first into the ground]

    Peter Parker: What the hell just happened?

    Karen: You jumped off a sign and landed on your face.