Laughing to suffocation, crying to dehydration, I believe it after watching "Guardians of the Galaxy 2"

Kasey 2022-03-20 09:01:09

Before watching "Guardians of the Galaxy 2", I heard that someone "suffocated with laughter and dehydrated crying". Carrot expressed disdain. It is understandable to laugh to suffocate. Is crying dehydrated is teasing me? This is the most funny thing in the Marvel universe. A group of people.
The result was a face slap. The one-sentence summary is "Guardians of the Galaxy 2 is as funny as it is, so you cry."
In order to make you laugh and cry when watching this movie, which may be the most abused movie in Marvel history. Carrot, I want to give you a good list of precautions. After all, I have to cry, everyone cry together, right?

Note 1: It’s not the male gods who save the galaxy, but they.

If you don’t know what the Guardians of the Galaxy are, the one-sentence explanation is "they are the Avengers in the galaxy", if you say that defending the earth is the Avengers The mission of defending the galaxy is the mission of the Guardians of the Galaxy. Therefore, it is not your male god or other object that saves the galaxy, but this combination.
But unlike a serious superhero in the Avengers, this group of people is simply a random combination of marginal characters. They were originally second-rate heroes in the Marvel world, but they once became the most popular small group in Marvel with their fascinating personality. Everyone in the reunion expressed a lot of pressure.
This small group had 5 people in the first part, but expanded to 7 people in the second part. I don’t know how to watch the movie well.

Five old drivers
Xingjue-a thief
Xingjue whose real name is Peter Quill, has the blood of half-terrestrial and half-Spartan. He lived on the earth before the age of 9, and when his mother died at the age of 9, he was taken away from the earth by the predator Yongdu. Following the days when the "adoptive father" Yongdu began to stealthily abduct. Xingjue was his nickname for himself, so he thought it sounded great.
When you meet Xingjue, you will find that not only the males on the earth are not growing, but the males in outer space are also childish ghosts. He molested when he saw a girl, was arrogant and arrogant, and didn't like to be responsible for always causing trouble. It turned out that he was Zhang Zhiming of the galaxy.
Star Jue's actor Chris Pratt lost 50 pounds for this movie, which is still an inspirational legend in the weight loss world. In the second part, there is also a part of showing your abdominal muscles. Don't blink.

Bounty Hunter Rocket Raccoon-A kidnapper
is a bounty hunter if he sounds good, but a kidnapper if he doesn't sound good. He is a genetically modified, talking raccoon, proficient in various weapons, an excellent sniper, and some small inventions. He invented the cool jetpack in the second part.
Rocket Raccoon is also the director's favorite character. He feels that his innocent and angry look is very similar to him, and he loves to wear it on the red carpet.

Baby Groot-a cute baby
At the end of the first part, Groot protected everyone with a tree branch, sacrificed himself and cried out to the audience. But his twig has turned into the baby Groot in the second part. Although the director said that Baby Groot is not the Groot of the previous film, there is no memory of him.
Baby Groot is responsible for the cuteness and laughter in this movie. For example, everyone is fighting against the monster Abras, but this guy dances while listening to the music.
Another example is that Xingjue is driving the spacecraft to avoid the enemy and asks the baby Groot to fasten his seat belt, but this bear kid is acting like a sugar-eating crowd with a dull look.
Like the previous one, Groot is still dubbed by Van Diesel. Don’t think that it’s easy to pay for just one line. A sentence of "I am Groot" with hundreds of emotions and dozens of languages ​​is also difficult for this old driver. .

Drax the Destroyer-a madman and
a sad uncle. After his wife and daughter were killed by Ronan, they were full of revenge.
Although his face is abominable, his personality is innocent and cute. The most interesting setting is that he can only understand the superficial meaning of the text, but does not understand the metaphor at all.

Thanos adopted daughter Kamora-a killer
, the last member of the Zehoubeli clan. As the only survivor of the tribe, she became the adopted daughter of Thanos. She became a killer in Thanos training. She is good at martial arts and has the ability to heal quickly. She has a cold personality and is called "the most dangerous woman in the universe."
Kamora can be said to be the only one in the Guardians of the Galaxy who is still a little normal. She was the only one who remained awake when several other members committed the crimes, and from time to time she cast a big white eye from the Milky Way.
Although the whole body exudes the temperament that no one should be near, but she is unlucky to run into Xingjue, a gummy candy, and the relationship between the two will make great progress in the second part.

Three new

predators, Yongdu - a rogue leader was
right, and Xingjue's skills in sneaking and abducting were all learned from "Godfather" Yongdu. In the first part, Yongdu's "whistle blowing" skill has already received countless fans, and this kind of tricky skill is simply too cool.
Although Yongdu didn't blink his eyes and focused on money, he still had love for this godson, which caused all kinds of jealousy and dissatisfaction with his subordinates.
He was betrayed and seized power by his subordinates and joined the Guardians of the Galaxy. Not only did his "whistle blowing" skill advance to version 2.0, the character plot of Yongdu has also become a big hit in the film that cannot be spoiled.

Nebula-a killing machine
Nebula is the other goddaughter of Thanos, and another killing machine under Thanos.
Since childhood, under the control of his godfather Thanos, he has duel with his sister Kamora. Whoever loses will turn part of his body into a machine, and Nebula's entire body is not much flesh.
Fighting favor with Kamora when she was a child, grew up torn, even if she broke her (machine) hand, she didn't want her sister to rescue her, that was how she hated her.
This one has joined the Guardians of the Galaxy. It should be a century of reconciliation.

Praying Mantis-a non-social person,
Praying Mantis is a new character in the second part. She is a small follower of Xingjue's biological father Ego. She has the ability to perceive and affect the emotions of the other party as long as she touches it, and she can also help sleep.
But compared with this skill, Carrot still prefers another characteristic of her-a person who has no emotional intelligence and low social skills.
Because he has lived alone since he was a child and has no social experience, he looks like Drax and looks forward to them getting better soon.
There have been many original fan portraits on the Internet. With two big tentacles on her head and two big eyes blinking, she seems to have become a very popular character in the second part.


Note 2: I saw the second part after 3 years, only two months have passed since the story

In the first "Guardians of the Galaxy", Xingjue accidentally stole a mysterious gem (the infinite gem Orb) on a planet named Molag, so he was hunted down by Thanos and Yongdu.
The bounty hunters Rocket Raccoon, Groot, and Kamora originally wanted to take the mysterious gems from the star, but because of the common enemy Ronan and the alliance of the star.
Afterwards, through certain processes that you have to watch the movie to know, these people defended the mysterious sphere, killed Ronan, and wiped out the previous criminal record and became the "Guardians of the Galaxy."
Although the movie is three years after the first Guardians of the Galaxy in 2014, the storyline is completely next to the first.
This time is actually set because of Baby Groot. The event line of "Guardians of the Galaxy 2" was originally set a few years after the previous story. Root was still a baby 2 months later.

In the second part, the Universe Wanted Nebula disappeared in the war in the previous part and was arrested by the alien race Sovereign.
In order to capture the Nebula, the Guardians of the Galaxy must first remove the monster that has been attacking them-Abras for Sovereign.
Although the Guardians of the Galaxy successfully completed the mission and captured the Nebula, because the naughty Rocket Raccoon did some unspoilable things, the Guardians of the Galaxy became the target of the Sovereign clan who wanted to exterminate. The second story begins in the chase of the clan.
Sovereign is really a magical race when it comes to Sovereign. All of them look like the little golden people. Their high priest Ayesha believes that the way humans reproduce is a retro "traditional way", and Xingjue disagrees with this point.
They converted the power in the universe into various superpowers, and when they encountered danger, they sealed themselves in a cocoon. The way of fighting is also very special. They are all remotely controlled by sitting in a car like a motorcycle in a game hall, which reminds carrots of Tron in Disneyland.

Note 3: "I am your dad", this is not a fake dad. The
biggest expectation for the second part is that Xingjue's dad, who has been searching for so many years, is finally showing up. That's right, that ball.
Xingjue's biological father is Ego, a planet with life and self-awareness, and can be transformed into any human form. Has survived in the universe for thousands of years, with infinite wisdom. But his ambition is also great. Dominating the universe is his ultimate ideal.
Does the phrase "I am your dad" in the trailer remind you of the classic father and son recognizing scene in "Star Wars"? Although Xingjue revealed in the interview that when I first met, I felt that the man who ran the train with his mouth full was not his own father, but this was really not a fake father.
The director has always said that "family" is what he has always wanted to express in the movie, but after watching the movie, you may feel a little bitter about Xingjue, the child who has just met his father. (Am I spoiled? No!)


Note 4: Speaking of guest appearances, Marvel is a professional
guest appearance. This matter is what Marvel has always liked to play with. In this part, two super-big cameo appearances were drawn through the line of Xing Jue and his godfather, and they were also important members of the predators.
When Starhawk played by Stallone appeared, "Wow" appeared in the theater.
"Starhawk" has the ability to live forever in the comics. Because it always goes through the cycle of childhood to old age, it also has the ability to predict the future.
In the movie, he is the leader of the predators. Before Yongdu was expelled by Starhawk because of a mistake.
Although Michelle Yeoh had never participated in any promotion of "Guardians of the Galaxy 2" before the screening, and the main creator was tight-lipped about it, she still saw Michelle Yeoh in the exposed stills.
She plays the role of Aleta in the film, who was also her former partner who fought with Yongdu and Starhawk. After that, they parted ways and became separate factions. Why is there not much spoiler in this one.
Yes, how could you forget Father Stan Lee. He will still appear in this movie, and more than once.
Marvel Pictures Chairman Kevin Fitch just admitted not long ago that Stan Lee’s guest appearances in the MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe) are all the same role. The observer Uatu (UatuTheWatcher), it turns out that the old man is not just for fun. He stringed up the entire MCU alone.

Note 5: I am serious about
bringing paper towels! Bring tissues! Bring tissues! The important thing is said three times.
Or else it’s hot, and you don’t even have short sleeves to wipe your nose (don’t ask how I knew it).
Did you cry when the first tree man Groot sacrificed? If you cry, you will cry even worse in this episode. I can't say anymore, besides, I really want to be spoiled.

Note 6: Can you leave after watching the subtitles? It is not only because there are 5 Easter eggs

director James Gunn is also a real conscience, there are 5 Easter eggs that everyone should have known for a long time.
Let me tell you not to be spoiled, the 5 Easter eggs are respectively related to the second-in-command Kraglin of the predators, the old predators, the Sovereign tribe, Groot, and the old man.
The
5 easter eggs of Kraglin, the second-hand of the predator, appear at intervals in the ending subtitles. The subtitles are too deliberate . The role highlights in the play appear randomly on the subtitles. After reading it, you will feel that the subtitles themselves are also an easter egg.
Honestly, Drax said a particularly philosophical thing in the movie: There are only two kinds of people in the world, those who can dance and those who can’t dance.
If the director’s personally selected "Golden Songs" sounded, and you happened to be beating in your heart, you should be just like me, believing that the entire galaxy is the one who is forced by these protectors.


Why reject carrots?
(Public

account : reject carrots) TA said: Because I love tomatoes more
TA also said: Because I love eggplants, the
last TA said: Because I love okra more

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Extended Reading

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 quotes

  • Drax: [to Quill] You just need to find a woman who is pathetic... like you.

  • [first lines]

    Meredith Quill: [sing along with the song Brandy] There's a girl in this harbor town / And she works layin' whiskey down / They say, Brandy, fetch another round / She serves them whiskey and wine / The sailors say, Brandy, you're a fine girl.