Elite game

Chris Washington: I got hypnotized last night.

Rod Williams: Nigga, get the fuck outta here!

Chris Washington: No. Yo, yo, yeah it's to quit smoking. But Rose's mom's a psychiatrist, so...

Rod Williams: Bro, I don't care if the bitch is Iyanla Vanzant, okay? She can't fix my motherfuckin' life. You ain't getting in my head.

Chris Washington: I know, she caught me off guard, right? But it's cool because... I'm cured. It worked!

Rod Williams: Bro, how you not scared of this, man? Look they could have made you do all types of stupid shit. They have you fuckin' barking like a dog. Flyin' around like you a fuckin' pigeon, lookin' ridiculous. Okay? Or, I don't know if you know this. But, white people love making people sex slaves and shit.

Chris Washington: Yeah, I'm pretty sure they are not a kinky sex family, dawg.

Rod Williams: Look, Jeffrey Dahmer was eatin' the shit out of niggas' heads. Okay? But that was after he fucked the heads. Do you think they saw that shit comin'? Hell no! Okay? They were coming over there like "I'm just gonna suck a little dick, maybe jiggle some balls or shit." No! They didn't get a chance to jiggle shit because their head was off their fuckin' body! Yeah, they still sucked the dick, but without their heads. It was fuckin' weird detached heads shit. You know, that's Jeffrey Dahmer's business.

Chris Washington: Thanks for that image right there, man.

Rod Williams: Hey man, I ain't makin' this shit up. I saw it on A&E. That is real life.

Chris Washington: Yo, and the black people out here too. It's like all of them missed the movement.

Rod Williams: It's because they probably hypnotized. Look bro, all I'm doin' is connectin' the dots. I'm takin' what you presented to me, okay? I'm gonna tell you this, I think that mom is puttin' everybody in a trance and she's fuckin' the shit out of 'em.

Chris Washington: Do they know I'm - Do they know I'm black?

Rose Armitage: No. Should they?

Chris Washington: It seems like something you might want to, you know, mention.

Rose Armitage: Mom and Dad, my black boyfriend will be coming up this weekend and I just don't want you to be shocked that he's a black man - a black.

Chris Washington: So, I was the first black guy you ever dated.

Rose Armitage: Yeah, so what?

Chris Washington: Yeah, so this is uncharted territory for them. You know, I don't want to get chased off the lawn with a shotgun.

Rose Armitage: You're not going to. First of all, my Dad would have voted for Obama a third time if he could've. Like, the love is so real.