The fairy tale looks like this:
emma stone grew up in a metropolis in China in the 1990s
The department store in my hometown will play Kenny G’s [Going Home] before closing.
The tune is very melodious and heartwarming
emma stone knows that kenny g is a jazz saxophone player in the United States
And is the favorite musician of U.S. President Clinton
emma stone has the ability to travel through time and space
One day, the god of time slapped it and pushed emma stone to America in the 1980s
She meets wynton marsalis
Wynton asked: Do you love jazz?
emma: gnaw your chicken. . . Gnaw your chicken. . . Oh, kenny g!
wynton: who? what? I will take you to see jazz! Niubi!
The two came to a club
Double bass players, drummers, piano players, tenor saxophone players, alto saxophone players, and trumpet players line up on stage.
Wynton knocked on the table and shouted: This Nima is the free jazz! Do you know why jazz is dead? do you know? ? ?
Emma's eyes could not leave the handsome piano player, she suddenly realized:
Besides kenny g, there are many more jazz music. . . . . . a lot of. . . . . .
Kenny g may not be jazz at all. . . . . .
Just as Wynton was about to go on the horse himself, replacing the trumpeter on the stage, the god of time snapped, emma stone came to the United States in the 70s
She met herbie hancock, and the two of them had a deep affection, and herbie took her to see her mwandishi show
Then. . . There's no after that. . .
The old man sympathized with the little brother, and asked afterwards: What happened?
Herbie replied: She cried and said to me, fairy tales are all deceitful, how can you play the electric-zi-qin! ! ? ? ? ! !
Aged: motherfucker! Even-Le-a-go!
emma stone meets joe zawinul again, the two are tender and sweet, and joe takes her to see the weather report site
Before coming to the stage, Joe told Jaco Pastorius: You will show your bass tonight. Tonight will be related to the major events of my life!
Then. . . There is no more. . .
She cried and said to him that the fairy tales are all deceptive, how can he play the electric-zi-qin! ! ? ? ? ! !
Finally, Emma Stone met with Chick Corea, the two of them are you and me, and Chick Corea takes her to see the return to forever scene
Then. . . There is also no more then. . .
She cried and said to him that the fairy tales are all deceptive, how can he play the electric-zi-qin! ! ? ? ? ! !
He cried and swears to her that he will become the pianist she loves in the fairy tale, the authentic Steinway pianist
Open your hands and turn into wings to protect her
Emma Stone collapsed on the streets of the United States in the 70s, the god of time couldn’t bear it, and a snap made her return to the United States in the 80s
She finally lives with wynton marsalis
Like in a fairy tale
Happiness and joy is the end
Just now, the old man called from heaven: Xiaobiyan, what gossip does wynton marsalis have after I go to heaven?
My answer: After the death of your old man, a musician named dj shadow appeared in the United States. He played sampling & collage. A reporter asked him: " could you tell me what you think is the difference between turntablism and scratching ?" He ran the train as soon as he opened his mouth and pulled wynton marsalis.
Elderly: Come and listen!
Me: He answered like this,
"Turntablism is the description of scratching that's supposed to make people who don't listen to hip-hop sit up and go "Hmm, maybe it is real music." Scratching, to me, is just what it is. Turntablism has this virtuosic aspect to it, and to me, that's when things start to turn jazzy. And I'm not a huge fan of when things turn jazzy. Because when I think of jazzy, I think of Wynton Marsalis. He came to speak at my African -American Studies class at UC Davis when I was a freshman. I remember him just standing up there, and just dissing rap for 20 minutes straight, and just loving the response he was getting from the lily-white audience.As if they were so thrilled that finally a black guy was speaking out against rap. I remember just sitting there thinking, Oh this sucks. I was venting about it afterward in class. Ever since then I've had this thing against people who over -intellectualize everything and make it an incrowd-only thing. So, any time anything starts getting jazzy-and you are going to have to say it [whispers] jazzy "- I run in the other direction because "jazzy" to me isn' t where it's at"
Old man: Hahaha! Damn damn chrysanthemum!
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