Buddha ordered Jin Chanzi to guard the witch, and there is probably something secretly hidden. Jin Chanzi is a straight man who is deeply fascinated by witches, so the Buddha said that this is not possible. Come, I will give you a chance. Datang will count your Dharma as the strongest. Transform these evildoers and make a big news together. ~
Jin Chanzi: I'm a fan. . .
The big brother was a high-level killer in Gotham City, and one day was crushed by a small bat in front of the top-notch monkey grandson. Originally, the little bat was the opponent of the big brother, who knew that the monkey kid who was the top student had done righteousness and extermination, so the big brother was crushed under the Wuzhi Mountain.
The second elder sister was originally a doctor in the heavens and was responsible for treating the anti-social personality of Brother Chang'e. Brother Chang'e was trapped in the moon palace all the year round, lonely and desolate, so he seduce the second elder sister to run away from prison. When the little bat chased them, he didn't catch up with Brother Chang'e, so he could only deal with the second elder sister.
The third prince was young and vigorous. He accidentally burned the house. His wife and children had no love. He was willing to fall, surrendered himself to the crime, and was locked up in an oil barrel house to play with letters.
Junior Brother Sha's hobbies are throwing boomerangs and collecting diamonds. He maxed out Australia and ran to the Americas. If he didn't agree with him, he was included. The younger brother said that there are so many people who collect diamonds, why are they looking at me?
Goddess of Mercy took them to Jin Chanzi, who was reborn as a Tang monk, and she also attached a pet crocodile for some strange reason. Tang Seng: They are all monsters and people are so scared~
Avalokitesvara: Wait for me to teach you the curse, recite whoever explodes.
Tang Seng: Well, listen, everyone, we can become Buddhas if we work hard.
Team: Not attractive at all!
Goddess of Mercy: Nuo, this white and pure Feiqing is your leader. If he dies, you will all have to explode.
Wukong: Huh?
Wu Neng: Hmm~❤❤❤
Xiaobai: Oh.
Crocodile: Wow~
Wukong: Master, what is our mission?
Tang Seng: Stop talking nonsense and concentrate on fighting monsters!
So the squad fought and fought. Facing a strong opponent, the mobs only had a little chance of winning against Tang Seng. The squad found that Tang Seng was in a situation that needed to be rescued, so it surrounded the Tang Seng group like a dart.
It's a little distracted to hit everyone. Wukong has always been thinking about monkeys, monkeys and grandchildren, and Wu Neng has been thinking about renewing the forefront. Wujing has never known what he is doing. What about Xiaobai, he continues to have no love.
Xiaobai: She is a horse, so she is not responsible for fighting~ The
goddess of mercy was taken away. Wukong found a small yellow book on the lotus seat of the goddess of mercy, which contained indecent photos of Tang monk and unknown creatures, and asked accordingly. Tang Seng.
Tang Seng: I hate it~ Okay, the teacher's female ticket is possessed by a monster. The monster and the monster her brother want to rule the world~
Everyone: This one again? For Mao, all monsters all over the world want to rule the world.
Tang Seng: How do you know as a teacher! Being a teacher is not a monster! You are monsters, you said~ The
team came to the monster brothers and sisters through many obstacles. The monster sisters are selling meat and twisting their waists: Don’t fight, hand over the Tang monk and let us share it. Everyone is a monster, and the interests are common. Ah~think about what you really want~
Wukong: Yeah, killing the little bat and the little monkey will definitely worship me?
Wu Neng: Yeah, the life of marrying Chang'e and having children is great?
Tang Seng seems a little bit ungrateful. Wake up (not a monster, join in for fun!)
Xiaobai: Yes, if I am still at my father’s dragon palace, I am at ease... Hey, go far! We don’t seem to be acting this way!
Monster sister: These monsters are too disobedient, why are only a group of disobedient monsters coming to the door? Guanyin didn't have any useful information in his mind... Did all the obedient monsters go to other studios?
Monster brother: Don't panic my sister, after I clean up these monsters, there will be a next group of monsters.
Beat and beat, everyone has nothing but to be thrown all over the floor.
It was too embarrassing for Xiaobai to be thrown like a horse as a dragon, so he revealed his true face and forced the monster brother with an absolute height advantage.
The monster sister was unhappy and started playing warships and satellites. Wu Neng wittyly pretended to transfer peptides, and easily subdued the monster sister who was waiting to be killed, and everyone worked together to drive the monster sister away from the possessed sister.
So Tang Seng and his sister were happily together.
Then Guanyin didn’t know where he came out, and on behalf of the Buddha, he announced that the mission was completed and sent sweets to everyone, but because Xiaosha didn’t have any long skills, she didn’t seem to send it...
Guanyin said: Okay, go back to each house, next time there is a mission Notify you...
then Chang'e escaped from prison and took away the second elder sister.
Finish.
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easter egg is probably the under-stage transaction between the Guanyin Empress and the facial paralysis bat about the intelligence of the squad, and I advise everyone not to stay up late. If anyone's concerned.
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Anyway, I didn’t understand what this film is about, although the clown girl is really cute~
The dialogue between me and my partner when it comes out of the theater is:
me: Ah~ I haven't watched a bad movie for a long time~
Guy:! I was about to say that this is the worst movie I have ever seen. The turning point is so blunt, many places are simply unreasonable, and I don't understand what I'm doing.
me: It feels like Audie does everything when he rushes to the tax deadline.
Guy: I really want to hit you.
Then my little friend obediently went back to catch the deadline.
It's over again.
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