I really don't want Hollywood to buy these shoddy and shoddy fake science fiction films for the whole world.
It is said that Mars is just a cover, but it can't hide the loopholes in the plot.
There was a strong storm on Mars. The team members retreated from the Hab cabin to the spacecraft. Watney was scraped away by the tent (or something) in the dark (what a fierce storm!). The team members all got on the spacecraft. The captain said I would look for it again. After a few calls and no response, I got on the spaceship. A team member told her without thinking that Watney was dead, and the captain immediately decided to launch the spaceship. So Watney had to take the dog automatically. Is this the player's home? Didn't see the person, and concluded that he was dead without inspection? Later, after the spacecraft sailed for more than four months, it was heard that Watney was not dead, so the whole ship was passionate and determined to go back to rescue. This is absolutely for shooting where Dad loves to go! Of course, it’s not a bullshit. What’s more, in order to save time and make a decisive decision to implement the Watney rescue plan, NASA’s boss cut the spacecraft launch plan cycle by half, and then cut it by half again, and without testing, also Without debugging, it will fire on 3-2-1, and then the next four-year planned Mars landing spacecraft will "咻—— 嘭——" the astronaut dog with a boat. Friends, this is NASA’s quadrennial space program to and from Mars. It was implemented without any effort after shouting a few words! The most wonderful thing is that the god horse "astrodynamicist", volunteered and traveled far and wide, ran to the boss of NASA and a group of experts and said: "Thank you to stand here, on behalf of Mars-Ma...Thank you for standing. Go over there, representing the earth—" I thought I would say something profound next, but the result was a beep, not to mention the NASA boss and a bunch of experts, even a group of middle school students would immediately swear: You are the special code. Play with me, fuck! If, for example, an NCAA player automatically runs in front of NBA stars Jordan and Kobe and tells them how to dribble and shoot, this is purely an insult to IQ. . . Interestingly, the NASA boss (Mr. Doctor) also asked: Is he right? . . .
I don’t know if the director regards the character as a silly fork, or the audience as a silly fork? Maybe it's neither, but the director was fooled by the screenwriter and turned himself into a stupid fork? In any case, we appreciate the high-level elites, this plot is terribly bloody, please don't dislike the plot of "Little Times" in the future!
Finally, Watney rode in the Mars launch capsule with all portholes and noses removed (why do you want to remove the portholes and nose? The reason is to reduce weight!), vacuum went into battle, and ascended to a flight orbit over Mars. If you look at the strength of the storm on Mars that can blow people away, then the weight reduced by removing the portholes and nose is far less than the increase in air in the launch cabin due to the removal of the portholes and nose during launch. Resistance and friction, the wind blows the canvas like that, you said there is no air resistance! (The other thing I want to say is that the acceleration of 12g, plus the gravitational acceleration of Mars, and the pressure of the Martian atmosphere directly facing it during high-speed flight, I am afraid that Watney would have been crushed into a meat cake when he flew into the synchronous orbit of Mars. , Not just a broken rib). So you are kidding me, fuck. Then he pierced a hole in the wrist of the spacesuit to let it leak. Then, driven by the oxygen leaking from the spacesuit, he calmly controlled the direction and moved forward bravely, and realized the docking with the captain on the rescue spacecraft, so it was safe and smooth. Li's returned home. I don’t know if you have ever thought about making a hole in your wrist, so that the whole person will spin like a top (no, it should be spinning like a discouraged balloon) and feel dizzy? Furthermore, it is certain that the oxygen leak in the spacesuit can make the whole person and that outfit produce such a large momentum and acceleration? This stalk is exactly the same as holding a fire extinguisher in "Gravity". As for the stalk of cooperation with the Chinese Space Administration, it is no different from "Gravity", which is completely based on the Chinese market and came to Mongolia.
This plot I really can't bear to continue to complain. Let's take a look at the so-called "hard science fiction" on the Internet, where is it? Where is the point of science fiction?
As elites with a high level of appreciation, can’t you tell that the so-called “Martian Rescue” has nothing to do with Mars. It does not matter if you put it on any planet. Even the “Gobi Desert Rescue” on Earth is also established. The only difference is the air. can not breathe. However, the only difference is bugs throughout. After a while, the Martian air is extremely thin (are you sure?), if Hab ruptures, he will implode, the plant will lose water "total loss of pressure" (total loss of pressure? How to do it?), and Hab will explode inexplicably. . . In fact, if the air is so thin and contains no moisture, then how do dark clouds arise? It is simply—the sunset flies in the western mountains and the sunset, and the soldiers shoot the target to return the cloud to the cloud—that wonderful cloud almost runs through from the beginning to the end of the movie! Furthermore, the air is so thin and there is no ocean on the surface. How did this super storm come about? Nima has blown the spaceship into the Leaning Tower of Pisa, which is the strongest rhythm of the strongest storm on earth. The Hab hatch with transparent glue glued with plastic film can actually keep the pressure (you can’t keep the pressure and it will implode, the steel hatch will explode, and the layer of plastic film can keep the pressure from exploding. ?), the concept of maintaining pressure here is equivalent to a standard atmospheric pressure of the earth’s atmosphere, which is the air pressure suitable for human survival. If the atmospheric pressure of Mars does not reach or very close to this atmospheric pressure, then the plastic film will be subjected to huge pressure Difference! Let's estimate here. If the atmospheric pressure of Mars is only half or less of the atmospheric pressure of the earth, and if the area of the hatch is 2 square meters, then the pressure difference of this layer of film will be more than 10 tons and less than 20 tons. I don't know this layer. How much pressure can the plastic film pasted with transparent glue bear? ! Thin air? What a joke! And please take a closer look at the details. When the wind blows at night, the plastic film is recessed in the Nima, so I can’t bear to look directly at it.
People who are clamoring about the appreciation of the Chinese people all day, I really hope you can see how bad this movie is.
I don’t know where the creators of "The Martian" are so confident? Where is the courage of NASA?
I don't know how this film was framed to the height of "science fiction gods"? How did the "hard science fiction" hat be buttoned?
From a sci-fi perspective, it can almost be said that "The Martian" has nothing to watch.
So far, I don't know why this film can get 8+ points!
In addition, the screenwriters are just screenwriters after all, and they are mostly obscene. They can't make more connections with the real world:
1. This is the case in the movie: Watney finds himself abandoned on the lone star alone, except for self-entertainment. , That is, planting his potato garden to be self-sufficient while waiting for rescue; and after discovering that Watney had survived alone on the lone star, the human beings on the earth only made rescue plans and did not think about it at all. In reality, it should be different: if an astronaut is accidentally left on a lone star and survives-not only does it survive, but also with the phrase "I am actually a botanist" and a so-called "planting guide", You can build a plantation, grow potatoes easily, and become self-sufficient. For humans, this should be so exciting and explosive news. Not only that, but Watney's "one small step" is definitely a "big step" for mankind to immigrate to extraterrestrial planets in the future, and it will definitely be the core of mankind's next space program! Yes, that's right, I mean, the human response will never be that we are one mind, wholeheartedly, thinking only for the sake of rescue, a mindless mind. Human beings have built bases on Mars. Is there only such a spacecraft? This unscientific! At the very least, there should be a successor spacecraft and a backup spacecraft. Why not think of a way to deliver and release supplies for reinforcement first, and then make a more reliable rescue plan or other arrangements, but take a great risk to pay for the life of the astronaut on a ship to rescue him? Why is it so anxious? Want to get him back? This should be the thinking of lower animals, thinking like ants, well, maybe ants have no thinking at all, and all behaviors are just instincts or conditioned reflexes. Well, maybe I shouldn't insult the ant's IQ, but this is definitely not human thinking.
2. For the construction of bases on alien planets, due to the cruel environment and harsh conditions, such as building a Hab cabin on Mars, the basic principle should be that the volume or area of the single body should be as small as possible; the highest criterion is to satisfy the astronauts as much as possible. Minimize the basic activity space to ensure safety and firmness. But what the movie shows to the audience is a huge Hab single cabin, the cabin where Watney grows potatoes, the space is so large, it is like a big shelter. I can’t imagine that when you can’t even do basic survival on this harsh planet, you can’t even guarantee basic living safety, but you build a single cabin with such a large area (volume) on Mars. Where is it? Is it for a prom, or is it for a party? This is simply incomprehensible. Extraterrestrial planet buildings, with the current technological conditions, should only be built on the earth, after debugging and testing, and then dismantling, assembling, and transporting to the extraterrestrial assembly. The larger the volume (or area) of the monomer, the difficulty in construction and transportation, the cost and the risk factor, should increase geometrically. So just for the sake of making the movie cool, discarding basic physics knowledge.
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1. About rating: If this movie is simply viewed from the perspective of ordinary popcorn brainless commercial entertainment film, it can barely be scored 6 points, because after all, it is still entertaining. From the point of view of science fiction films, this movie is already a face-off score of 4 points. If you look at it by the standards of hard science fiction, 2 points for this movie are also considered high. If judged by the standards of science fiction gods, then I just want to say that this movie is not worth 1 point.
2. There is also a view on the Internet: Although this movie is not good-looking, it can be used as a science and education film. What I want to say is that if such a junk film is really regarded as a science and education film, it is simply misleading the people and entrap the future flowers of the motherland!
3. Of course, this kind of tune is indispensable: others think it’s good, "Fuck you look special?" For this kind of person, I just want to say: Is your brain flooded? The reason why Lao Tzu wrote such a long comment and coded so many words was because his opinions were different from others, and because he was "very special." If I feel good (or bad) like others, and others have already written film reviews to prove how good (or bad) the filming is, then I will give a score, or leave a sentence at most, I It was a long story, argued with reason, quoted classics, and argued layer by layer. In the end, it proved that it was really good (or bad). Am I really sick? The codeword is very fortunate! It is precisely because others think it is good and I think it is bad that I write such a long comment; or when others think it is bad but I think it is good, I will make a long comment to prove its goodness.
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