Your stepfather will hit your mother

Allene 2022-09-30 09:29:09

1 The black American who plays hip-hop and his Hispanic female assistant with disabilities will definitely come up with the extreme fascist elite thinking of purifying humans;

2 Your stepfather will definitely hit your mother

3 You can kill anyone , but you can't hurt the cute dog The same goes for dogs, foxes or cats.

4 Even the elite top students graduate ready to compete Mission Impossible, will play in bed splash this kind of rubbish;

5 if you are a devout Christian, has always been stingy guarding your values, believe in God against abortion and homosexuality, then you and your family are The torture will not get the sympathy of the director, the protagonist, or even the audience.

6 If you are a cute little baby sitting in a cradle, nothing will hurt you;

7 If you are an elite politician and powerful class, your brain burst will make the film go to climax, making the audience happy after leaving the cinema ;

8 If the fighting scene is handsome enough, people don't care who you killed just now, especially when you are still wearing a suit and knowing wine tasting.

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Kingsman: The Secret Service quotes

  • [first lines]

    Lancelot: [over the radio] This is Zero One Alpha. We have secured Falcon. I say again, we have secured Falcon.

    Harry Hart: [interrogating terrorist] By the time I count to ten, you will have told me exactly what I need to know. If not, the number ten will be the last thing you will ever hear.

    Harry Hart: One. Two. Three.

    [Hart shoots the terrorist in both legs; the terrorist slumps forwards]

    Harry Hart: Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight.

    [the terrorist sits back up, with a grenade pin in his teeth]

    Interrogator: Grenade! Sir, get back!

    [jumps on the terrorist, just before the grenade explodes]

  • Merlin: [to plummeting sky divers] I hope not to be scraping one of you up. But if I do have to, and you're inside the target, please know I'll be very impressed.