"Wow, I'm looking forward to it!"
(The last time my friend poisoned and reinstalled the system in order to download this movie...) The
result. .
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Wait. . . How come the explosion special effects of the opening movie have not the sense of Ultraman pushing monsters?
Bad premonition. . .
. . Why do people split in half and still not have two drops of blood?
Why doesn't the big boss have the hatred of rebellion at all? Looking at the poster, I thought he was an agent teacher?
Oh, fortunately, the male protagonist can parkour to escape from a group of little rascals, oh? (The value of the force is zero.)
The selection-type agent training in the chicken soup N years ago just sifted out the talent-he?
In addition to his father who died in the line of duty and his strict-sounding voice, does he have any advantages?
(Personally think that he is not even a male third in American youth movies)
! ! ! Already have Conan's anaesthesia watch smart glasses, it's almost a bow tie?
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Is the code name of the Knights of the Round Table really not the second man in the mud?
The glass that can withstand the pressure of three meters of water is smashed by the male protagonist empty-handed underwater?
When the male protagonist killed the dog, wrinkles grew instantly after thirty years?
The male protagonist stole his father's suit and showed a witty expression at the same time?
Are all Christians bombed?
This Hong Kong movie-like martial arts action. . Is the martial arts instructor of Chinese descent?
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So the heroine(?) just wore a hot air balloon and floated into outer space at a speed of three meters per second? (The scriptwriter’s physics teacher cries out in the toilet) The
parachute returns to the earth again, hasn’t it turned into a meteor?
The base is not like the base? (Have you never been to the airport with the exaggerated male protagonist) Does the
fortress look like a fortress? (The security check is not as strict as that of the Beijing subway)
High-tech and not high-tech? (Umbrella gun shoe knife seems to have been seen in the World War I museum)
Classical and not classical? (Suddenly I feel that Gatsby’s costume is very popular)
(After seeing Paddington Bear, I don’t have any hope for the hardware of British "organizations")
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and ah, big boss. In this movie, you and your female assistant have
such a high-tech thing that you and your female assistant can only use it when you put it on it? Isn’t it true that the palm is unlocked?
Are you inferior to the iPhone, the machine who destroys the world?
Everyone's heads have turned into colorful fireworks, and their bodies are still sitting on their necks and their collars are clean?
The English input method also has Jiugongge?
Isn’t the current smart phone English input full keyboard?
Is anal's stalk a legacy of the Nokia mobile phone era?
British film did not forget irony everywhere Yankees
Yankees movie plot is really simple and crude,
but there are at least villain villain look, like the elite of the elite
visually under the foot work Oh
recommend British visual brain is not big enough hole can not produce anything but It’s a cliché to save mankind at the last second, forget it
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too late, I’m going to sleep, and I can write a few thousand words if I continue to complain, I’m too lazy to
watch this movie. Feelings:
A restaurant recommended crazily by the people around me on the Internet, I went there admiringly. After three hours in line, I served a plate of greasy and cold leftover fried rice. Halfway through eating, I found that there was a big cockroach inside.
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Lastly,
for the sake of the villain’s female assistant and the big boss’s comment on "Beijing? It’s not even the name, so cool", I gave this negative score movie one star, and the whole film You two are the only ones like this
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