Such a crude plot is a bit unreasonable, right?

Obie 2022-10-24 17:02:48

"Ace Agent" is a good movie scene, soundtrack, and narrative rhythm, but there are so many plot bugs that it's unbearable to look directly at it.
Funny is so smarter than the bad guy that he has built a transmitter that can only emit signals if he keeps his hand on it all the time. Perhaps the conspiracy had already succeeded with the light switch.
The old agent came out of the church after so many battles and even talked to the funny guy face to face, just to eat that gun. Children know that they have to run through the back door when they see a bad guy.
The little agent has clairvoyance knowing that his mother and his sister are at home now, and they called to lock the bathroom door. Why do you lock the bathroom? Can't you just drop the phone? Faced with the large forces, the small agent chose to wear a brand-name suit and hold a low-quality umbrella gun that was shot through by a sniper rifle. This is clearly aimed at being cool. When the little agent burned his eyebrows, he didn't want to save others, but he was eyebrows with the girl.
The secret service team is also insane. Since we all know the plan of the funny villain, why not broadcast it directly to the world and let everyone drop their phones? Go and fight with funny villains? It's nothing more than rushing, saving the good guys and then a nuclear bomb goes over to make the teasing better than the bad guys? Do you have to let the little agent go and play against the bad guys?
This film, to be honest, has the same level of screenwriting as the domestic anti-Japanese drama. Why is it said that Matt Damon starred in the "Bourne Shadows" series of classics? The characters in this movie are smarter than the other. You can't find any loopholes. This is the real life of an agent.
But it doesn't matter, I didn't go for the plot originally, I went to listen to England and punk.

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Kingsman: The Secret Service quotes

  • Merlin: Hugo, Digby: you don't land in the K, you're not in the K. Rufus, you opened too soon. You were all over the radar. All three of you, pack your bags. Go home.

    [the three candidates leave]

    Merlin: Eggsy, Roxy, congratulations. You set a new record. Opening at 300 feet, that's pretty ballsy. Well done for completing another task. Fall out.

    [Roxy and Charlie leave. Eggsy stays, angered that he was the one without a parachute]

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Sorry, sir, but why the fuck did you choose me as the gimp? Am I the expendable candidate?

    Merlin: No, no, no. You don't talk to me like that. If you have a complaint, you come here and whisper it in my ear.

    [Eggsy approaches Merlin]

    Merlin: You need to take that chip off your shoulder.

    [Merlin pulls Eggsy's rip cord, revealing that he had a parachute the whole time]

  • [Eggsy wakes up, tied to a railroad track. He sees the Interrogator approach him with a knife in hand]

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Who the fuck are you? Where am I?

    The Interrogator: This knife can save your life.

    [Eggsy suddenly notices a train approaching]

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Fuck!

    The Interrogator: My employer's got two questions for you, Eggsy. What the fuck is Kingsman? And who is Harry Hart?

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: I don't know who the fuck that is! Shit!

    The Interrogator: Oh, Eggsy, I just killed two of your friends who gave me the same bullshit answer!

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Fuck! Just cut the fucking ropes, please!

    The Interrogator: Hey, Eggsy, is Kingsman worth dying for?

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Fuck yeah!

    [Train passes over Eggsy. He discovers that the section dropped down before impact. Hart arrives at the scene]

    Harry Hart: Congratulations. Bloody well done.

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: How'd the others do?

    Harry Hart: Roxy passed with flying colours. Charlie's up next. Want to watch?

    Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Yeah. Alright.