Such a crude plot is a bit unreasonable, right?

Obie 2022-10-24 17:02:48

"Ace Agent" is a good movie scene, soundtrack, and narrative rhythm, but there are so many plot bugs that it's unbearable to look directly at it.
Funny is so smarter than the bad guy that he has built a transmitter that can only emit signals if he keeps his hand on it all the time. Perhaps the conspiracy had already succeeded with the light switch.
The old agent came out of the church after so many battles and even talked to the funny guy face to face, just to eat that gun. Children know that they have to run through the back door when they see a bad guy.
The little agent has clairvoyance knowing that his mother and his sister are at home now, and they called to lock the bathroom door. Why do you lock the bathroom? Can't you just drop the phone? Faced with the large forces, the small agent chose to wear a brand-name suit and hold a low-quality umbrella gun that was shot through by a sniper rifle. This is clearly aimed at being cool. When the little agent burned his eyebrows, he didn't want to save others, but he was eyebrows with the girl.
The secret service team is also insane. Since we all know the plan of the funny villain, why not broadcast it directly to the world and let everyone drop their phones? Go and fight with funny villains? It's nothing more than rushing, saving the good guys and then a nuclear bomb goes over to make the teasing better than the bad guys? Do you have to let the little agent go and play against the bad guys?
This film, to be honest, has the same level of screenwriting as the domestic anti-Japanese drama. Why is it said that Matt Damon starred in the "Bourne Shadows" series of classics? The characters in this movie are smarter than the other. You can't find any loopholes. This is the real life of an agent.
But it doesn't matter, I didn't go for the plot originally, I went to listen to England and punk.

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Kingsman: The Secret Service quotes

  • [Valentine notices the people in the party room looking gloomy]

    Valentine: The fuck's wrong with them?

    Gazelle: I don't know. Could be something to do with the mass genocide.

    Valentine: Give me the mic.

    [Gazelle hands Valentine a microphone. Valentine stands up]

    Valentine: Hey all! Everybody listen up! What the fuck is wrong with you people? I just want to remind you all that today is a day of celebration. We must put aside all thoughts of death, and focus on birth. The birth of a new age. We mustn't mourn the ones who give their lives today. We should honor their sacrifice, and their role in saving the human race. We must put aside doubts and guilt. You are the chosen people. When folks tell their kids the story about Noah's Ark, is Noah the bad guy?

    [Crowd says no]

    Valentine: Is God the bad guy?

    [Crowd says no]

    Valentine: How about the animals marching two by two?

    [Crowd says no]

    Valentine: Of course not! Yeah, that's it! Let's turn those frowns upside down. Eat, drink, and paaaaarty!

  • Harry Hart: I very much regret that your husband's bravery can't be publicly celebrated. I hope you understand that.

    Michelle Unwin: How can I understand, if you won't tell me anything? I didn't even know he wasn't with his squad.

    Harry Hart: I'm so sorry I can't say more. I would like to present to you this medal of valour. If you look closely on the back, there's a number. And as a more concrete gesture of gratitude, we'd like to offer you a... Let's call it a favour. The nature of it is your choice. Just tell the operator: 'Oxfords, not Brogues.' And then they'll know it's you.

    Michelle Unwin: I don't want your help!

    [Pushing away the medal]

    Michelle Unwin: I want my husband back!

    [Sobs]

    Michelle Unwin: [Hart walks away and approaches little Eggsy, who is playing with a snow globe]

    Harry Hart: What's your name, young man.

    Little Eggsy: Eggsy.

    Harry Hart: Hello, Eggsy. Can I see that?

    [Eggsy gives Hart the snow globe. Hart gives Eggsy the medal]

    Harry Hart: You take care of this, Eggsy. Alright?

    [Eggsy nods]

    Harry Hart: And take care of your mum, too.