I'm so fun, how can I be played to death casually?

Raul 2021-10-13 13:07:00

Heard-spoken spoiler: The

slogan astronaut Matt was so cute that he was seriously injured in a storm when he was on a mission to Mars. As the protagonist, he certainly wouldn't take a dog easily. The dumb guy who has recovered his life can now monopolize the six-person hot bar in the Mars base when his teammates all fled Mars and thought they were dead. But if he can't get in touch with NASA as soon as possible, he will still be a pill sooner or later.

The people on the earth wanted to pay their respects to the cute face on Mars, and accidentally discovered that he was still alive. So the American people are about to save Matt again. They are also broken for this incident. They come here every other time, just like Athena who always needs the bronze saints to come to rescue. However, the leadership of NASA questioned the significance of the rescue operation, because with the materials on the Mars base, Dao Meng might insist that the rescue team arrives and will be on the street.

For this kind of doubt, Matt was not convinced. He grows and eats by himself on Mars, and successfully cultivates potatoes, which solves the food and clothing problem of the people of the world (referred to as Mars in this case). Later, he used the camera on the old Mars rover to realize real-time communication with people on Earth. When exchanging messages, he said that if he could be rescued, he would have to thank him again after returning. He also took the opportunity to show his ability to use sensitive words flexibly, showing how a person he can chat.

In the end, the task of rescuing Matt's cuteness fell on the Herpes...Sorry, it was the Hermes spacecraft, on the shoulders of the astronauts aboard. They are Matt’s original teammates, and the female captain of the team is also confident about this task, because saving Matt’s cuteness can be regarded as their family's ancestral craft.

The rescue spacecraft came to the sky above Mars, dumbly pierced the gloves of his spacesuit and flew into the arms of the female captain who came to meet him like Iron Man, and was successfully rescued.

Speaking of Iron Man, the little fresh meat doctor on the spaceship couldn't help but think of the little man with cocked butt and long eyelashes who abducted his boyfriend who had big breasts. After saving people and returning to Earth, the little doctor gluttonously fed the big Martian potatoes with a lot of shit and piss because of the troubles of love . The boyfriend of Tongyan's big breasts had no choice but to hope that a habitual thief who could enlarge or shrink as he pleased would find a way to help the little doctor restore his body. And that habitual thief happened to be the colleague of the little doctor and the current friend of the spaceship pilot who dreamed of becoming a voice actor. Your boat is really messy.

As for the female computer expert on the spacecraft who coveted the little doctor and brazenly changed herself to Barnes, who was the same as the little doctor, because the other party already has a boyfriend with big breasts (although the boyfriend is actually carrying a little doctor) The doctor also hooked up with several other brawny men), so he turned a blind eye to her as if she was transparent. Later, the computer experts had to concentrate on their work and participated in another aerospace scientific research project. They sent four dicks on a strange planet full of suspicious green slime. They were affected by the four dicks. They were shot while lying down and were suspicious. Mucus splashed all over.

Matt, who has returned to Earth, has been warmly welcomed by people all over the world. Silly and Meng opened the prelude to the colonization of Mars by humans, and subsequent humans continued to increase their efforts to develop colonies on Mars. After a few years, the Martian residents were finally unwilling to be a colony of the earth again, so they set off an independent movement. Several orphans took advantage of the situation to drive the Gundam, which remained on Mars as a power bank, to return to the earth...

---------- -------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- --------

NASA's appearance rate in American sci-fi films has always been high. For the past three years, there has been a very topical movie featuring an astronaut as the protagonist every fall. But NASA's unprecedented support for this film may not be comparable to the previous movies. Just a few days before the film’s release, NASA made a big news, announcing the discovery of liquid water on Mars, which felt like it was preheating the film.

In the past three years, one space-themed film every year has been classified under the genre of "science fiction", and between "science" and "fiction", they are striving to lean toward the direction of "science". Last year’s "Interstellar" was assisted by famous astronomers, and this year, this "Martian" appeared as a NASA promo, which is about to come out of science. Regarding how rigorous the scientific setting in the film is, I have a more professional article to comment in detail. For ordinary viewers like me, the full of scientific terminology in the film will not be prohibitive, because every time the protagonists come up with a big brain and come up with a very scientific coup, they will always kindly explain it. In case the audience can't keep up; even if they really can't keep up, the audience will not feel the slightest pressure under the relaxed and optimistic tone of the whole movie.

Ease is the most distinctive feature of the film, and it is also the most difficult for audiences who have not seen the movie or read the original novel to imagine that it will belong to this movie. This kind of protagonist is trapped in a lonely and helpless desperate movie, such as "Gravity" and "The Boy's Pie", no matter how magnificent the landscape and the colors are, it will inevitably make the audience feel nervous or even depressed along with the protagonist. The situation of the protagonist in this film is not necessarily more optimistic than those in the past, but the optimistic, cheerful and positive side of the protagonist’s personality is more obvious and deliberately enlarged. I watched this film with the expectation of watching a entangled and miserable wilderness survival movie, but I was shot with a smile in the film. This experience is a bit similar to the earnest and earnest way to comfort a friend who has been miserable, but I am optimistic. His opponent enlightened him in turn. The relaxed feeling of the whole film is centered on the optimistic protagonist, spreads outward, and finally covers the whole world in the film. Everyone shows their humorous, cute and friendly side. There is no bad person in the film (that is, the leader of NASA). At the beginning, it was a little awkward, and even the celestial dynasty was rarely portrayed with generosity; if you interrupt, the plan of the sun god was actually translated into "Taiyangshen" wisely, and it was probably due to the translation into The Apollo project hit the name), and there was no vigorous sacrifice. Matt, who was in a desperate situation, was so cute and not dead, and even Sean Bing was not dead (I’m afraid he died too miserably in "A Song of Ice and Fire". Qu, have used up all the lunch quota for the next few years). "This is a story in which a clever and slippery hapless guy did not die on Mars." The protagonist and everyone on the front and back of the film conveyed such an understatement to the audience. However, this will not hinder the audience at all. Perceive the hardship behind this easy and humorous.

This film and the similar work "Interstellar" released last year with Matt Damon and Jessica Chastain, except for the similarities in the costumes of the protagonists, are completely opposite in almost every point. "Interstellar" is about the ultimate plan to bet on the destiny of all mankind, while this film is only about personal safety; the protagonist of "Interstellar" is shackled by family affection, and he has a little love with his teammates. , And the protagonist of the film is a single (a bit clichéd setting, you can add some love scenes between Matt Damon and Jessica Chastain, but the screenwriters are too lazy to add); the protagonist of "Interstellar" has a kind of ancient Greek Heroic sense of tragedy and heaviness, but the protagonist of the film is a dead star who lives on Mars. The two films bring satisfaction to the audience from different directions, and use different styles to infect the emotions of the audience. "Interstellar" is rich and mellow, while the film is refreshing and pleasant. Regarding the male characters played by two "Matthew" who share the same name in the two films, my feeling is that the protagonist of "Interstellar" is more like a hero who makes people feel dependent and willing to accept his rescue. , And the protagonist of the film is a spiritual friend who makes people unconsciously want to help him and help him a little bit (even if he knows that he has done a good job).

"Women who smile sweetly will not have too bad luck in the future." I don't know if Gu Long's words are also applicable to men, but at least I think men who are optimistic and humorous, who love to laugh and make others laugh, will not make people laugh. Hate. In addition to "getting more help", I think a person who can bring laughter to people should also make others more willing to help him. I encountered an interview question before and asked the applicant to rank several qualities of his boss. Everyone else ranked "humor" at the bottom. Only I ranked this item first. I think a person with a sense of humor is sure that IQ and EQ are not too low, and how motivated to work with such a person. Of course I was eliminated. But my experience does not mean that Mr. Gu Long’s words have gender limitations in the application. Look carefully at that sentence, the husband said "sweet smile". I guess I am not lucky because I laugh ugly.

The two films mentioned above, "Youth School" and "Gravity", are close to the season when the film was released. They were in the autumn of that year, and the protagonist’s experience was similar. They were all alone seeking in a lonely environment. Survival and way out. To cope with loneliness, the protagonists of the two films fantasize about a partner by their side. The boy fantasizes about a tiger, and Sandra Bullock fantasizes about the handsome colleague George Clooney who has been sacrificed. If the protagonist of the film is lonely on Mars, he might imagine Ben Affleck to come out to relieve his boredom.

The copyright of this article belongs to the Dianping Film Community, please attach the text of this line
( http://s.dianping.com/topic/9236004 )

View more about The Martian reviews

Extended Reading
  • Green 2022-03-26 09:01:01

    Solve the problems at hand first, solve them one by one, and then you can go home.

  • Nannie 2022-04-24 07:01:02

    actually. . . The whole film is very good, but when I saw the National Space Administration, I was really struck by those few Chinese words in the play.

The Martian quotes

  • Vincent Kapoor: [Reading and citing from the panels that Mark put in front of the camera of the Pathfinder Mars robot] "'Are you receiving me? Yes - no.'

    [to Tim]

    Vincent Kapoor: OK, point the camera at 'yes'."

    Tim Grimes: 32-minute round trip communications time, all he can do is yes/no questions and all we can do is point the camera. This won't exactly be an Algonquin round table of snappy repartee.

  • Melissa Lewis: [from deleted scene] Where have you been sleeping?

    Rick Martinez: In airlock 2.

    Beth JohanssenChris BeckAlex Vogel: WHAT!

    Rick Martinez: It's the only place where I can sleep without anyone tripping me, so.

    Alex Vogel: Do you understand how dangerous that is? If one seal breaks you die.

    Melissa Lewis: From now on you'll sleep in Beck's room.

    Chris Beck: Where am I going to sleep?

    Melissa Lewis: With Johanssen.

    Chris Beck: Um, uh.

    [chuckles]

    Chris Beck: [Johanssen looks surprised]

    Melissa Lewis: Knock it off Beck. It's a small ship I know everything.

    Beth Johanssen: Are you mad?

    Melissa Lewis: If this was a normal mission you'd be breaking about thirty rules. But this isn't a normal mission.

    Rick Martinez: And a few world records too.. WHAT'S UP!

    [Shakes Beck's and Johanssen's hands]

    Rick Martinez: Your gonna leave me hanging? You're going to leave me hanging? Getting down in space?