After watching it, I FUCK all over

Myrna 2022-09-07 03:54:37

I really can’t understand that this article has such a high reputation. Without Uncle Colin and Samuel, I would not be able to boast a good word. The logic is so dead that even such wonderful action scenes can’t get cool. First of all, the secret service organization is already. Why does MAN want a girl to come in, I won't mention it, the girl is still afraid of heights! In the end, he flew into space with two hot air balloons. This is not even a science fiction film. Anyway, there is no one with normal IQ except for the male and female protagonists who are going to join the top spy team. The bully of the fat tiger couple makes this spy unit almost able to compete for the LOW spy organization in the movie.
The male lead’s hanging is almost frantic when he sees that a fledgling gangster has succeeded in playing tricks in front of the head of the agent! The obvious scars of the chip implanted on his head are so bright that it makes people wonder how he lived for so many years! The girl with such a domineering mechanical foot in the film is so simple to be frustrated by the male lead's dry point!
The biggest highlight of the plot is probably only that Uncle Colin died so neatly and neatly, which really has a wonderful show in the details.
Forgive me, I can only give three stars, one for the villain of Hip-Hop Fan, one for Uncle Colin, and one for the gorgeous action scenes. To pay attention to its cool points)
Finally, the vocabulary of cursing in foreign languages ​​is so poor that FUCK! I was brainwashed out of the movie theater infinite loop

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Kingsman: The Secret Service quotes

  • [Valentine notices the people in the party room looking gloomy]

    Valentine: The fuck's wrong with them?

    Gazelle: I don't know. Could be something to do with the mass genocide.

    Valentine: Give me the mic.

    [Gazelle hands Valentine a microphone. Valentine stands up]

    Valentine: Hey all! Everybody listen up! What the fuck is wrong with you people? I just want to remind you all that today is a day of celebration. We must put aside all thoughts of death, and focus on birth. The birth of a new age. We mustn't mourn the ones who give their lives today. We should honor their sacrifice, and their role in saving the human race. We must put aside doubts and guilt. You are the chosen people. When folks tell their kids the story about Noah's Ark, is Noah the bad guy?

    [Crowd says no]

    Valentine: Is God the bad guy?

    [Crowd says no]

    Valentine: How about the animals marching two by two?

    [Crowd says no]

    Valentine: Of course not! Yeah, that's it! Let's turn those frowns upside down. Eat, drink, and paaaaarty!

  • Harry Hart: I very much regret that your husband's bravery can't be publicly celebrated. I hope you understand that.

    Michelle Unwin: How can I understand, if you won't tell me anything? I didn't even know he wasn't with his squad.

    Harry Hart: I'm so sorry I can't say more. I would like to present to you this medal of valour. If you look closely on the back, there's a number. And as a more concrete gesture of gratitude, we'd like to offer you a... Let's call it a favour. The nature of it is your choice. Just tell the operator: 'Oxfords, not Brogues.' And then they'll know it's you.

    Michelle Unwin: I don't want your help!

    [Pushing away the medal]

    Michelle Unwin: I want my husband back!

    [Sobs]

    Michelle Unwin: [Hart walks away and approaches little Eggsy, who is playing with a snow globe]

    Harry Hart: What's your name, young man.

    Little Eggsy: Eggsy.

    Harry Hart: Hello, Eggsy. Can I see that?

    [Eggsy gives Hart the snow globe. Hart gives Eggsy the medal]

    Harry Hart: You take care of this, Eggsy. Alright?

    [Eggsy nods]

    Harry Hart: And take care of your mum, too.