After watching it, I FUCK all over

Myrna 2022-09-07 03:54:37

I really can’t understand that this article has such a high reputation. Without Uncle Colin and Samuel, I would not be able to boast a good word. The logic is so dead that even such wonderful action scenes can’t get cool. First of all, the secret service organization is already. Why does MAN want a girl to come in, I won't mention it, the girl is still afraid of heights! In the end, he flew into space with two hot air balloons. This is not even a science fiction film. Anyway, there is no one with normal IQ except for the male and female protagonists who are going to join the top spy team. The bully of the fat tiger couple makes this spy unit almost able to compete for the LOW spy organization in the movie.
The male lead’s hanging is almost frantic when he sees that a fledgling gangster has succeeded in playing tricks in front of the head of the agent! The obvious scars of the chip implanted on his head are so bright that it makes people wonder how he lived for so many years! The girl with such a domineering mechanical foot in the film is so simple to be frustrated by the male lead's dry point!
The biggest highlight of the plot is probably only that Uncle Colin died so neatly and neatly, which really has a wonderful show in the details.
Forgive me, I can only give three stars, one for the villain of Hip-Hop Fan, one for Uncle Colin, and one for the gorgeous action scenes. To pay attention to its cool points)
Finally, the vocabulary of cursing in foreign languages ​​is so poor that FUCK! I was brainwashed out of the movie theater infinite loop

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Extended Reading
  • Jess 2021-10-20 18:59:33

    Fuck, this comic comic is too burning, headshots burst out big fireworks! Both generations of Kingsman are so handsome, especially Uncle Faith, who is in suits and ties, sees my hands in my heart and can’t wait to donate my knees on the spot! Don't ask again, "Which one is better to kill like a gentleman", the annual popcorn must be it!

  • Theo 2021-10-20 18:59:33

    Kingsman: Shouldn't The Secret Service be translated as "The Secret Service of the King's Man"? Please tell me, my English is not in vain!

Kingsman: The Secret Service quotes

  • [first lines]

    Lancelot: [over the radio] This is Zero One Alpha. We have secured Falcon. I say again, we have secured Falcon.

    Harry Hart: [interrogating terrorist] By the time I count to ten, you will have told me exactly what I need to know. If not, the number ten will be the last thing you will ever hear.

    Harry Hart: One. Two. Three.

    [Hart shoots the terrorist in both legs; the terrorist slumps forwards]

    Harry Hart: Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight.

    [the terrorist sits back up, with a grenade pin in his teeth]

    Interrogator: Grenade! Sir, get back!

    [jumps on the terrorist, just before the grenade explodes]

  • Merlin: [to plummeting sky divers] I hope not to be scraping one of you up. But if I do have to, and you're inside the target, please know I'll be very impressed.