Count the three generations of good friends

Audie 2022-12-24 06:17:49

There is really nothing to say about the movie Kingsman. There are not many movies that can let the audience yell at WTF. What's more, the flag is set up for the dying person, not to mention the full screen of legs and legs, or old. Meaty legs, legs and legs, the world's malice against short-legged stars can no longer be cured. Unfortunately, the church scenes cut in China make it impossible for me to get a glimpse of the handsome face of the uncle and the gun body on the big screen, sad.
So today, let’s talk about Uncle Face. The full name of Uncle Face is Colin Firth. Uncle Face is called because his surname sounds like face, and the other is because his face is big (haha, the legendary pants face, this face should only be Uncle face, it’s rare in the world to have the same people, get out) Uncle 55 years old, Uncle 187, Uncle's legs are longer than the sky, Uncle is an Oscar man, Uncle is so tender when he is young, he will harm the world without covering his face, Uncle Covering his face with pants and continuing to harm the world, (this person is crazy) OK, seriously speaking, the uncle is best known as Mr. Darcy in Pride and Prejudice. Since then, he has become the BG in the hearts of three generations of old, middle-aged and young women. Love saint, continue this name in the BJ singles diary and continue to use the attitude of the love saint to provoke the feelings of women, but after watching many films of the uncle, I finally understand that the uncle is born as a corrupt person who discriminates against heterosexuals from the cell. China, it is impossible to resist the banner of being a good straight man. Uncle has appeared in countless base films in his acting career, and has harmed a group of handsome guys. The three generations of old, middle and young people will not let go. Uncle, you have to have an old face when you are old.
Starting from Uncle RE, Rupert Everett is a true nobleman, true love, true male god, true GAY, and his love history is tedious, and later, we only need to know that he slept with our common male god dried tofu, ORZ! ! In the love of classmates, both of them are at the tender age of squeezing the water out. RE’s face is full of evildoers. Although true love is not Uncle Face, Uncle Face still steals the part of true love with a weird male duck voice. , It is rumored that the two of them got together because of this drama. RE has always fancy Uncle Face. Uncle Face is still young because of his age. RE failed to succeed. After that, the two played soy sauce in Shakespeare’s love history, and both still grabbed the role of the male protagonist Joseph Fiennes. Compared with his brother Ralph Fiennes in terms of acting skills, this monarch was hard to beat his brother Ralph Fiennes. In this film, he was professionally robbed. Mention this film. I have to say that the darkest Oscar in 1999, this film overwhelmingly defeated the most classic war film in my heart-Saving Private Ryan won multiple Oscars, and Gwyneth Paltrow got from Aunt May He won the best female lead in his hand and has since embarked on the road of no return to being hacked. This campaign is known as the most beautiful battle of the Weinstein public relations team, but it also brought its team an indelible reputation. In the past Oscars, the Weinstein team’s imitation game was not harvested. It is time for the predators to sum up their experience and seek new development. I go, the more I pull, anyway, in 2007, RE Shumiao and Uncle Lian renewed their relationship in the new Oolong Girls' School. After half a hundred years, RE Shumiao finally lost his old face and dressed up as a lady, playing the role of Uncle Lian's old lover and succeeded. Roll the sheets, congratulations to Coca-Cola, roll. In 15 years, RE Shu Mi’s new play Wilde’s Happy Prince will be played by Uncle Face. I said that you are both so old and hooked up for so many years. You have been so shameless, and you are all exhausted. Why are you not together? ! one! rise!
Let’s talk about Uncle Ma Qiang, Mark Strong. I don’t know much about this person. His appearance has always been commendable. Here, let’s just talk about the entanglement between him and Uncle Face. There was once a pot maker, tailor, and soldier who collectively discriminated against heterosexuals. , The spy scared me as soon as I was born. This film not only assembled the dog daddy Jia Oldman, the sweetheart Tom Hardy, but also the volume fortune, and this gentleman is crooked in the film, and there is also Uncle Ma Qiang and Uncle Face This pair of homosexuals, I can’t help feeling that you have worked so hard to make each actor a real corrupt actor. The two of them forbeared in the play and did not hesitate to cooperate with the opposite sex to continue tolerant, but the audience We still clarified your adultery at a glance. Finally, after Uncle Face’s spy identity was discovered, Uncle Ma Qiang was forced to shoot Uncle Face. The blood and tears on the faces of the two of them echoed each other, and it was so beautiful that they couldn’t bear to look straight. This time the two of them cooperated again in Kingsman. There were not many rival dramas, and Uncle Face’s interest was obviously biased towards Xiao Xianrou, but the screenwriter, would you like to be so cruel and let Uncle Face hang up? Can these two have a drama? Those who die well, cry to death.
The old fresh meat comes to an end, we need to mention a movie-Single Man. This movie is the first film directed by Tom Ford. Not to mention the quality of the movie, the beauty and modeling quality alone are enough to leave a famous movie history. As the most fashionable movie A smart designer, Tom Ford is the true taste of GAY. Once again I spit on Cook, the fashion sense of the entire GAY world has been lowered by you. The overall height of this film is 180+, Matthew Goode’s long legs, Nicholas Hoult’s highest appearance, and Uncle Face, I have to feel that Uncle Face’s face is getting more and more with age It's broken, but the figure is still so drooly, wearing a three-piece suit on you is a real rotten man's sorrow. In this play, Uncle Face harmed a generation of long-legged male god-Matthew Goody. Matthew is definitely a handsome man with long legs and a beautiful voice. A generation of British male god, this gentleman said in the play: I'm taken, I'm crazy Now, there’s really not much room left for heterosexuals in this world, not to mention Nick Horton. This gentleman has been a wicked face since he was a child and has harmed the world. Although he has gone all the way from being a single man on a path of no return, he With a height of 1.9 and extra long legs, he still disdains a crowd of 170+ club actors. Although this gentleman is now an intermittent cousin, his sexuality is absolutely suspicious, and I have to say that Uncle Face's taste is getting more and more GAY after catching Tom Ford.
After scouring a group of old actors and actresses, the old man finally stretched his claws to Xiao Xianrou. Kingsman’s true male protagonist Taron Egerton rarely had a masterpiece before. After this incident, he will become famous. I believe there will be a lot of fame. Good development prospects. But this is not the focus of today. The point is that Uncle Face, who hooks up with people in and out of the scene, is unbearable. The gifs of various press conferences make me blush. You are such a young girl at an age. Okay, is it good for you to blush in front of Xiaoxianrou? Is it really good for you to take care of Xiaoxianrou at such an age? Ten thousand alpacas rushed past in your heart. Not to mention that in the play, the uncle has an ascetic queen demeanor, crushing the male protagonist for a hundred or a hundred years. Isn’t Eggzy really the name of puppy? Xiao Xianrou followed Uncle Face in a puppy posture to upgrade all the way, and finally Although wearing a three-piece suit does not have long legs, he is also a kind of arrogant man of rotten country, and his face is Good Job.
Coming back to fight, Uncle Face is really straight, he has three wives and two sons, So, I don’t understand the meaning of this text... Uncle asks you to walk longer on the road of the arrogant queen and harm more fresh meat. If so, I hope it will be enough! ! !

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Kingsman: The Secret Service quotes

  • [Valentine notices the people in the party room looking gloomy]

    Valentine: The fuck's wrong with them?

    Gazelle: I don't know. Could be something to do with the mass genocide.

    Valentine: Give me the mic.

    [Gazelle hands Valentine a microphone. Valentine stands up]

    Valentine: Hey all! Everybody listen up! What the fuck is wrong with you people? I just want to remind you all that today is a day of celebration. We must put aside all thoughts of death, and focus on birth. The birth of a new age. We mustn't mourn the ones who give their lives today. We should honor their sacrifice, and their role in saving the human race. We must put aside doubts and guilt. You are the chosen people. When folks tell their kids the story about Noah's Ark, is Noah the bad guy?

    [Crowd says no]

    Valentine: Is God the bad guy?

    [Crowd says no]

    Valentine: How about the animals marching two by two?

    [Crowd says no]

    Valentine: Of course not! Yeah, that's it! Let's turn those frowns upside down. Eat, drink, and paaaaarty!

  • Harry Hart: I very much regret that your husband's bravery can't be publicly celebrated. I hope you understand that.

    Michelle Unwin: How can I understand, if you won't tell me anything? I didn't even know he wasn't with his squad.

    Harry Hart: I'm so sorry I can't say more. I would like to present to you this medal of valour. If you look closely on the back, there's a number. And as a more concrete gesture of gratitude, we'd like to offer you a... Let's call it a favour. The nature of it is your choice. Just tell the operator: 'Oxfords, not Brogues.' And then they'll know it's you.

    Michelle Unwin: I don't want your help!

    [Pushing away the medal]

    Michelle Unwin: I want my husband back!

    [Sobs]

    Michelle Unwin: [Hart walks away and approaches little Eggsy, who is playing with a snow globe]

    Harry Hart: What's your name, young man.

    Little Eggsy: Eggsy.

    Harry Hart: Hello, Eggsy. Can I see that?

    [Eggsy gives Hart the snow globe. Hart gives Eggsy the medal]

    Harry Hart: You take care of this, Eggsy. Alright?

    [Eggsy nods]

    Harry Hart: And take care of your mum, too.