Really disappointed lie

Beau 2022-03-22 09:01:07

Two people spent 100 yuan to watch a bad movie.


I can't figure out why the dwarves and the villains have always been the protagonists, but a handsome prince can't even chase a very ordinary female elf, and he has to go with a dwarf who talks with bluffs. Is true love represented by a few ridiculous poems?

The only point that supports me in watching this movie is to see if Legolas has any wonderful performance in the last movie. As a result, Bloom’s scene is also quite tragic, and there are no wonderful moves in the whole movie. Killing the orcs, sliding the stairs and shooting arrows, killing the mammoths is a world apart. Could it be said that these skills were learned in the next ten years? Only Mary, who is not in line with physics, jumps with unimaginable pet control skills (holding two bats’ feet, you can fly where you want, and you can hit where you want to hit with a sword with a monster inserted).

The cohesion of the plot is also quite speechless, and I have been talking about the final battle for an hour and a half. Originally expected to be divided into two games like the Lord of the Rings 3, lose one, win one. Is the timing of the war so coincidental? Even if the two armies (elves and dwarves) just meet, they still have to meet the orcs, and the orcs do not wait for them to fight first, but they have to attack, and they can meet the reinforcements of the orcs in the middle of the fight. Can meet the animal army arrived.

In the end, I couldn’t understand why they could win. The opponent had a ground snake, but I didn’t know what the ground snake could do in the end. Make a hole to let the army out? Why don't you call the ground snake to kill all people?

Obviously there are N times the number of orcs, and there are obviously tens of thousands of bats. In the end, only a dozen eagles and bears came to win. I want to know the result of a big orc and bear singled out. Why is there no such shot? ? Abomination and the druid are only half a cat, why is the bear so exaggerated?

Why are so many residents hiding in the church and not being beaten in? The people in the town should be dead, so why hold on? Did the bear go into the city to help? It's still an elves, and there are almost no scenes of elves helping out in the city. Could it be that just a few temporarily armed citizens saved the city? Don’t understand, does the human king pick 10,000? Why doesn't that flatterer die?

The cousin of the dwarf king didn't seem to be on the stage either, and he didn't know if he was dead or alive. The elk was strong enough to guard against the sky, but was shot dead by a few arrows in less than 2 seconds.
Why did Thorin die? Why didn't he make up the knife when he saw the orc floating out at the bottom of the lake? Did Legolas look for a woman at a critical moment? Obviously, the battle was not finished.

There are still many questions that cannot be understood: The
last watchtower is a trap. Why are there so few soldiers in the trap?
Why can the two people staying there easily handle a hundred goblins?
Why are the orcs described as stupid and weak? Why can a hobbit knock a soldier out by just throwing a stone? Why did such a huge orc die with one arrow?

As the last part of this series, I was so disappointed, why should I watch it?

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The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies quotes

  • Thranduil: If I am not mistaken, this is the Halfing who stole the keys to my dungeon right from under the nose of my guards.

    Bilbo Baggins: Yesh. Sorry about that.

  • Gandalf: Dragon sickness is a malady that affects all of us.

    [looks at Bilbo]

    Gandalf: Well, almost all of us.