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Bilbo: Oh my God of Long Lake Town, Ma Ma Hei...Oh! Something has fallen from the sky! Why do I feel a little empty in my heart inexplicably... Forget it, this is not the point.
The point is that my comrade-in-arms [IQ goes offline from time to time but in general is still a kind and upright elementary school student] recently seems to have suffered from secondary illness, and I can’t persuade him to sober up. Although I have a relative of an ancestral old Chinese medicine doctor who seems to be very good at treating secondary diseases, he lives too far from China. When he arrives, I have long been fed by this guy in the city pond, okay! What to do, dry tofu, stop smoking a pipe and come and help!
Hey, this guy's second illness healed spontaneously (crossed out) This must be the power of love (crossed out) Have you believed in Brother Chun? ! Why are you looking for half-orcs to single out? How can you not take me with you if you can’t fight? The combat power of Huo (zhi) Bi (zun) special (devil) people (Jie) should not be underestimated... Ah! (After half an hour in a coma) What did I just miss! Comrade Jianjun, what's wrong with you? ! Comrade Jianjun, you can't die! ! Don't smoke a pipe with dried tofu. I think he can save it! ! !
I, Bilbo Middle-earth Contest Seed Baggins, after more than a year of wind, frost, rain, and snow, went up the knife mountain and crossed the fire (crossed out) and died (crossed out) two friends (crossed out) and finally dragged. A tired body and a broken heart returned to my warm Shire cabin...Huh, wait for Lao Tzu's furniture? ! Hundan Lao Tzu just went to Gushan for a poor tour, but Lao Tzu is not dead yet!
I, Bilbo, was pitted with dried tofu. 60 years later, my nephew was also pitted with dried tofu. Baggins, I feel like I won’t love it anymore.
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Comrade Jianjun·Oak Shield in the second stage of illness: My name is Suo Dadun. After all the hardships and wandering for dozens of years, my friends and I finally regained the Gushan Mountain, sitting on the Golden Mountain and the Silver Mountain. , But I am not happy because I am rich...
Comrade Jianjun·Oakshield after recovery from S2→To Bilbo: I have loved it, I don’t regret it.
After confession, Jianjun·Oak Shield, pawn.
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Bud: Oak Shield! Open the door! Brother Si Mao was shot by me, you have to give me hard money no matter how you say it! Even King Se gave me two carts of cabbage! Don't hide in there to be silent! Open the door, open the door, open the door!
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Half Orcs: Spring is here, everything is revived, and it's the season of orcs fighting in groups\(^o^)/.
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King Se: Ye Zi go home for me! Let's not fight this battle! My father’s army of 800 male models in the jungle has been damaged to a single digit and I can’t pay it anymore! Let's go home with leaves! Tao Lier, you little nizi kidnapped my son, even if you dare to take a bow and arrow at this king! Why do you actually say that this king does not understand love! presumptuous! who do you think You Are? ! Gong Linna? ! ! Is it great to fall in love with a dwarf? When the king fell in love with Ye Zi and his mother, you didn’t even have an egg cell! Wait, Ye Zi, are you still protecting her? ! Are you not ready to go home with me? ! Well, Ada doesn’t force you to stay, but because you just broke up in love, I’ll introduce you to someone who has no shortcomings except for not washing your hair, but you still have to go home often to see the leaves. look!
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The high-speed male deer of King Sebastian: Hello everyone. I am (crossed out) Sam Winchester (crossed out) King Sebastian's mount. In fact, I took it so fast because the director said that the budget was not enough and could not give me shots. Why did you ask the king how he got back in the end? Well, probably driving a tractor.
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Leaf: This prince has finished playing Super Mario, Ou Ye!
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Gushan Shanhua: Loved, don't regret it.
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Tao Lier: Loved, sister regretted it.
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Dry tofu: I am a seventy and eighty person all day long in the wind and rain to ride horses, ride eagles, ride all kinds of strange creatures, and still be locked in a small black house at every turn. How easy is it for me? The director is not quick to add a chicken leg to my box lunch!
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Rivendell duo (fine) group ↓
Gai Milk: I'm just here to take a show and eat dry tofu and tofu. Just ignore me.
King Elrond: Mother-in-law, you’re enough, oh, I’m gonna copy the guys and you’re still stealing my shots. I’ll just use this scene, TAT!
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Saruman: I'm leaving with the wind, just as I'm here, shaking my long hair to my waist without leaving a cloud. Sauron let me go!
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Suo Dayan: I am here to advertise for Zhen Shiming, all of you are so excited!
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Guru Jun who was left behind in a certain mountain valley: Precious~~~~~~~~!
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1. What is milk and dried tofu? When did they get together? ! Director, what do you think? The son-in-law is still watching (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!
2. Isn’t King Se’s jungle male model team an elite unit? Why do you want to take the lead?! Are elves not good at archery? Why are you rushing to fight melee with people? (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻?
3. King Se, don’t rush away, don’t you plan to ask for that necklace?!!! What about Aken gems? Did you leave it to the fisherman as a dowry?
4. The huge Middle-earth...could it be...only...elves and white-robed wizards...will...shampoo your hair?
PS: Subtitles go die!
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