If the script was written by me

Kelvin 2022-03-21 09:01:08

The worst of the film lies in the script, followed by the taste. Other issues including production, character creation, and side plots are all derived from these two root issues.

According to my simple assumption, the script of this film can be developed like this:

First, the killing of Brother Si Mao can be completely integrated with the previous one without major changes. Although there are some rhythm problems, it is not a major defect. It is completely acceptable, and even a good one. The beginning of the climax. After that, human beings can also become beggars, but they must finish in the human line! Complete! Delete alfred, if this product is not so ugly, I would definitely think that he is an investor for adding unspoken rules.

As soon as Brother Si Mao died, the whole plot began to advance, so his death is of great significance. The lone mountain is empty, triggering all forces to start to move around. It is a hard demand for human beings to seek refuge, and Bud must take people to the lonely mountain and check. In addition, can you not add so many dramas to Bud's sons and daughters? Has anyone seen the coach run to find the child during the war? Bud has named his family king because of this battle, okay? Which king dare to be so fucking? As long as you have children, everyone else in the army is a bare commander? Such a Wang Ru! what! Convincing? ! ! !

Secondly, it's fair to say that the Elf King came to collect debts, but before the white jewel was completely unprepared, is it really okay to come out to challenge him? Doesn't Thranduil really look like a bastard who bullies the weak and fears the tough Brother Si Mao and leaves when Brother Si Mao dies and robs him? ! And the Elf King collects debts as to bring a large army at once? The opponent is only 13 short + 1 short medium and short, okay? Is it too little to shoot as a target? Besides, is it really good for you to be in a war when the Elf King comes up? Shouldn't it be resolved peacefully first? Isn't this a consensus between China and Turkey? Does it take the 40-year-old Bud to educate the thousands-year-old Elf King? As a child, Thranduil was the one who watched Minnegos ruined by internal strife and grabbing treasure, would he still commit such a fool? ! ! ! !

In short, the Elf King brought a hundred-man team and the human remains led by Bud to River Valley City, trying to make sense, but Thorin refused to listen. Bilbo secretly brought the heart of the mountain to the two, and used it as a weight to negotiate again. Thorin was furious and broke with Bilbo.

Up to this point, it is regarded as the original plot, so the film is not too out of the standard. The following starts to play personally:

Thorin accused the elves of using despicable means to obtain the Heart of the Mountain, and threatened that if he did not offer the Heart of the Mountain, he would suffer blows and death (implying that Iron Foot had already led the army on the road). The two sides began a small-scale conflict, 13 short defending the city, humans attacked upwards, and the elves watched the excitement. At this time dry tofu is here, shouting you fools! Fart yourself, the orc is here!

(Can't help but say, what about the orc troops at this time! Oh! Yes! Yes! As powerful as in the movie!!! Sauron himself is still hiding, how could there be such a large force!!! How do you think about making the troops bigger than in LOTR? Do you think it’s possible? What kind of snakes, can you take this kind of B-level horror movie stuff into the fantasy epic movie? This stuff is like this They slaughtered the army in minutes, and the orcs needed a fart?! I absolutely can’t bear it, I! No! Can! Endure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Power has nothing to do with whether the war scene is good or not. Whether the war scene is good or not lies only in the ups and downs of the plot and matching scenes!!!)

Go on, it turns out that the first batch of orc outposts who heard the news arrived, At this time, the number is not very large. At this time, some humans intend to escape. Anyway, the target of the orcs is the Lone Mountain Dwarf, not them. The elves could retreat in minutes if they wanted to go, but watching the 13 short guards were beaten up, the Elf King and Bud refused to stand by and took their own people up to beat the orcs to defend the dwarves. Humans and elves were greatly injured in the battle, because the Elf King was not bringing a large army, and the humans were not ready to fight at all. When the jade and the stones were to be burned if this continued, the Iron Hills dwarf troops arrived and drove the orcs without any effort. go.

Seeing his relatives arrived, Thorin immediately shuddered and asked the dwarves to attack the elf and capture the elf king. He was rejected by Ironfoot, scolded by dry tofu, and despised by his own people, which disappointed Bilbo. Tiezu brought news that the next wave of orc army was about to arrive. The strategic intention was to capture the lonely mountain, occupy the military routes, and release the power of the Angmar witch kingdom. Once it succeeds, the entire north will no longer be peaceful.

The enemy took the lead, and the three races put their grievances aside and separated their armaments. At this time, Thorin, who was still under the control of the dragon disease, was unwilling to accept the coalition. Bring out the armor and weapons in the mountain treasury to share. But no one listened to him anymore. Thorin was isolated. With iron feet as handsome, the dwarves open up the Lone Mountain Armory to the human elves and arm the army as much as possible.

A few days later, an army of orcs arrived, and they were greeted by an allied tribe of dwarves. Then it was killing, fighting and fighting, and gradually, the coalition forces began to gain the upper hand. But at this moment, the fifth army, the wolf and bat army, suddenly entered the battlefield under the leadership of Azog, who had not appeared for a long time. The tribal coalition army was killed by surprise. In addition, Azog was so powerful that even Ironfoot and the Elf King did not dare to challenge it.

At this moment, Thorin, who has been idly watching since the beginning of the battle, saw Azog rampaging on the invincible, as if returning to the time when the Lonely Mountain fell. The difference back then was that on the battlefield at this time, dwarves and elves were fighting together. The dwarves no longer struggled to scream alone. Thorin's heart suddenly became clear, and finally got rid of the dragon disease, immediately put on the battlefield and challenged Azog.

At this time, the enemy and our army have reached a stalemate, exhausted, and all eyes on the battlefield are looking at the one-on-one match between Azog and Thorin. In the dark, the result of this battle can be said to be tied to this battle of life and death. The two struggled for a long time and it was difficult to tell the victory or defeat, and Bolger suddenly attacked and Thorin was seriously injured. Kili and Fili sacrificed to save their uncle at the very moment, Thorin saw the two died in battle, sorrowful and angry, rose up to kill Bolger, and finally killed Azog, chopped off his head, and avenged the family.

Seeing this, the morale of the tri-ethnic coalition was greatly boosted, shouting "Fight for Thorin" to initiate a final impact. Seeing that the head coach was dead, the Orc Army and Wolves Bat Army lost their minds and fled without fighting. This war came to an end. Before Thorin died, when everyone else joined the charge, in the chaos on the battlefield, Bilbo came to Thorin alone, held his hand, and listened to his last words: "Please forgive me. I... If everyone is like you... it won't be..."

The war was over, Thorin won all the respect he had lost before. The Elf King inserted his sword into his grave, and Bud, who became the King of Long Lake, took out the Heart of the Mountain and let it be buried with Thorin. Tiezu succeeded to the throne and held a grand funeral for Thorin, Kili and Fili. The Elf King got the white gem, but gave it to the humans in Long Lake Town because they needed it more. Bud led the humans to rebuild River Valley City and turned it into a fortress in the north of the Division of Justice, a monument remembering the alliance and friendship of the tribe of elves, dwarves and humans.

(By the way, during the Battle of the Rings, Bud’s grandson, King of the Valley, Branded and Ironfoot fought against the enemy in the north, restraining Sauron’s power in the north. After the death of the Ironfoot, Brand The guard died in front of his body-or vice versa. I don’t remember it. In River Valley, the human dwarf’s base is in love.)

Bilbo , who has lost his friend, puts on a small package, wipes his tears, and asks over and over again. "In order to eliminate the crime, does the righteous party have to pay the irreversible price, and what should I do with all the pain and sorrow caused by this?" Then, accompanied by dried tofu, he embarked on a journey, returned to his hometown, and began to write about him The adventure story. It was not until decades later that his successor Frodo asked him the same question: "Can you still regain the traces of your old life? How should you continue, when you have begun to understand in your heart that the past is gone. Back? Some things can't even be cured by time, and some injuries are too serious and too deep."

But that is necessary because people have things they want to protect anyway.

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What? You asked me what to do with that elf girl? What should I do if the prince is handsome? What about a love triangle? What about the big eagle that must show up after signing the contract? What about the big bears? What should I do with the idol group of the Baekdokai who beat Sauron? What should I do to find the Dunedin from the north?

What to do with love.

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The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies quotes

  • Thranduil: If I am not mistaken, this is the Halfing who stole the keys to my dungeon right from under the nose of my guards.

    Bilbo Baggins: Yesh. Sorry about that.

  • Gandalf: Dragon sickness is a malady that affects all of us.

    [looks at Bilbo]

    Gandalf: Well, almost all of us.