Middle-earth Songs-Tucao Version

Opal 2022-03-21 09:01:08

1. The level of the whole film is not comparable to the Lord of the Rings trilogy, but the original work can be photographed to this level is already very good;
2. The villain died of talking too much, Si Mao brother, you eat too fast, you even made a series of movies I hung up before the name was released;
3. Chao Ye’s performances in the three parts have a common problem, that is, as the male lead, your sense of existence is too weak, the aura that should be released is not released at all, and the acting skills are complete. There is no explosive power before. Every time it's his turn to appear on the
scene, he always feels like he didn't come up with a half-sigh, so uncomfortable; 4. Can I say too much about the period when Bai Dao will attack Dur Gordo? There are a few head-to-head ring spirits and Sauron who don’t have any soldiers. Can Saruman be a little wizard-conscious or the first time he saw a wizard fight by directly picking up his cane and smashing it on the head... Can Ji have a big move?
5, cover the siege, when my grandmother was wraiths good performances grandiose;
6, Elrond Lord of lords too the Soviet Union. . . Cover your chest and fall down;
7. Cover milk, do you remember that you have a husband named Kelepeng in Los Lorraine?
8. Pay tribute to Grandpa Christopher Lee;
9. In the end, Lauder did not participate in the Battle of the Five Armies and did not meet the QAQ with King Sey.
10. In fact, from the time of the Lord of the Rings, I felt that the name Angmar Witch King was particularly handsome. Suo Dayan was so easily scared back to Mordor by Grandma Gai. . . Very weak;
11. The plot of Long Lake Town has dragged on, and giving a clown such a length as alfred is completely dragging time;
12. The elves are really too bad for the sky, they want to look good, and they need force. There is a value of force, and there is an immortal life;
13. There are beautiful women in the dense forest, and they are independent from the world. Son pours into the city, Laozi pours into the country;
14. Being rich is self-willed, and being beautiful is self-willed; rich and beautiful, I am just disobedient, Gandalf, you fucking hit me?
15. According to the height difference between the two, Bud and his uncle must have been pouting when they were chatting across the wall;
16. The elves of the dense forest must often participate in the National Day military parade...;
17. Compared with the Battle of Saint Helmet Valley and the Battle of White City, the Battle of the Five Armies is like a pan of scattered sand, a group of mobs temporarily formed; such a simple street battle in Hegu Town can be won, and Farrowmir cried out in the toilet;
18. According to According to the original imagination, Kili and Philip should die more like heroes. In order to protect the uncle, the dwarves' war should be more tragic and great. As a result, one died at the level of a passerby, and the other died in an inexplicable love triangle. ;
19, thought Joseph king certainly despise the emperor, the results did not expect to refer! belly! for! marriage! [Hey...
20. Who can tell me what ground snakes are used for? Just dig a hole and leave?
21. The ending was cut too hastily, and there was no sadness and movement at the end of the return of the king. Looking forward to the extended version;
22. Sixty years in a cycle, open the door, and a new story begins.
23. Despite this, I still give it five stars.
24. To commemorate my ending dream of Middle-earth.

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The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies quotes

  • [seeing the destroyed Laketown]

    Balin: Poor souls.

  • Dwalin: You sit here, in these vast halls, with a crown upon your head, and yet you are lesser now than you have ever been.

    Thorin Oakenshield: Do not speak to me as if I were some lowly dwarf...

    [weeping]

    Thorin Oakenshield: as if I were still Thorin Oakenshield.

    [angrily draws his sword]

    Thorin Oakenshield: I AM YOUR KING!

    Dwalin: You were always my king. You used to know that once. But you cannot see what you have become.

    Thorin Oakenshield: Get out before I kill you.