2 and a half stars, plus 1 and a half stars

Jalyn 2022-03-21 09:01:08

The business trip coincided with the premiere day, and I rushed to watch one, but after excluding all the factors that moved me, all that was left was the feeling of swallowing flies. And after hesitating for a few days, I found that I still had to find a way to spit it out.

What about the funeral of the King under the Mountain? Where is the bear? (What did you say that the bear man appeared? Sorry, I only felt dizzy.) The king of the green forest is ready to run away. Are you embarrassed to talk about the Battle of the Five Armies? Did the King of Iron Mountain come to make fun of riding a pig? Why was there so many sheep suddenly when Thorin came out of the mountain? Did the Elf King get the jewelry he dreamed of? What about the river valley refugees? Bilbo's title of "Best Friend of the Elves" didn't explain?

Your sister!

Then there are various brain supplements!

Legolas has gone to Aragorn! Well, it's possible, maybe Legolas escorted their mother and son to Forest Valley.
The Lord of the Green Forest has an army of reloaded elves! Well, this is also possible, after all, the king is the Sindar elves, these troops may be the rest of the final alliance army.
Mrs. Galadrell has done the magic eye alone! Well, it's still possible. The thing she was holding was the light of Elendil, which originated from the light of the twin trees.

but! You really made an elf fall in love with a dwarf!

Your sister! !

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Extended Reading
  • Emery 2021-10-20 19:00:08

    Slaying the dragon was a bit rushed, but the gang fight where the elves and the dwarf army went to fight the half-orcs was great. There were no tears where I thought there would be tears, but the appearance of King Se being alone there and the last words to Xiaoyeye made my nose sore. I always felt that "Will you follow me, one last time" was what PJ told the audience, so he nodded silently in front of the screen.

  • Emmalee 2022-03-24 09:01:09

    Donkey Skills and Donkey Skills

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies quotes

  • [Thranduil's army of Mirkwood Elves arrives in Dale]

    Bard: My lord Thranduil. We did not look to see you here.

    Thranduil: I heard you needed aid.

    [a carriage full of food approaches and the citizens of Lake-town rush to the carriage in relief]

    Bard: You have saved us. I do not know how to thank you.

    Thranduil: Your gratitude is misplaced. I did not come on your behalf. I've came to reclaim something of mine.

  • Gandalf: Don't underestimate the evil of gold. Gold over which a serpent has long brooded. Dragon-sickness seeps into the hearts of all who come near this Mountain.