2 and a half stars, plus 1 and a half stars

Jalyn 2022-03-21 09:01:08

The business trip coincided with the premiere day, and I rushed to watch one, but after excluding all the factors that moved me, all that was left was the feeling of swallowing flies. And after hesitating for a few days, I found that I still had to find a way to spit it out.

What about the funeral of the King under the Mountain? Where is the bear? (What did you say that the bear man appeared? Sorry, I only felt dizzy.) The king of the green forest is ready to run away. Are you embarrassed to talk about the Battle of the Five Armies? Did the King of Iron Mountain come to make fun of riding a pig? Why was there so many sheep suddenly when Thorin came out of the mountain? Did the Elf King get the jewelry he dreamed of? What about the river valley refugees? Bilbo's title of "Best Friend of the Elves" didn't explain?

Your sister!

Then there are various brain supplements!

Legolas has gone to Aragorn! Well, it's possible, maybe Legolas escorted their mother and son to Forest Valley.
The Lord of the Green Forest has an army of reloaded elves! Well, this is also possible, after all, the king is the Sindar elves, these troops may be the rest of the final alliance army.
Mrs. Galadrell has done the magic eye alone! Well, it's still possible. The thing she was holding was the light of Elendil, which originated from the light of the twin trees.

but! You really made an elf fall in love with a dwarf!

Your sister! !

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The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies quotes

  • Thranduil: If I am not mistaken, this is the Halfing who stole the keys to my dungeon right from under the nose of my guards.

    Bilbo Baggins: Yesh. Sorry about that.

  • Gandalf: Dragon sickness is a malady that affects all of us.

    [looks at Bilbo]

    Gandalf: Well, almost all of us.