Broken thoughts about the hobbit

Kiarra 2022-03-20 09:01:08

1. Most people read Tolkien's novels in the order of The Lord of the Rings and then The Hobbit, but I am just the opposite, because one is cheaper than three. In fact, the Hobbit is a story written for children and the Lord of the Rings is an epic, so a small book made into three parts must be supported by countless brain holes, and after waiting for more than ten years, it is to watch the Five Armies. The war, the eagle is here.
2. The eagle, the tree man, and the ghost who swore with Aragorn are simply the three bugs in Middle-earth. There is nothing to complain about except that they come late and come slowly. But what did you drop from the eagle, Tom Bombadil? As the first teaser and favorite of the original Lord of the Rings, why does it turn into a moody passerby? In the original book, it is said that his strength surpasses Gandalf, and he is indistinguishable from Sauron! (It’s still besieged by Sauron’s army, not one-on-one!)
3. In fact, the biggest slot in this film lies in the battle of the five armies, not to mention that the elves and the dwarves are the most suitable combination of light and heavy infantry, and the dwarves rush out to fight in a self-destructive formation It's even more a layman, and the main point of the cold weapon era is to occupy the fortress first...
4. But I still love this movie, love Bilbo's return, and return to the scene of returning home from the bottom of the bag. Just as Tolkien said that when he conceived the Lord of the Rings, the first thing he thought about was the chapter of Charpin chaos, only returning to his homeland is the most tearful and my favorite scene. For more than ten years, Master Bilbo Baggins has returned to Charlie, and the dream I had built since the second year of high school has also been completely fulfilled.
5. The dragon just made soy sauce, is that okay?
6. In the process of brushing, I said to Teacher Han n times: Gandalf looked at the Lord of the Rings more, and there were not as many stories as later.
7. Thanks Tolkien and Peter Jackson for giving us such a good dream

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  • Giles 2022-03-24 09:01:09

    The plot is zero, and every minute is like nonsense. For the exaggerated special effects of the senior brain fan, maybe it can give a passing score. Peter the Great willfully mix a children’s bedtime story into a trilogy. This is the last one. The ministry has even exposed its weakness, and only the melee scene of the chicken ribs is left. I really don't understand the necessity of these protagonists. The Battle of the Five Armies is just a chaotic gimmick. Waiting for the big screen to see special effects? ★★

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies quotes

  • Tauriel: [to Thranduil] There is no love in your heart!

  • Thorin Oakenshield: [last words]

    Thorin Oakenshield: [to Bilbo] Farewell, Master Burglar. Go back to your books... and your armchair... plant your trees, watch them grow. If more people... valued home above gold... this world would be a merrier... place...

    Bilbo Baggins: No! No, no, no! No! Thorin! Thorin... don't you dare!

    [cradles Thorin, who has already died]

    Bilbo Baggins: Thorin... hold on. Hold on. Look. The Eagles. The Eagles. The Eagles are here. Thorin!

    [realizing Thorin's dead]

    Bilbo Baggins: The Ea -

    [breaks down and begins to weep]