Annual Brain Burning Giant System

Garnet 2022-03-19 09:01:02

First of all, due to the complex relationship between the characters and the many scenes, the plot is section by section. It is not known whether the editing of the public release version is due to compression time and speed up the rhythm. The connection between some plot sections is not close enough, and the switching is not very natural. , So it will inevitably give people a sense of "messy" at first glance. LZ is not saying that it is not good. In fact, the advantage of this arrangement is that you can choose the passages you like and enjoy it.

I wanted to pick the key points, but I found that the key points are more than the non-key points, so I didn't choose it at all. In short, the writing is scattered, there are deviations and nonsense, don't be true. Take a deep breath and start below.
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Moon Black Wind High Murder Night, the opening is very fierce. Brother Si Mao went online and brushed his presence. Captain Tao went online so early, I always feel that this shot is a bit longer. The mayor and Alfred can go to shoot a weight loss product advertisement, and the rest of the NPCs are in place. The protagonist of this chapter, Bud Juju, is also online, but sadly falls into a "locked foot" state.
Brother Si Mao continued to burn. After unlocking, Bud Juju got the equipment and arrived at the mission location. You have a good balance. Then, Bud launched an attack on Brother Si Mao, causing 0 damage! It was all "blocked". Of course, this kind of ordinary equipment won't work, just as Bud Giant is gathering murderous aura to prepare for amplifying moves, but, Giant, your quest props too!
At this time, Barn brought the task item-Black Arrow-to Daddy's side in time, thumb! However, the clock tower they were in was hit by Brother Si Mao, and it still needed some skills if it didn't crash. Bud's longbow broke (although it couldn't be used to put black arrows).
Brother Si Mao enters the general state of being a boss-taunting. Brother Si Mao: "Hey! Human! How old are you?! How about your bow?! You shoot! I see how you shoot! Roar—" Next, I must give Bud Giant a compliment to his combat IQ ! Don’t talk nonsense with it, fix the string and put the arrow on my son’s shoulder=口=Although this paragraph is unscientific, I am quite touched...I was poked and laughed at the painful reaction of Si Mao’s arrow. Point, it’s all right to freely fall well, you have to struggle with the big pair of grilled wings to flop a few times, and finally the grilled wings are burnt ╮(╯▽╰)╭Bad without receiving any NPC prompts Completed the task of slaying the dragon independently! It's a pity, I can't touch the corpse, sad.
...So, the two arrogant bosses were wiped out before the title of the third movie came out... wiped out... wiped out...

Bilbo and the dwarves were also online before, the worst thing is Thorin entered the pre-morbid period. Gandalf did not unlock when he went online, and was hung in a cage tragically, summoning Madam Light to help him unlock it. By the way, in this movie, Gandalf is a little bit aggrieved...
Brother Simao is dead, so happy! (Barn: My dad just killed it! Yeah!) The surviving refugees went ashore one after another, and of course Alfred was the most strange. He started to hug Bard's huge legs, and made an action of "raise Bard's hand to announce the birth of the championship!", Bard's giant looked at him with an expression of "you are sick". Then Alfred was disgusted by all kinds of dislikes, and the angry crowd wanted to tear him up. Of course, the Bud hero would not let this happen, he stabilized the crowd and led the survivors to the ancient town of He. Bud is a good comrade. In addition, Bud’s two girls are so beautiful~

At the same time, the side story of Kili and Captain Tao begins. Here I have to say a few words first-I don't want to trigger this branch at all! I really don't know what it is for other than plugging. All the characters involved are crooked, and none is spared. Moreover, it's not the whole type in your movie... In this case, the screenwriter is solely responsible for it! The screenwriter is solely responsible! The screenwriter is solely responsible! The important thing is said three times.

Kili asked Taurier to go with him, and he confessed directly (at least in the subtitles)...Fu E, screenwriter, do you think this is an eight o'clock youth idol drama? ! Is it necessary to add these elements to this story? ! (Screenwriter: It’s okay, it’s love!) Then Ye Zi went online...Although I complained in the last movie, why did you fly solo by yourself, but now I want to say that you should continue solo and don’t go back to this place of right and wrong [Dreaming] ! ]... Ye Zi said that Tao Ruier, you have to do the task with me, [Captain Tao joined the team] Ye Zi, you demolished ten temples.
The scene between Ye Zi and Bud healed me a little bit, in various senses... but the good times didn’t last long, the worst of the jungle line began-the herald of the jungle came, "Your Royal Highness, your father calls you back Home." After hearing this, Ye Zi naturally called Ms. Shangtao to go back together, and sent Lingjing to report to the prince that she was exiled. Ye Ye threw back a sentence after hearing it, "You go back and tell my dad that she can't tolerate me." I think this order is very sad, and I must feel very unlucky to be sent to this kind of errand. Tao Zi said, "That's the king's order..." Ye Zi replied, "But he can't control my heart" or something (what do you mean?!), and then they both went to do the task... [self-defeating and self-defeating]

Then In the side box, Azog and Bolg reunited. Azog gave simple and rude instructions, and Bolg went home to prepare for the entrance ceremony. Well, the mobs are in a good formation~
Switching scenes, I switched to nympho mode-the handsome and explosive demolitions of Dol Gordo are here! Everyone is handsome from hair to corners of clothes (except for gray robe, 囧)! So I just ignore the phrase "follow me, My lady" ==! The lord draws his sword and swings his sword so beautifully, the white robe is really a fairy-style bone... Madam: "How can you allow you to be arrogant in front of the Aijia! Get out!"... But the effect of this big move is so terrifying, Suo Big eyes ran away before even a step, shaking...The brown-robed rabbit is so cute, and it can only roll, so cute and cute=w=This paragraph is completely expressive-you wait for the players to look forward to it. , This is the atmosphere of our NPC's battle.

Besides, on the Gushan side, Thorin officially entered the onset period, put on a local tyrant and walked in the Jinshan pile and made an action similar to shouting "Hahahahahaha! I won the prize!" 】’S task.
ArkenstoneArkenstone ah ah ah Arkenstone!
But when the Changhu refugees arrived at the ancient town of He, Bud seemed a little... pleased to find that the dwarves were still alive? Bud in the movie is so sweet. He was thinking about making Thorin fulfill his promise to pay for everything, but there is hope, but, when the sick Thorin thought that they would come and ask for money, he had someone go to block the door, ╮(╯﹏╰)╭

The refugees were hungry and cold, but Bud was worried about going out and found a big surprise! An army of elves stood neatly at the door! This costume is basically a guard of honor, right? Are there bands and salutes? Do you want to spread the red carpet? (Why do you think ==) But it’s still very beautiful, like a welcoming couple~ And, the etiquette is really good...
King Se is here to give care, bring cabbage, wine and other things Relief items, but the cabbage is particularly eye-catching, cough... This paragraph is quite fun. Bud’s expression of gratitude in seeing King Sey’s eyes is overwhelming. Thank you Lord Longen QAQ Seo still coldly said, "You thank the wrong person, I am Come to get my things back. "I can't understand this as "I'm not here to help you, so you don't have to pay me back."...Fuck your forehead, it's a necklace again. When it comes to this necklace, you don't need to think so far. According to the book, Gushan has Bud’s ancestral necklace, so they probably exchanged part of the script. Haha==……By the way, Wang, I want to say that those who gave cabbage are good-looking, can I leave a contact information? Next time I will find them to buy groceries.
Later, Bud chased the king and asked, "Are you planning to go to war for the necklace?" I always felt that there was a missing paragraph here. This situation is similar to the situation when Ye Zi said "The King is angry." when he found Tao Ruier in the second part. King Seo took it for granted, "Yes, I have a necklace of two thousand dollars!" (Dead) King, your suppression point is too obvious (╯▽╰) If you can tell your crew, what is the origin of the necklace, I I saw it as a suspenseful brain-burning film.
Bud said earnestly, "We are allies! There is something I deserve! Let me negotiate with them first?" As if afraid that he would fight right away...

Se: You want to reason with the dwarves ? (Picture Tucson broken)
Bud: To avoid war, yes. (Let me go--)
Se: ... (Well, you can go if you want.) (Anyway, I want to think about the result.)
With this patience, it seems to be a good relationship~

Solin is not like a wooden shield When I found the gem of Akon, I found the necklace of mystery. I picked it up and looked left and right, (this is the two thousand necklace, haha~) I thought I would try it on myself next, but I didn't wear it. I'm really disappointed [What's wrong with you!
Bud went to negotiate, and there was a kind of serious joy in the window dialogue == Bud talked very wrongly, and finally I felt that he was almost crying...The domineering president Se was outside the city to respond to Bud, Bud said" He didn't give me a hundred dollars! The president sneered, "Huh, what a pity! But after all you tried it! "Okay, then hit it ==... It is true that the economic foundation determines the superstructure, right? (╯﹏╰)╭
(Uncle screenwriter, I will kneel for you, but you are telling me about the first part of the people who don’t want to let the tribe The adventurous king is now going to war for his necklace. What excitement is this?)

Erbo and Uncle Suo triggered plots such as "Acorn" and "Mithril Armor", during which the uncle laughed in a spring breeze. It’s glamorous, and all of these will become sharp tools in the future...but everyone is watching it, you guys are a little low-key, do you know there is a saying called "Shut up! The
uncle is beautiful, but is he sick?" The medicine still didn’t work. He released the ravens to Tieling to pull reinforcements. The dwarves broke the stone bridge from the valley to Erebo. In short, the situation got worse.
The gray robe after the blood rebirth was changed from dried tofu to dry tofu. He rode vigorously across the vast yellow land.
Ye Zi and Tao Zi went to Gangdaba Mountain to investigate . Ye Zi said that his tribe had experienced wars here before, and his mother died, and his father never mentioned it. There is no grave. There is no memory (memory?)...
Screenwriter: There is a necklace! So that necklace is very important to his dad, so important that he can go to war for it and even "should have forgotten a more tangible legacy of the love he and his wife" shared, in the flesh-and-blood form of his son, Legolas"?...Just tell me...
All the people who can treat this plot line seriously are my idols, really.

Gandalf finally reached the trigger point of the plot, spreading his three-inch invincible tongue in King Joseph’s account and began to sell abductees (No!)-"The real enemy is coming soon! Now is not the time to calculate the old accounts, blablabla" "Bad" What are you talking about? Speak slowly, I'm a little stunned... just want to make a big deal? "... King Se has a face" here again, you make up, make up a flower basket and take a look." He leisurely poured a glass of wine to give Bud a shock, and said, "You don't understand, this wizard loves to come here, he was shocked, hehe." Tofu is anxious, "What I said is true!! "(233333 you also have today ==)...In other words, why do you have such a bad reputation for dried tofu in front of President Se?
The tofu strategy, King Se, turned to attack Bud, "Do you agree with what he did?" Well, what do you think he doesn't agree with...
Bilbo sent the coalition bargaining chips late at night. This paragraph is a bit shorter. The Elf King and Bud curiously watched the beauties, no, where's the hairy feet? Bud smiled and healed... I was curious about the internal structure of the tent, eh.

The next day, King Sey and Bud brought the mighty men to the military parade, oh no, they kicked the hall. Thorin "shoo-!" He shot an arrow at the hooves of the bighorn deer, and said condescendingly (a rare opportunity), "The next arrow I will shoot at the tip of your nose". The dwarves are "prosperous in a trance hahaha"! King Se laughed and sneered again, and then a whole phalanx of elves swept their arrows and aimed at the city wall, and the dwarves who were "prosperous in a trance, hahaha" also hid all... It's... (Sorin: Well, shit!) President Se raises his hand, and the elf closes his arrow. Too domineering ORZ may be good if you always maintain this dominance, although it always feels that something is wrong... The king's fine moves are really fancy, but they are very popular, and mv material reservations. Well, the movie is definitely different from the book. In some parts of the movie, President Se and Boss Su (what the hell is called) are sometimes the same. For example, it becomes more normal as soon as a war is fought.
At the beginning of the negotiation, the king said that someone paid the bill for you, and the uncle said to pay for the wool! I didn't give anything! You have nothing! Don't even think about it! The king motioned to Bud to take out the Aken gem, Comrade Bud, you have enough confidence this time...Uncle Suo doesn't believe it, this is impossible! That's fake! You cheat! At this time Bierbo stood up and said, "No, this is true. I gave them."... Thorin caught Bilbo and was about to throw it off the city wall. Gandalf arrived, although the second uncle saved him. Xiaoming, but the uncle said that you and I are absolutely gracious! Well-intentioned...

Thorin insisted on refusing to compromise, and at this time his reinforcements also arrived-Tieling's Dan Tietou (incorrect) riding a cute pig on the line.
"Good Cat Ning!"
Dan began to use taunting skills, um, cold-blooded forest demon ~
Gandalf came forward to mediate, but to no avail. No one believes the facts; no one listens to the truth. The characters in this movie are not easy to turn around. Tofu expresses his nerves. This is simply the black history of his career.
When the elves and dwarves were almost pinched, the real boss entered, thank God! Azog said you don't even want to leave! Kill me! Dan's troops took the lead to prepare for the battle. The elves started to stand still, Gandalf: "Hey, Thranduil, you will never just look at it like this. This is an exaggeration! "This time it finally succeeded, congratulations!
The picture of the elf dwarf match is so burning! Ask for more! Best to give me three full hours!

All sorts of beating, beating, beating, beating...In other words, how can I feel that orc is like a piece of paper, and it falls on the armor with a single cut...
Why don't you even let such cute pigs go! QAQ
Big Horned Deer is so handsome! The way you cooperate with your master is really innovative=口=! Don’t die for the big horn deer. QAQ
King Seo’s actions can get 0.5 points. If the hairstyle is not messy, add 0.5 points. The crown is decisively praised! Before King Seo got up, there was a close-up, and then—what? Isn't it a transformation? ! So disappointed, hello╭(╯_╰)╮

The battle was terrible, but Dan's iron head skill can be seen. But Thorin’s illness got worse. I wanted to put medicine on him. ORZ Dewarin was very distressed, and the dwarves were in distress... Thorin began to save himself mentally. It turned out that he poured the golden bucket on the dragon for this...Finally, Thorin threw the crown angrily, and you're done! There should be applause here!
When I brushed my second brush, I was pricked to tears by the sentence "Are you willing to follow me and fight again?" The dwarves of the Lone Mountain regrouped to join the battle, and the phrase "To the King!" This paragraph is too burning~
Actually I want to see what happens when Dan and Thorin meet... [No more] The

second battlefield, River Valley Town ——Bad Juju’s illegal driving combat method is still very cool. Is your balance in the Bard Juju rowing practice? In fact, Alfred was also on the hook, eh.
Bud’s three babies are so cute, and most of their lines are "Dad!" "Dad!" "Dad!!!"
Looking at the Gushan side, Thorin decided to capture the thief first, and the three of Turin and Devalin rode the sheep to Ravenhill. The mounts in it are so powerful... Azog smiled, smiling like the invincible of the East == I'm sorry I ran off the track.

Ye Zi and Tao Zi returned to the ancient town of He, bringing back news that Bolg's army was planning to ambush Ravenhill. When did you know Ye Zi and Tofu?
(There is a bullet screen in the tofu: great! Hanging is finally online!) When I
listen to the dried tofu, it's awful! This is the game the enemy sets! They must be notified quickly to Thorin, Kili, Fili and Devarin are all there. When I heard Kili saw Tao Zi present again, my eyelids kept jumping.

King Se saw the heavy casualties of the elves, and decided to close the team right now. We won't fight anymore... Well, what, I said, King I know you are sad, but the battle has started. = = So it appeared in the notice. In the past scene, Gandalf said that we must go and inform Thorin, and King Se said to go to you, I don't want to waste my life. Merry Christmas! 【wrong!
Bilbo said I'm going, Tofu said I didn't approve, and Bilbo said I didn't come to ask for your approval, I'm leaving. I think the tofu is about to come to Erkang...

Tauriel blocked King Ser's path and said you can't go. King Ser said I want to go home. Tao Zi said they would die if you left. King Seo said that they are dead to me. Tao Zi drew a bow to King Ser, "There is no love in your heart!" King Ser anger cut off Tao Zi's bow, "Do you think you know what love is?! Are you ready to die for love?! "
...The black line. I'd better lower my head and eat at this time. I really don’t understand why the screenwriter has to let the relationship become such a virtue? Can't let them speak well? And what's all this mess, what does it have to do with love or not? =口=Also go around one by one, this line is too messy. Tao Zimai has only a male ticket in her eyes (you are an elves, sister, look at how many elves have died), Dawang, you are a thousand years old, don't let her go in. There should be more reply options, such as this:

-------------------Black! Be careful! ----------------------
Round 1
— You can't go! Don't turn your back on others! Not this time!
—()
A. Get out! I want to go home to collect vegetables!
B. What's wrong with this time? I'll talk about it next time! depend on mood!
C. You go, you go!
Round 2
— You just feel that your life is worth more than theirs! There is no love in your heart at all!
—()
A. That's your male ticket, why should I love it?
B. You can't afford it anyway!
C. Loved.
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king pointed at Taozi with the knife, the leaves blocked Dao, "If you want to hurt her, kill me first."
I don't know when Ye Zi came here. Just when I saw that scene, I saw how much he saw his dad pointing a knife at the girl? It's impossible to "witness the whole process" to come out at the end, 囧. But Ye Zi, are you here... to persuade...? Isn't this kind of lines generally used to pull blame and transfer targets?
I'm sorry I ran off again...but it's hard not to run. Screenwriter, do you think this is very exciting and fun to write? Do you want to be more exciting? Come on, Ye Zi, don't take any props, just hold the blade with your hand. [Broken jar and smashed face]

Then King Se was shocked + distressed. I was also distressed when I saw it, but it must not be for the same reason. However, I have been waiting for the king to finish reading the lines, but the result is gone? Isn't it, Majesty, have your lines dropped? How can you get stuck here as usual? Shouldn't it be more thorough? For example, it’s hard:
— If you want to move her, kill me first, anyway, if she is dead, I don’t want to live anymore! (But this seems to be usually a female line ==) —you
! Outrageous! Then I will fulfill you!
—You kill! Kill me just to meet my mother!
—…………………………
Or something like this:
—Son, you are still protecting this girl! Don't you love me TT
—...love it.
[I was so thundered by myself=L=]

Ye Zi and Tao Zi went to Ravenhill, thank God they finally left, I think you should go to fight monsters, it will be normal to fight monsters. Later I found out that I was too optimistic. Sister Tao, you only have a male ticket in your heart. Can it be better...
Fili and Kili were sent to investigate by your uncle, and the second uncle also rushed to tell Thorin the news. When they decided to fight another day, Azog caught Fili and stabbed him to death in front of Thorin. Fili's body fell in front of Kili's eyes. I think this section is handled quite well, without unnecessary exaggeration and sentimentality. After all, this is war...
Kili wants to avenge his brother, and Uncle Suo is also completely violent. Both Devarin and Erbo joined the fight. Erbo was a good pitcher, but then he was knocked out. This scene felt a headache.
Tao Zi came to Kili and encountered Bolg on the way, but couldn't beat him. When Kili saw this, he came to help Tao Zi and helped her forehead. During this period, I went to eat again. As a result, they couldn't work together. Bolg stabbed Kili to death in front of Tao Zi (again!) Before he died, the two looked at each other affectionately. Here I... take off my glasses.

Ye Zi's play has refreshed the fashionable value, like rhythmic gymnastics. But why don’t the knives and arrows fall when it’s hung upside down? What kind of black magic is this? Forget it, to be honest, I think most of this passage is a mentality of venting-you are so annoying! Dare to fight monsters? ! So fortunately there is an NPC who insists on fighting monsters seriously, otherwise I will roll my eyes and die. Your crew was pretty good to the prince, and didn't swallow the battle IQ.
[Leaf: Let me go! Swallowed the last one, alright! Also disgusting to death! I didn't have time to change clothes! Gee!
Mysterious Voice: Then you go home and change it ╯▽╰]
Ye Zi first shoots arrows to cover Thorin, and sees that Tao Zi has a hard time trying to assist and discover-no arrows!

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Oh...Bolg, why are you... so... ugly...
Ye Ye saw that Uncle Suo was driven to ruin by an orc when he was fighting Bolg with the beast-bite sword. After staring for a while, he threw the beast-bite sword in that direction. On the chest of the orc, the uncle pulled out the sword along the way, and the equipment handover was complete! Oh no! I guess I guessed how the beast bit the sword. Let’s talk about life. Let’s talk about life_(:з」∠)_
Ye Ye drew a short knife and continued to fight against Bolg. Then Ye Ye stabbed in Long Lake Town and was grabbed by Bolg. But that scene will reappear.
Oh...Bolg, you laughed...I...tooth...ache... In
Bolg's heart, "Hey! Little demon, didn't your dad teach you the same trick twice?" Ye Zi was also cool and handsome this time. With a smile, he leaped up and drew another knife into Bolg's forehead, "Stupid! Today I have two knives!" After Bolg's body fell, it was hit by a large piece of rubble in the face, and it was sprinkled with flowers!

Azog dragged the chain tied to the stone in one hand, "There are beautiful women in the north, peerless and independent" standing in the ultimate battle site and waiting for Thorin. (I seem to hear the gears of fate start to spin) The place of the duel was a frozen lake. Azog slammed the chain stone towards the uncle, and the uncle dodged from left to right, and the surface of the lake was almost broken into pieces of ice. I said, so what, Azog, are you sure you want to use this figure skating style of decisive battle? Aren’t you afraid that you will sink first...
Then the two of them are so stalemate to maintain their balance == At this time, Da Ying arrived, Uncle Suo took advantage of Azog’s distracted gap to pick up the stone and throw it to him, Azog caught... Hold... Then, he... sank... sank... it was too funny. ORZZZZZ
Azog slowly passed under the ice with his eyes open, and the uncle watched it follow on the ice... I =口=! Uncle, wake up! The beast bites the sword calling you! Don't go with you even if you don't make up the knife! Then Azog closed his eyes...closed! Eye! Uncle, your IQ is going online soon! Azog suddenly opened his eyes, [Mom! The undefeated East is still painting the skin! I pierced the uncle's foot with a knife, jumped from under the ice and threw the uncle down and stabbed him in the chest with the knife. Thorin used the beast-bite sword against the fork of Azog, and he made the final decision in a stalemate. In the end, he killed Azog at the expense of himself.

The brown robe rode by on a big eagle, and Beyon became a bichon during the parachuting process, no, bear form.
Bilbo woke up and found Thorin, who was seriously injured. Thorin has been holding on to say goodbye to Bilbo, and this high-torn TAT
dwarf surrounds Thorin's body.
Tofu humorously uses a pipe to heal everyone......
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King Se was here, and he was relieved to see his son well. Ye Zi said I can't go back. Then bow his head and walk away. King Se asked, where are you going? Ye Zi said that I don't know...
... screenwriter, can you come over and let me have a fight! Can you write something about a normal relationship? They have no grudges ORZZZZZZ
Ye Zi : If you don't let me go to blame, I won't go home!
King Seol: ...well, then you go. Go home early...(home)
Leaf: Oh! Then I can't go home to fight monsters!
King Se:...Huh? ! QAQ!
King Se said, go to the north and find a Dengdan. His father Arazon is a good person, and he might become a great person. Ye Zi asked, what is his name? The king said that he was called a sacred walker, and his real name requires you to find the answer yourself.
(My lord, I know you must not remember what his name is for a while, don’t worry, I won’t tell others~)
In fact, I’m very entangled in this paragraph-the number of routes before this line is too strange, plus thinking This age is not right at all, so I == Later I thought that this age was set by the movie anyway. But I was still happy when I contacted the Fellowship Team. There was no reason, just to be happy.
BUT! ! When I was about to lower my head to eat again, I suddenly heard a short melody of the Fellowship in the BGM! The result was pulled back in one second (the song Courage and Wisdom in the original soundtrack was about 3 minutes and 38 seconds). This change in mood is simply... and then I die...
++++++The new task is successfully received~ The flowing water has no shape, and the drifting wind can’t find a trace. The encounter between people is full of magic, It's a destiny to meet you. In any case, there is always only one truth! His real name is-++++++
[What the hell...]
Regarding the famous "Your Mother Loves You" clip, adding the design of Ye Zi's mom is not a problem. In fact, she must exist. The problem is... …Should I trust the information in the Visual Companion of your movie? Why do you cast her in such a way there is ah ...... Of course, there may be a pun, so pray you have something to say please, I beg you to speak it well, which is why it [......] powerlessness

leaves Going to find the truth, he changed from an NPC to a player in 60 years. Later, when King Se and Tao Zi had a conversation, I took off my glasses again. I felt that I was watching Hunan Satellite TV and 8 o’clock ethics/idol drama, so I don’t need to wear 3D glasses ==
— If this is love, I don’t want to experience it, take it from me Take it away! Please! Why is it so painful?
— It will be painful because it is real.
...What true love is painful, I don't want to...I still love business...
well, this time it's really over. The whole line is paralyzed and can't be driven. First beating the original setting, impose that do not have no necessary conflict, each character into trouble is not the fine points of distortion, exaggeration and finally casually sensational, I'm sorry, I really accept the bad ╮ (╯ ▽ ╰) ╭
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story is over. Go back to each house and find each mother.
At the end of the collection of stabbings, I feel that the extended version should make up the funeral part, and there should be a lot of make ups.
There are still many touches, and the main line part is quite good. Of course, I can't look at it very calmly now. I will review it when I have time in the future. Maybe my thoughts will change.
Ask for the extended version quickly, and then rob PJ to let him hand over all the private footage.
Now —
"Why can the branch line accurately avoid all normal plots from stepping on thunder?!" "Because it is real."
The screenwriter who has a big brains, dare you let Azog tell his son "Your mother" Love you" Ah!
Come over and I'll help you change your mind!

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I am afraid I can not recognize your piece shape for Thranduil this role, in my opinion who told him the book of the same name (although Hobbit novel, he did not name) of The elven kings have the same name and different spirits, and in many ways are completely opposite.

In your movie, the first part tells him that he can't save him when he sees death; the second part tells him that he shuts himself up and discriminates against Silvan; all these are forgotten, and the third part is that he can fight the dwarves for the necklace at first (what script does this take? ), when the real enemy came, the battle started. He said that he wanted to take the team and go home? What else do they say that they are just mortals with limited orders, and they will die sooner or later... I [rolling my eyes and going to death...

He is an elf, and the elf will lay down a lot of things when fighting against the evil forces. They have a great deal of evil and life. The attitude is not so narrow, alright.
As for the settings added to him, I think it is totally unnecessary. This is war! OK? What kind of sensational and bitter part of the love of love + education of love must be written at this time, how hard is it to think? What about "one of the greatest fighters in ME"? A great fighter ends up being entangled with these distracting content. Does he need these to "add oil and jealousy"? Is this a positive shaping of the characters?

Tell me a word... The passerby said that watching expensive movies is in the cloud, the main reason is that the elf dwarf was in the "axis" before... I told her, because the presidents on both sides, they are both sick . The dwarf is "Dragon Disease". You see, as for that spirit... Snake Disease╮(╯▽╰)╭

Thinking of I still have a lot of affection for the Thranduil in the book, I will go and give him a post. Fragrant, too much lying gun.


A basic principle: Movies belong to movies, and books belong to books. Don't mix them together to avoid confusion.

In the movie, about the necklace that King Se, the king of the "good race", would not hesitate to start a war to seize. Many people who came out of the first part thought it was related to the Noglemire incident in the Silmarillion. But in fact, the novel of "The Hobbit" itself talks about the bad debt between the elves and the dwarves. What's more, what needs to be mentioned is that Huo's book is far before the book, and the time in the original text is very...vague. In the absence of Silmarillion and the history of Middle-earth, it is difficult to determine the parties and time of the dispute.

So now it can be said that the setting of your crew has nothing to do with King Tingge and Diamond Diamond! Moreover, the book clearly stated that the bad debt has nothing to do with Thorin's family, so the dwarf also properly carried the scapegoat.

Of course, it was originally a bad book, no matter what story your crew added to the necklace supposedly made of Gems of Lasgalen, no matter what kind of "empathy" the elf king had on the necklace in the movie, no matter the necklace. How precious to him, go to war with 13 dwarves for the necklace of thousands of elf soldiers? ? If this battle really fought, it would be the biggest scandal in the third era, ORZ.

It's still the setting of your crew. The kingdom of King Seul is relatively closed and isolated. The attitude towards the outside world is to shut the doors to his kingdom and let the rest of the world get on with their wars. Well, this thing really can’t In general. Although the king is not a member of the China-Turkey Council (what?), Orc is a public enemy. The source of this kind of world pollution is unclear, so no one should think of being alone. And the strategic location of Lone Mountain is so important, and Gandalf persuades Thranduil and Bud to cooperate with the dwarves.

Of course, some fine ideas in this country are not like this, especially some young ones. For example, the second Tao Zi, this is our fight. Looking at the third one so far, I don't know how she became only male votes in her eyes. There is no right or wrong in the relationship itself, this is simply a waste of the previous setting, to support the amount...

and the situation of the prince is different. At first, he said "it is not our fight" (of course, there is nothing about us in the book!), according to the meaning of the set, it seems that his own attitude towards the outside world is not so closed, and Tao Zi's words have an impact Up him. Then they went after the orcs. In the third part, I want to help the dwarves fight evil forces and do something for the world. (Forget what you saw in the interview, forgive me for this memory) So he found the Orc army in Gundaba Mountain and went back to report. Even if there was no quarrel, he would be willing to help his comrades fighting against the evil forces. (Mainly have to send mission equipment), including leaving later. This is the source of the differences between father and son in the movie. It can be said that even without the character of Tao Zi, such differences still exist. [However, the green leaves in your movie are essentially bricks, so they need to be moved wherever they are] [The character who is not in the book has no

sisters, so who does he move if he doesn’t move→_→] As for the farewell scene between father and son, I believe it was the king’s understanding In order to understand what his son wants to do, he also knows that this requires a lot of determination and courage, so he gave his son encouragement and support. Compared with before, he did have a certain level of change, of course I think this decision is wise, because the main story behind this is [Enough!

As for the surrounding emotional lines, let's not talk about it. My point of view is still the same. Unnecessary conflicts and emotions are overwhelming, which can be said to be more than a loss for character creation.


I think the logic of King Rise in the movie is quite clear to grasp "the wife's control is at full level and insist on necklaces" and "fight with the outside world and follow them, I don't care".

AUJ mainly explained the background. No matter if the elves brought a large force to the door of the dwarves, whether they "originally intended to help the dwarves" or "originally did not intend to help, they went for the necklace", but there were four Brother Mao took it, so he just turned around and left when he arrived. Let it go first~ In

DoS, he also emphasized to Thorin for his gems. Later, during the trial of the orcs, he knew that the orc army had been eyeing the lone mountain, and even knew who their boss was behind the scenes. So he immediately ordered the retreat, and no one was allowed to mix up. He thought it was their battle to be fought by them, but he hadn't forgotten the necklace, and probably let it go for a while.

Arriving at BoFA, when Long died, he quickly took action. Why is there such a big difference from before? In order to take this opportunity to get back the necklace quickly, he knew that he was being spotted here, and that the news that the dragon was dead would spread, and he hadn't planned to fight orc in the first place. So he didn't even prepare to negotiate at the beginning, and that night, he ordered the mountain to be smashed = = Tofu looked desperate... and later he even said, "The dwarves are running out of time." The more I think about it, the colder it gets. This is not like the phrase "I didn't come to help you specially" to Bud. It can be said with "Tsundere"... Why are you so anxious about the 13 dwarves? I really want to thank the villain for arriving in time and preventing the biggest scandal in the Third Age ORZ. Of course, he may have underestimated the dwarf's will and combat effectiveness. From Bud's words, they felt that the battle would not be fought.

On the contrary, he hesitated in the face of the sudden appearance of the orc army. The dwarves quickly formed a formation, and the elves began to stand still. Tofu even yelled "Thranduil this is madness!" This is in stark contrast to Dann's immediate decision to fight monsters == Yes, all this is something he didn't expect... Later he saw "heavy casualties" and called the team to close. Now, well, I almost settled on the phrase "betrayed allies" again. After all, it is a coalition battle. You quit the group without authorization at this time... If it is called "cherishing life" at this time, what about dwarves and humans? Are they wasting their lives? Or is it just like what you said in your movie, "Anyway, they are mortals and will die sooner or later"? But think about it again. When he saw the dwarf reinforcements led by Dann before, he immediately ordered a battle formation. If he thought he could crush the 13 dwarves even if he fought, what about this time? If you don't want the tribe to shed blood and sacrifice, then why come here? In any war, even in gang fights, there will be casualties, so why bother? Or is it that the war with the dwarves is for the necklace, which is exactly what he came for, so he won't give up easily? Fighting because of the necklace is our fight?

Well, after thinking about it, I feel terrified that my back will be chilled after thinking about it.

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The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies quotes

  • Thranduil: If I am not mistaken, this is the Halfing who stole the keys to my dungeon right from under the nose of my guards.

    Bilbo Baggins: Yesh. Sorry about that.

  • Gandalf: Dragon sickness is a malady that affects all of us.

    [looks at Bilbo]

    Gandalf: Well, almost all of us.