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other film critics have said A lot of it, but the biggest impression is still like the title. .
The emotional changes of the characters are abrupt, especially the mental journeys of the two kings are not tortuous and tactful at all = =
1.
Originally, in the previous movie, Thorin told the people in Laketown that he would give you dividends!
Okay, they went to grab the gold coins. Sure enough, the dragon was offended. The dragon burned the town because of lack of scales. Then Bard came to ask for debt. . He actually didn't want to give a dime to Dwarf Oil, even though the whole Laketown town that they killed was burned, they wouldn't pay for the relief fund, oh dear!
When asked in person, "Are you talking about P?", he... wittily walked away from the cat's eye...= = #跟Thorin学陪援系列#
Just when Thorin decided to cheekily break his promise and single-mindedly only have stones He Jin Coin, after rejecting N remonstrances from Concubine Ai (wrong), the old prime minister and the general, he saw
that he was going to go further and further on the road where the tyrant, faint, selfish, greedy, and losing the hearts of the people- suddenly, he was finely divided in the golden room After a while... he... he... he... he just realized it by himself! !
Emma Orcs is our class enemy! I cannot be driven by gold like my grandfather! I'm going to be a good Huang Sang and I can't shrink here just watching my own people get killed! So the more he thought about it, the more angrily he fell the crown, and Kili met for a while, so he rushed out and fought bravely. . ←I really figured it out, really fast ==
2.
Originally the Elf King was only coolly coming to ask for money and giving food to the disaster relief. When he was walking around in the Elf army on a big horned deer, it was called one Coquettish!
Hey, if these little guys want to fight and are so courageous, then come, hey! Hey, the class enemy appeared at this time, so the two sides played orcs together. Hey he suddenly found out why so many elves and laborers were killed in this picture? ! So he wanted to retreat, Huh was actually blocked by Tauriel → So he was very angry, and after beating the mandarin ducks, he was sang a paragraph [You don’t understand love, the king] = =
The classic dialogue is as follows: The
king said coolly: Can you do Did he hang up? You just made love that's not real and you were fired long
ago . Don't stand in my way... Okay, then Tauriel's little boyfriend hangs up [Kili is so handsome and hangs up this science? QAQ! ! ! ] The
Elf King suddenly became empathetic: Hey, he really hung up for you, okay, I admit that's real ← so it seems that his logic is quite smooth, right...
Then he suddenly seemed to be lit up with EQ The same, like Legolas, who performed extremely char siu in this movie, said: Er thief, your mother actually loves you (actually, what is your father I made is love!) Okay, now you go find a friend, although he may still be a little p Boy~ (Then you just made love ← ←)
So the elf king who withdrew his troops didn’t seem to have withdrawn his troops in the end. Didn’t he still have a cool pose on the final battlefield = = Sure enough, today’s king is too So capricious...
3. I'm a little bit worried about the plots related to Tauriel, it's
not that I discriminate against original characters, but that line and plot are really Qiong Yao that I can't directly look at it ==
What the hell is this special...what a love triangle La hairpin, Fahai, you don’t know love. If you hurt her, you must kill me first (the barbecue version of the spare tire Legolas said) Why does love hurt so
much? Good It’s so sour when I watch it_(:3」∠)_Of
course, this doesn’t mean that Qiong Yao wouldn’t be lost without her plot. For
example, Galadriel hugs Gandalf’s relaxed princess (.) and this flash blind. Dialogue:
[You go quickly]
[No, no, no, I won’t go if you don’t leave]
【Love——Go——】
↑ Then Queen Gai cast an illusion to force the execution of the order, and she was behind her. . ←If this is not love!
4. Thorin and Bilbo,
Xipi, to be honest, didn't become cute. . But I can feel the good intentions of the director Or, the screenwriter, and the professional selling Amway... For
example:
-Aifei, you see this is the gold jade suit I send you to self-defense (x
-the king, you see this is yours (and No) I will take the nuts home and plant them!
——You will always take the princess with you?
——Majesty, I will remember when I see them
[At this time, the prince showed the only warm smile, it’s really colder than the deep well Time is much better
-Aifei, let's discuss the next government. I think there is a traitor among us!
Aifei who really hides Arkenstone: ...this is all found by you = mouth = For
example:
Aifei stole Arkenstone To the Elf King and Bard, I said this is for you to negotiate with him and don’t fight. QAQ
those two: Tsk Tsk Tsk, you said good loyalty, why betrayed them like this.
Ai Concubine: No! The concubine is for it. Dwarves, although they are stubborn and brain-dead (10 thousand words are omitted here), they are really good to friends. QAQ
Another example:
Bilbo: Dry tofu, you have to send someone to Thorin to tell Thorin the second wave of orcs
Here comes the King of Elves: It’s my trouble.
Dry tofu: I can’t find anyone to go.
I’m so anxious!! Bilbo: Then I’ll go.
Dry tofu: Are you kidding me? I don’t allow it!
Bilbo: I don’t need your permission Kouheng
dried tofu looked stunned at his son's sudden rebellion...
Bilbo decisively put on the Lord of the Rings to save his friends...
Another example:
-King King, you won't die, you have to hold on! !
——I blamed you for my concubine before... I take back what I said. I’m sorry. In fact, you really love you like this.
Go home and return to your peaceful and comfortable life. [Plant your trees, watch them grow] After the
king died, I will love The concubine cried bitterly: Do you dare to die if you are swollen? Look at the king, the eagle of the reinforcements is coming, open your eyes and watch (this is what you laid for me) When the
concubine loves and the dwarves say goodbye: The
old prime minister: The funeral of the king is at night, and you are leaving now. ?
Concubine: To me, he is never dead. To me, he was... (10,000 words in fan fiction are omitted here) The
old prime minister's face: I understand
(the screenwriter’s face must be: I also understand (o) ´∀｀))
Finally:
Who did you sign this contract with?
Concubine Ai was bitten by a passerby again and said painfully: One of my friends (ji)
then Bilbo really planted trees and watched them grow, because it seems that the screenwriter’s brain was: the one who had witnessed Thorin smile and The acorn of Jiqing finally became the Party Tree on the 111th birthday of Bilbo in the Lord of the Rings...
[There is an oak tree in the garden, and it was planted by my friend in the year of death. Now the pavilion has been built like a pavilion]. A little bit of abuse 2333
5.
Piecemeal-Legolas, as always, takes good guy cards and plays handsome. . Although the face is not as good-looking but bass bass bass stepping stones falling out when the body is very good to see ah 2333
-Thorin was stabbed through the foot when really looks super really hurt ah ah ah ah [cover their feet
- black The transformed Galadriel is really cool and handsome, arrogant and stunned to stare back at the enemy...
-Bard has a handsome face! ! ! !
Although he finds his own baby when he is in danger (tell you to give birth to three), it does not affect his handsomeness at all!
When he and Legolas were in the same frame, the two looked a little like his son. His son was a bit like Ron... [but maybe because I was blind and coughing]
It was handsome when he shot BC, not that dragon. ! stay! La!
But why does your son remember the ultimate killer Black arrow, but you forgot to get it and have to be sent by your son... Is it appropriate to be a hero...?
Generally speaking, one book has been filmed for three parts. Anyway, it is a bit of plot dilution. . However, it is much better than the first two that have been laying the groundwork, and it is very visible. I plan to wait for the extended version to see the funeral...
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