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After finishing the three consecutive screenings, I contributed a copy of the North American box office to Xiaoxian that year. Today, I can't sleep at all, so let's write a review.
I remember Evangeline said in an interview video, "No matter who asked PJ to shoot the Lord of the Rings in the first place, we should all thank him." Although this review will be filled with all kinds of complaints, please believe that this is only because "True love lasts forever, complaints will always be passed on"-I am not a person who is used to praise something in comments, think Most of those who want to "say a few words" are controversial plots. I have never imagined that if the directors of the Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit series were not PJs, would Middle-earth on the big screen be different; there are still many directors I love, but I can’t imagine that there is no PJ team and no Middle-earth of the weta team.
At the end of the premiere, the little brother sitting next to me was urged to leave by his friend, saying that there were no easter eggs at the end of the film and he didn't need to wait; "But I'm willing to wait", he calmly replied. This kind of gratitude that overflows while waiting for the credits at the end of the film is really hard to express in words.
Similarly, I will not say that there will be no Middle-Earth after the Five Armies. There are more than ten books waiting for me to read in the family. The Gateway of Sindarin has not had time to study hard, although reason tells me that it will not be short in the future. For a period of time, these images may have been the only screen display in the old world, but for me, Middle-earth has never been a legend. It is more realistic and present, and its significance lies not only in the beautiful display of the screen. It'll never fade away.
But to be honest, after the Five Armies, I was so calm that I almost doubted my self-cultivation as a fan. Of course, the battle scene is very burning. At the very moment, the elves jumped out and fought side by side with the dwarves. I personally think that the narration and editing of the entire plot is not as good as AUJ, but it is much better than DOS. The final ending is also satisfactory. My greatest expectation. From start to finish, I watched it without any slack in my spirit, and I just felt that the mixed feelings were agitated and I couldn't say a word.
——But in other words, it is more my own "farewell" emotions than the feelings of the movie itself that poke my tears. This is different from TTT, ROTK's kidney deficiencies, lighting the beacon, and pre-war speeches. It makes me feel that the deep power of the entire movie is still lacking. The second half of "The Meaning of Love" is almost as inexplicable as the "Speech of Love" by Annie in Interstellar. No, in fact, the whole second half is "The one we love dies in front of ourselves, and we have to avenge it". ..? The style dropped instantly, PJ Juju.
Well, of course, it's more about me being too weird...
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Let's get to the point, let's talk about the viewing hardware first. The trilogy brushes IMAX, all the way is licking, and the attitude of AUJ and DOS is the same, I don’t recommend watching the small screen with IMAX.
** I went to brush HFR+IMAX today. The first time I saw HFR, I felt that the whole picture quality was completely different. It is difficult for me to describe whether it is good or not: because the details are obviously more delicate, but many of the pictures are almost distorted, which obviously gives a sense of computer production. The dizziness didn’t show up on me, so I felt a little tired, but considering that I watched a 12-hour movie yesterday...
and after being molested by PJ for so many times, I don’t have a long memory. I was slapped in the face again. Trailers and feature films are not the same thing at all, at least many of the plots that I was worried about before have turned out to be editing games. It must be fun to tease an audience like me who is so cooperative. QAQ...
Then just talk about the impression... I won't write a complete spoiler this time, so write it wherever you think.
From the perspective of an ordinary movie viewer, I would think that the Five Armies did a pretty good job. The story is rounded, with climax and plain, the PK drama is full of weight, and the rhythm is good. Many people who watched the show before said that the "family feeling" is very strong, I can only say that it is really like this... The dragon was killed in the first ten minutes, and the original story that follows only provides a big framework; for me this The acceptance of brain supplements for this time is still very high. In the end, although everyone's bento received a bit more deviation, it was... not bad.
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The appearance of Ironfoot Dyne is super surprise! The appearance and the tone of speech are almost laughed from beginning to end. The 23333 reinforcement armor that rides on the battle hog lives up to the name of the iron hills, it's just a tin can!
Alfred the Weasel is also great. 2333 As a minister, the realm of cheapness is far from comparable.
The dwarves who survived the film stand in a row as usual to say goodbye to Bilbo. The same majestic group photo has appeared so many times, only this time the sons of Durin will never appear again. When the resource comes out, I cut a picture and put it together, I think I will be abused. QAQQQ Xiaoyeye is
picturesque! ! ! I really admire OB at this point. With such a light posture and movements, I can't imagine how he practiced it.
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dad is a good dad! Not to mention Wang Xiang, the movie is full of his anxiety about the three children and the small universe that broke out when the children are in danger. In the beginning, the scene of using bain as an arrow support and sight, and easily assembling bowstrings on the ruins of the tower to kill Smaug was so cool! At that time, there was thunderous applause from the audience... By the way, today was the movie with the best live atmosphere I have ever seen.
Oh, but, it is the eternal truth that the villain died because of a lot of words...
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King Se is so beautiful and unprincipled, it is not an exaggeration. Photographers and stylists will add chicken legs for a lifetime! In the military tent, pouring alcohol and smiling wantonly, my friends and I choked on the spot and just wanted to kneel down. Believe me! ! What a violation of the basic laws of the universe! ! Except for Fenghua, I can’t think of adjectives for the illiterate, okay! ! !
The army of elves is getting more and more praise, and the local tyrants in the dense forest are very handsome in their postures and movements. Bad time to make way for the King and uniform fine-tune the movement of obsessive-compulsive disorder will look addictive ah ~ XDDDD
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leather thin classic children playing conkers really is very good at ... associate head very good thing! You can rest while stinging!
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This line of the Baidaohui can be regarded as quite unsatisfactory for me: I originally hoped that several lines could not run side by side like the Lord of the Rings (after all, the main mission is the Five Armies). But the current impression given to me is that deleting the Baidaohui line has no effect on the overall viewing, and the structural integrity may be improved. A group of people ran to rescue the tofu and fought a big fight; Mrs. Light Nenya's madness broke out, but she was not bewitched by the one ring, but simply repelled the big eye power that was dormant in Dol Guldur (presumably echoing with Fotor. .. Then I'm distracted by the plot here, I haven't figured it out too much). What is the purpose of this scene, can anyone explain it to me? ... Lao Sa's "Leave Sauron to me" left a trace of hidden dangers, but since then, the line of Suo Dayan has never been mentioned again: What does Lao Sa plan to do? Where is the big eye? I always feel that the non-original party viewers will only complain about "what the hell is going on"... In
short, I am only licking the lord anyway... lick! Lord commander! The sunset is red, you won't even be too!
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Another dissatisfaction lies in the excessive dragon syndrome. Those who know that the Durin clan will be tempted by gold, watching DOS may automatically bring Thorin's performance into the dragon syndrome in the second half; but when I think about it, in fact, Thorin's performance at that stage is very normal, and the Great Seal can’t do it. To be taken by outsiders in a hurry? The nonsense is of course anxious... In other words, the entire change in Thorin's mentality is only a small part before the Five Armies.
In the first two parts, the stubborn, rude, unreasonable, and wise king of dwarves has been greatly beautified, wise, and able to listen to suggestions. It can be said that dried tofu means "he's the more reasonable one". There is nothing wrong with it. Such an image, in just a few days, was bewildered by gold to the point of perfidy and letting his fellow clan die? His grandpa’s dragon syndrome is not so exaggerated—otherwise his prestige can be so high? I feel that this is a kind of helpless force. If it doesn't become like that, the plot can't go on... But considering this role alone, the illogical is quite obvious...
But then again, this section of RA's interpretation really can't be better, the light in RA's eyes can speak! The interpretation of changes in manners and behaviors is super in place.
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love triangle... Early in the morning, Kili and Ms. Tao picked up their minds, and finally explained them completely. It was nothing more than: the man died early and his wife was discouraged and no longer believed in love. The son lost early maternal love; the son and one. The girl who was in the wrong house had a close relationship with each other, and the girl fell in love with another foreigner; the man’s heart tormented by the deceased wife laughed at all love in the world, and he didn’t want his son to be hurt and planned to separate the two, but the son and Laozi turned to accompany the girl. I ran away from home and had various quarrels during the period. The result was that the foreigner died of terrible death. The girl was sad and the son was also sad. Lao Tzu evoked the pain of the past and finally revealed his true feelings. Finally, he suggested that the son said, "If a man doesn't want to indulge in the pain, he should go to ling. (mi) thing (xin) industry (huan)." Let’s start an A/L story...
Okay, to be honest, apart from being a bit vulgar, it’s not too bad... Compared to the hurried year that followed, this kind of love scene is much more normal. ... Moreover, it’s rare to follow all the way this time, the acceptance is unexpectedly high, and there are almost no sections that make me turn my head and cannot bear to look straight...
But in the plot of the Five Army, I only feel this relationship The play dragged down the whole movie. Although the connection was not as rigid as DOS, the second half of the episode was almost entirely switched to the two single lines Thorin and Love Triangle. The length is a bit too long, it will give me a kind of plot that is not enough. Poke, or the feeling of not being shocking enough. Not to mention the "what is love" behind, oh my god, so what the hell is this? It's a drama, okay...!
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When it comes to this, I will mention the king again. AUJ, DOS, BoFA, three movies I almost think that PJ has created three kings: the noble and cold, the wayward, cold and unreasonable, and the snake essence... I think it is in the Five Armies. King Snake Disease:
A elven king who has experienced the last alliance, is unwilling to fight for the dwarves, and adheres to the principle of snow in front of his house, will he send out his army and fight for a Lasgalen green leaf necklace (by the way, it is white)? In the original book, he is the master and pie.
After realizing that the current situation is grim and choosing to join the war with the dwarves and the human alliance, will he withdraw half of the fight because of serious casualties? Let’s not say that this kind of retreat is unreasonable because I don’t understand military... His help was not out of kindness, but obviously out of an analysis of the current situation. He knew that there was still a wave of troops approaching in ORC, and as a result, he temporarily retreated. What good does the Dwarf Alliance can't stop it for the dense forest?
Then anyway, those "what are you making love, do you have the courage to die?" "love hurts because it's real"... Forget it, I don't intend to understand. In
general, such Thranduil, his The image appears to be diverse and facial. With so many weird settings (not to mention the lasgalen necklace, the setting of getting a wife to die in gundabad also adds the old-fashioned non-discussing attributes, what do these mean?), I think Felipa and the others have used Thranduil. A character with few settings in the original book serves as a wall tile for the plot. Where do I need to make up... Okay, I made it too much... But this is basically what I feel when I look at Thranduil. The main reason for the violation was
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looked at it, I observed the map setting of the Five Armies this time. According to the movie, it seems that
* the first wave of attacks drilled through the southeast ridge of Gushan, and the soldiers were divided into two groups. They directly crossed the coalition forces all the way to the west, and went all the way to the valley city, forcing some of the coalition forces to retreat to the valley city & to the south of Gushan. The connection between the main battlefield in the side basin area and River Valley City is severed;
* The second wave of attacks descends from Gundaba Mountain and crosses the solitary mountain. If you don’t guess wrong on the south side, it’s ravenhill.
But here comes the problem... The first wave of the army led by Azog comes from Dol Guldur. , Go around to the south side of Gushan, and then make me feel familiar with the ground burrowing worm tunneling? Even if the plains are barren and there are few people, the location of their holes should be discovered by the iron-footed Dain!
It is also strange that Azog is directly under the command of Ravenhill. . In the original work, this lookout was a position guarded by the elves. Orcs attacked ravenhill by walking down the path south from Gundabad and over the lone mountain. The god Azog occupied this observatory without knowing it. I can't figure out its logic at all...
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end, Beorn appeared and didn't show his supernatural powers, so sad! It's sad that King Seus didn't insert Octrist in Thorin's grave! Fili is so dead that you can’t even see the body, so sad QAQQQQQQ, and the Uber brand Eagle King is always so sharp...The
ending is finally a dream come true, PJ, you promised the six-screening, we are waiting~~~ ~
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Three brushes and four brushes:
PJ still didn’t catch orz... PJ’s daughter saw it in the crowd in Long Lake Town at the beginning, and blamed Katie Jackson for being too recognizable. Degree, even my severe face blindness can be recognized...
confirmed that Kili’s opening sentence should be consistent with the analysis provided by Fastow (see: https://dwarrowscholar.wordpress.com/2014 /12/11/tbotfa-spoiler-love-is-all-you-need/ ). That dwarf language sounds a bit like "I'm glad we met"... I didn’t think of the dwarf language the first two times. I just thought Ms. Tao pretended not to understand (so is it pretending to be I don't understand...)
I only recognized a short "en-vinyanta" of the few spells that the brown robe said, which is the same as the spell used to rescue the little hedgehog Sebastian in AUJ. What exactly is it, I hope elendilion can produce an analysis draft this time...
The things sent by the Elf Relief Team are clearly the same as the things the dwarves ate in Rivendell, hahahahaha! And I have been staring at the bag of flour... I don't know if the wizard text on it is something like "extra refined wheat flour" 23333, wait for the screenshots on Blu-ray!
When the people of Changhu Town entered the old Dale City, the background music was a varied lake town theme, which was particularly moving. My favorite background music theme for 2+3 this time is Changhu Town’s, I never tire of listening; secondly, Tauriel theme (although I don’t want to admit it...the lyrics are a bit too thunderous).
In the original plot of Thorin's delivery of Mithril Armor, the four brushes were a bit of conspiracy theories by me... After Thorin delivered the things, he immediately pulled Bilbo away and said that someone had betrayed him; does this act represent him at this time? Doesn't trust any dwarf around him, even with a little bit of intimacy? (Although it is ridiculous to use mihril to win people's hearts, it's just saying that) So here Thorin trusts Bilbo alone, isn't it because he alone can't seize power?
Does dry tofu see the "surprise" characteristics of Hobbits from the way Bilbo handles the heart of the mountain, so that in LOTR, the hobbits are "maybe soft as butter, or hard as old trees" "Root", may have the power to resist the Lord of the Rings?
When Bilbo and his uncle confronted, Bud looked particularly worried, but King Se was just like watching the show with an expression 233333. For some reason, he suddenly thought of "looking at people like people looking at sheep"... portraying this indifference. , Does the mentality of not joining the WTO portray the intention of the elves as the longevity species for the screenwriter? But for some reason, I always feel that it's still a little bit worse...
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