The mountain has no edges, and the world is in harmony. Honey, let's get married again...

Everett 2022-03-21 09:01:13

It all starts with the poster that reverses the future.



The first time I saw this poster, it was actually a bit strange. Wolverine and Wolverine actually occupy the most central position. Two generations of professors and Magneto are squeezed to the sides. The cousin and Uncle Hugh are no better than Ian and Patrick. The two jazz, the poster is so typeset, it is estimated that it is still based on the movie scene.



Uncle Wolf has so many scenes?




Let's take a look at the existence of Uncle Wolf in a few games.



The Pentagon rescued Magneto, and Kuaiyin controlled the field. Uncle Wolf beat two security guards.
The Paris Peace Conference blocks the demon girl, and Wolverine drops the connection midway.
Wolverine dropped during the Battle of Washington.



Uncle Wolf, do you play more than Fan Bingbing?




It's really not good in the play, but from the perspective of roles, the magic girl and Wolverine are indeed very important, connecting the two generations of Professor X and Magneto respectively. Don’t talk about the magic girl, Xiao Wan and the little professor are like grabbing the custody of their daughters. Uncle Wolf is already very tired from struggling between the two men of Professor and Lao Wan in the Fork Man trilogy. Marriage mediation should be done for Xiao Wan and Xiao Professor.





Little Professor: Magneto, you're a bad guy! You divorced me!

Xiaowan: You are the one who wants the divorce!

Little Professor: You divorced me! You still snatched the custody of my girl! You robbed her, you still don't treat her well! You shameless! Magneto you are not human!

Xiaowan: ......Daughter-in-law, do you play chess?


Little Professor: Get out! ! !

Uncle Wolf: Oh wipe my Emmand alloy wolf eyes... Oh no, I don't have any alloys... Oh wipe my wolf eyes... If




there is no business, there will be no killing. Be kind to wild animals, start with me.




And so many people grabbing Xiao Wan to pinch the second scum, I was shocked, are you all seeing the fork man for the first time?



Let's take a brief look at Comrade Magneto Wang's (jia) and (bao) and (xing) and (wei) in these years.



In the first part of Xmen in 2000, Professor Zhu wanted to use his main brain to find someone. He poisoned the main brain one step earlier and directly put Professor Zhu down. The professor was lying unconscious in the intensive care unit with electrodes on his head.



In the second part of Xmen, Lao Wan told Stryker everything, which directly led to the capture of Professor Chu, who was used as a weapon in an attempt to destroy all mutants. After working with Xmen to find the imprisoned Professor Cha, Lao Wan not only failed to save him, but instead wanted to use him to destroy all normal humans. In the end, he threw Professor Cha in the depths of the base to fend for himself.



In the third part of Xmen, Phoenix's ability is out of control. When Professor Interjected tried to convince Phoenix, Lao Wan had been working against him. All sorts of fanning was not a big deal to watch the excitement. In the end, Phoenix went violently, Professor Interfering was molecularized and he was truly dead. a • rub • gray • are • not • left



Xmen prequel, it is often said fork male love, the small universal coin wore Shaw's mind, this time consciousness Shaw and small professor also linked with the small professor that miserable Calling is simply heartbreaking. Then Xiaowan made a mistake on the beach, and abolished the little professor's leg. Well, this can't be regarded as Xiao Wan's fault strictly speaking, after all, he doesn't have eyes behind his back. But this time the little professor fell into Xiao Wan's arms with watery blue eyes and said, Erik, it's your fault. Xiao Wan, stop struggling, go home and kneel on the washboard.



Compared with the previous works of the old Wan Xiaowan, in the DOFP, Xiao Wan had a fight with the young professor on the plane (and then reconciled), and used the stadium to smash the young professor (he might still I don’t know where the little professor is). Where is the scum, it's simply a lost way, the prodigal son turned his head and found it in his conscience. Although Xiaowan’s lost knowledge depends on his handsome sister Ruiwen (the sentence [He is all yours,Charles] is great! Sister Ruiwen gives you thirty-two likes! You don’t know how much I worked hard to not be here I got up like a crazy yooooooo in the theater!) And later Xiao Wanshuang (?) ran away, but he didn't wear a helmet when he ran. The little professor just wanted to be happy and used his main brain to locate Xiao Wan every minute. Then he stripped him off and danced a hula all the way back to Westchester.



In fact, can you tell the truth at the time that a small almighty can't run? If Xiao Wan doesn't run away, the little professor will accept him again happily, and turn around to apologize to others. Hey, I'm sorry, it is troublesome for you if our family is not fastened. This scene is so familiar, you are too old and his mount, so good and bad things are done by your family, singing, this is, don’t you treat people as monkeys, Xiao Wan really has to run , Can't run without running.




But it’s not right when I look at it. Xiao Wan is running away from the wild. It’s clearly [Daughter-in-law, I’m out of hiding because of the tight wind recently, you leave me a door at night oh hey ☆] Oh rub me Eyes... It




's even more ridiculous to say that the old scum, the old group was completely blinded. The DOFP timeline should be after the third part of Fork Man. In the third part of Fork Man, although Lao Wan had been putting fuel on the fire and prosecuting the professor before, after the Phoenix’s ability to run away from the professor, Lao Wan was completely wiped out. No one is right. A miscellaneous fish laughed at the professor who had lost his life over and over, just in case he slapped his face and declared it.




Charles is a great man, and Lao Wan announced that no one can fucking speak ill of Charles, no one can.




Then, in the third part of Forkman, DOFP is so sweet that it is so sweet that Lao Wan and Professor Cha are fighting side by side, at least from the perspective of Lao Wan, not only to protect the future of the mutants, but also to protect you. Once there was such a person in front of me, I did not cherish it, until I lost him, I couldn’t regret it. The most painful thing in life is nothing more than this. If God gives me another chance, I will spare my life and protect him well. . For you alone, against thousands of sentries, guarding the gate for you, guarding the gate with all my strength and all the metal, I lost you once, I can't lose you a second time, I can hold your hand again, it’s already God's favor for me. Lingering and afflicted, deep in love, how can the blood-stained paintings touch a hair on your head (shut up





Ah, when it comes to the timeline, I can’t help but vomit, the Fork Man trilogy, the Fork Man prequel, and the two Wolverine. The timeline is really messy, inserting the male trilogy into the professor [crossed out] with a shy face. [Crossed out] It is said that he met Lao Wan at the age of seventeen. However, in his first love, Professor Chu met the magic girl in 1944 and met Lao Wan in 1962. Eighteen years have passed. There is also the white queen in the first love of the fork man. Professor Xiao Wanxiao is as tender as green onions. The white queen is already very charming. In Wolverine, the hair of the professor is lost. The white queen is still a child. No wonder DOFP. The White Queen was killed, and the BUG was smashed.




In addition to the bugs on the timeline, there are countless faults in the plot. For example, at the beginning of the third part of Fork Man, Professor Jianbu Rufei and Lao Wan [cross] Sweet and sweet [cross] to watch the child together, but I didn’t see his telepathic ability. What's wrong, it turns out to be a dilemma when it comes to DOFP. The life of the professor is really too difficult...




From the plot point of view, the biggest purpose of the DOFP movie is to restart the Forkman series, just like the meteorite of [祥瑞御任] Just like the pits, all the pits are simply and rudely filled with a squawk, OK, okay, don't watch it, go back to each house and find each mother, wait for the new film.




DOFP canceled all the plots of the Fork Man trilogy in one stroke. What will happen to the Fork Man in the future? Will Phoenix still lose control of his ability? Will Cyclops meet his brother? Uncle Wolf’s alloy wolf eyes, I mean, can alloy claws come back? Will Little Naughty and Iceman have a good ending? Will Mengwazi Kuaiyin join the X-Men? Will his sister Scarlet Witch appear? Will Magneto and Professor Cha still get a divorce? In the history of the series of crosses, in fact, it has always been the process of inserting professors and old Wanda (jie) to (hun) and (li) to (hun), throwing prisons, breaking up, and grabbing children. However, this seems to be the last issue that seems obvious. , Is also a mystery.




You see, for so many years, the Cuban nuclear bomb crisis has been entangled, the Paris peace conference has been rioted, the Statue of Liberty has been broken, the stadium has been broken, and the Golden Gate Bridge has been demolished. There is no more sadness and misfortune. Now, everything is brand new.





Honey, let's remarry.

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X-Men: Days of Future Past quotes

  • Charles Xavier: [to Raven/Mystique] I'm going to keep you safe. I'm going to keep you out of their hands.

    [Erik uses his power to draw a gun to his hand which he aims at Raven]

    Raven: Erik?

    Charles Xavier: Erik... what are you doing?

    Erik Lehnsherr: Securing our future. Forgive me, Mystique. As long as you're out there, we'll never be safe.

    Hank McCoy: Erik...

    Raven: Use your power, Charles. Stop him.

    Charles Xavier: I...

    Raven: He can't.

    [She flees. Hank dives at Erik causing him to release the gun, but he uses his powers to pull the trigger anyway. She leaps out the window, but Erik curves the bullet's trajectory to hit her in the right calf, embedding it there]

  • Logan: Whatever happens from now, promise me one thing. Storm, Scott, Jean... you'll look out for these names and protect them.

    Charles Xavier: I'll do my best, Logan.