As soon as the film came up, it was a five-minute commercial in the cinema. I go! The audience is also a good cut with tolerance limits! ! Finally, when the crowd couldn't help but still drink bottles on the screen, the film officially began. The professor's deep voice told about the history and social background. A group of mutants who had nothing to fight against the world lived peacefully, and then Tyrion fled for his father-killing in King's Landing. At this point, seeing that he was so miserable and this group of mutants was actually alive and well, so angry from the heart, evil to the courage, began to develop the sesame seed robot. Then the mutants in the future were basically slaughtered. Finally, a person who is said to be a little mischievous person turned the soil and showed a sign of a fork man (anyway, the poor road has been patrolling the ground all day and has not picked up a lot of money). Then there is something like a mysterious and mysterious gene chain. This is a metaphor, indicating that the appearance of mutants is related to gene locks, and roughly how many levels of mutants correspond to gene locks.
The beginning of the film talked about the solo show of Fan Ye who played a bottle of soy sauce in Iron Man 3 in the previous episode. He vowed to take the soy sauce as a supporting role. Various gods move and assist them, but no matter how they formed a group of pig teammates, facing the opposing squeezing rhythm, the Phantom Cat decided to bring a wave of rhythms, and opened the teleporting scroll to steal the opponent’s spring water. Left a bunch of sesame seeds crying without tears, is this cheating, director? director! ? In addition, Alan is becoming more and more feminine, and itchy to watch, but there is a problem with the girl's orientation, what can I do! But fortunately, it is not cheap for others.
In order to direct the ambition of opening up the Chinese market, the surviving mutant decided to open the temporary meeting place in a mountain temple in a certain place in China (it looks like it is indeed a mountain temple. Judging from a few panoramic views, its location is really far from the world. No ground. No way out to connect to the outside). The leaders who came to this meeting included Storm Girl, Uncle Wolf, Professor, Lao Wan, and some Soy Sauce. Phantom Cat gave a report on "Several Current Strategies to Deal with Biscuits" at the meeting. The leaders at the meeting spoke highly of this and gave important instructions. The professor thinks that in the current trend, crossing is what people want, and we have to keep up with the trend. Can we wear it until fifty years ago? So Uncle Wolf recommended himself a pillow seat, no matter what kind of abuse you do to my body, I will smile slightly and never smoke.
Returning to fifty years ago, Uncle Wolf quickly found his young professor and said, "Sao Nian, don’t you have a haircut? I have worn this hair for decades." But he is experiencing the double blow of career and love. The professor is working on scar literary creation, and when he heard this, he became annoyed. I am going to find you and post what you said. Now I will return it to you as it is, F*U*C*K OFF. Uncle Wolf was very depressed, thinking that I was talking about GO F*U*C*K YOURSELF back then, do you know what it means to be intact? But if he wanted to ask others, he had no choice but to speak badly and know the reason. The professor had no feelings for the old man, so he borrowed the donkey to save the old lover in the name of changing the destiny of the future. But in total, one ability is completely lost, soy sauce is unqualified, one is a logistic support, and the other is a meat shield fighter. To break into the Pentagon is basically a lantern in a pit. Uncle Wolf frowned and said, "I have General Pan Feng, but I can kill Huaxiong!" He recommended a special talent to the professor. One more sentence, Lao Mei actually locked Lao Wan under the Pentagon. I went there! It is like putting an extremely dangerous criminal in Zhongnanhai. I know it’s full of sand and concrete, it’s not good for old abilities, but you really didn’t think about the situation in case? Lao Mei is very confident and it is absolutely proper. Then they were slapped in the face!
In this episode, it is Kuaiyin who is responsible for selling cuteness. It is really a professional talent. The rescue process is not shown. It just said that Lao Wan came out of the elevator and ran into the old lover. Lao Wan said that he was very hurt and said that the last thing I want to see is you. Why? Because the most painful thing after breaking up is to find yourself in deep water, and you don't want your old lover to see her embarrassed. The professor angrily rebuked the scumbag's crimes, and the old man knew he was wrong and kept silent. I just want to wait for the professor to vent his frustrated anger and then grind hard to save his heart. Unexpectedly, until the plane, the professor was still in a cold war. In case he saw that the original plan didn't work, he started another plan. The wicked complained, the thief shouted to catch the thief, and you yelled at the professor that you abandoned us. When those of us died, you were mixing oil with the beast's honey, and you actually said that I was sad. After all, the professor is of the Notre Dame department, and I feel a little guilty when I hear this. But he completely forgot the reason for the quarrel with Lao Wan. It was Lao Wan that everyone broke up before he broke up. Okay. Now that we have broken up, whether your company is dead or bankrupt has something to do with me? The professor completely ignored the scumbag's previous crimes, and he was upset when he heard that the old lover was so miserable. Uncle Wolf, who has been on the sidelines, is insightful, so he said to Lao Wan, it turns out that you have always been a scumbag! Lao Wan said he was surprised. Isn't it possible that we are not good friends in the future based on brother's charm? Uncle Wolf smiled contemptuously, the father is a straight man, you are a bitch! Magneto has a grudge in his heart, and secretly said, this son cannot be left!
The group of four rushed to Paris with the intent to stop Ruiwen. It is true that the one who wins Ruiwen wins the world. Speaking of this, I need to add another sentence. This is almost the same as saving the cheerleader in the hero and saving the world. Director, is it okay for you to pay tribute to the hero? Speaking of the poor road until the end, I didn’t understand why the magic shape girl’s ability to transform is the key. I feel that the teleport of the dead red devil is not more against the sky. Since the sesame seed can learn all kinds of abilities, why not learn a teleport and kill it directly. Isn't it beautiful for mutant people to achieve the title of "Black Flash"? Or grab fast silver directly, this ability is also very good, basically it is the rhythm of direct seconds! Back to the topic, the three people plan to stop Ruiwen and take him home, but Lao Wan discovers a frightening fact that the professor cares about Ruiwen more than himself, so he secretly plans to make a decision for the future mutant. For the overall benefit, Ruiwen must die! That's it, as for you, believe it or not, I believe it anyway! So Lao Wan started the whole movie for the first time, killing Ruiwen in full view!
Lao Wan: Card! director! I have something to say! It’s my feet. With my brother’s IQ, it’s impossible to make such a breakthrough in the low IQ line! We can totally change to a more normal way, such as secretly assassinating Tyrion, and then letting Riwen pretend that he makes a statement that he wants to change his mind and re-behave. How good is it?
Director: You can solve the problem of watching the audience so easily! The audience wants big scenes, big productions, big special effects, and they must be worthy of their own fares! People like you who don't know the positioning of blockbuster movies are so rough and good!
Forced and helpless, Lao Wan could only engage in fierce hand-to-hand combat with the beasts in the eyes of the public, for the onlookers to take pictures. The professor who just got back together broke up with Lao Wan again. Uncle Wolf offered a plan and said that the plan for the present can only fall on the professor's ability and directly find Ruiwen through telepathy. However, the professor who is frustrated again is forced by all kinds of hardships, saying that he is no longer able to do so. How to make a hard-pressed person regain his confidence? Just find someone who is harder! So Uncle Wolf began to show up and say, are you a hairy thing? Look at Lao Tzu's! The professor sighed, you hard-working baby! Regain self-confidence from Uncle Wolf.
Besides, Lao Wan fought independently, directly attacking the No. 0 machine of sesame seed cake, don't you think this thing is really good? I'll let you slap your own face later. In the last sentence, Pang Dao thought that Lao Wan was going to secretly manipulate the sesame seed massacre, and then the masses did not trust the government, and at that time they would fan the flames and fish in troubled waters. But Lao Wan went directly into the battle shirtless, directly acting as the MT to pull the hatred, and began to die for the second time!
The dressed-up old Wan Shi Shiran flew to a certain stadium. Uncle Cleaning saw that this little brother was coquettish and frivolous, especially the slanted shoulder cape on his back was even more tickling, so he took the initiative to strike up a conversation, Sao Nian, do you want to come? Lao Wan smiled contemptuously, get rid of it! The face and ostentatious Magneto directly moved the entire stadium to the White House. I have to add another sentence. At first, Pang Dao thought that this stalk was to show the powerful special effects of U.S. imperialism, and it was a flashy project like the Golden Gate Bridge in Cha 3 Miles, but it turned out to be to block the White House. Contact with the outside world! Well, it's a poor leader!
The final battle is divided into the past and the future.
In the future, the sesame seeds that had crashed the game last time will be sent out, flying slowly, slowly, and slowly in the aircraft to the mountain temple! Do you know that Binggui is so fast? Can you fly? Why don't you just fly over? Are you still saving energy? It’s useless, isn’t it? Heroes from all walks of life gather in the mountain temple to show off their supernatural powers and compete for higher and lower levels! But still unavoidable the fate of the imminent group annihilation. Especially Fan Ye, last time he was only inserted by one black and hardened, this time he was directly inserted by three blacks from different angles, different positions, and different directions. You know! Finally, I put a pose with my hands up and I didn't want to let it down for a long time, to show that I have arrived, um, you know!
In the past, Uncle Wolf and the Beast went to stop Lao Wan, and the professor went to Ruiwen. In case I saw that my friends didn't care about me, and when I saw the new friends around the two friends, the former hatred for a while, I immediately forgot the overall interests of the mutants and directly killed the killer. Throw Uncle Wolf S*M directly into the river! A big battle is not shown, just saying that the final director must arrange a happy end, and you must arrange a mutant to destroy the audience at the end and must scold Niang Xipi. So Riven, who had been chasing Tyrion for the first 120 minutes in the film, suddenly changed her position in the last few minutes and rescued Nixon from Old Wan. Nixon was very grateful, and then there was no more. Old Ni can't live for a few days. Just step down!
In the end, it was naturally a happy ending. Uncle Wolf woke up and felt that today was true but yesterday was wrong! The known history has all changed. Uncle Wolf looked at a group of stupid people with an overwhelming sense of superiority in IQ, and couldn't help shouting you know nothing, jon snow in his heart. Really, I have to add another sentence, this segment is too similar to Inception. It’s okay for you to pay tribute, director!
Really, one last sentence, when Lao Wan went to the customer service to retrieve the equipment before the file. Pin Dao saw the dragonfly girl's wings. This was probably the only time Pin Dao saw the mutant being slaughtered and happy in the film. I thought that the person who was the most annoying when watching the first battle back then, whoever is strong, will go with him, turn his face and refuse to recognize him, and kill the comrades who called brothers and brothers not long ago, so this time I see her wings are poor, Bichi, You have today too! ! !
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