En?
Okay back to the topic
Although there have been countless appearances, but after watching the plot, I still can’t bear it! (I'm sorry lz hasn't watched 1, so just relying on this Tucao, Tucao is a kind of entertainment, good for physical and mental health, so the brain-remaining fan and the serious emperor invite Haihan ㄟ (▔, ▔) ㄏ)
What is this? Although I didn’t expect it. The protagonist of the years abused like ice and fire, but what is the rhythm of this Nima??? Is this going back to the innocent post-war inspirational film era? The
whole film feels like talking about dwarf inverse Attack!! There is nothing to enjoy the treatment of Snow White!!! The protagonist and the supporting characters are inexplicably dedicated to guarding them!! The
dwarf is chased by the bear!! Gandalf is coming to the rescue!!! The
dwarf is caught by the big spider, the little The Ring of Peanuts turned into a rescue field!!! The
dwarf was captured by the elves! Little Peanut continued to save the field!!! (The first time I wore the Ring of Peanuts, I thought I would summon a blessing scroll!!! Do I still have a rescue? = =) The
dwarf was chased by a half-orc! Elf sister paper came to save the field!!! Behind the sister paper there is the wizard handsome pot to give the sister paper rescue field!!! After that, there is a human rescue field!!! The
dwarf was captured by humans!!! Human rescued The unstoppable elves continue to save the field!!!
What is going on with this sense of support?
Probably the former protagonist is always lucky enough to be violent, but this time, it is not the real male protagonist who is blessed by the protagonist God, but all this large group! A whole group! ! Uncle dwarf with a messy long, messy personality, and messy IQ! ! The barrel escape is nothing short of Disney! ! ! There are always people coming to rescue in times of crisis, and they are always a little bit close but unharmed! (The boss of Nima, the gold has melted into water. You sit on an iron dustpan and go down and drift your ass. Doesn’t matter!! Is the dwarf such a heaven-defying physique? Your ancestors are Indians??) Also There is that, the only handsome dwarf guy kili who is injured. This appearance is unscientific in dwarves. The setting of being injured is to cause a girl to save you, although I can see that your role is to sell cute costumes. The girl is in the Nightingale complex during the spring season, but shouldn’t the whole process be so Qiongyao and Mary Sue? ? I never thought that the joke like an arrow in the knee would really appear in this kind of movie. I am in a complicated mood, okay! ! ! But having said that, a large group of you dwarves harp and make a whole film as hairy. I don't even know who you are or even a few of them in total, dear? ? ?
There are also villains, please beg this kind of mother-in-law talking about villains that can only be seen in the museum, okay! ! ! Before the spider can eat people, talk about it! ! The Elf King is okay and has to have a party! ! You caught a dwarf, not a Tang monk, dear! ! And speaking of elves! Does the image of the elves still exist? ? The elves who were so immortal in my eyes originally! ! Even if he is a pervert, he is also a more beautiful and fairy elf king than others, okay! ! ! Why do you feel like cosplay all over your body? ? Director Although your rough uncle has a good affinity with dwarves, you should also consider racial attributes, okay? ? In view of the fact that many people say that the elven baba grows well, I will not go deep into complaining about it.
In the end, although I haven't read the boss, I haven't read the original. I personally think that the villain is actually the dwarf king, but what happened to the dragon that came out in the end?
As the finale and the owner of the pit, could it be that the mountain house has been so excited to meet a living thing for too long, right? ? ? What is the sense of Obasan who is self-satisfied and self-satisfied, who despise and hate while hating iron and steel, and desperately wanting others to value himself, and who loves flattery? ? ? ?
Also, the sturdy dwarves who transformed into immortal protagonists, cats and mice have been busy working for a long time with golden water trying to scald the fire-breathing dragon. Have your IQ been kicked by a donkey? ?
In the end, Aunt Long was refined into a local tyrant and decided to fly to the streets to curse. No, it was Tucheng's revenge. . Little Peanut stared at Aunt Long's back with a sad look. I instantly felt that he was thinking of fucking this unreliable script who wrote this script? ? ?
The result then. . .
It's very timely. . . . . .
Subtitles appeared. . . . (⊙_⊙). . . .
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