"The Hobbit 2", kill the dragon now!

Jeffry 2022-03-21 09:01:07



"After the Battle of the Five Armies, I am afraid that there will be no more epics."


I am good at few entertainment projects, and my classmates know that I am good at movies, so I was invited to watch "The Hobbit 2".

After a tiring day, fill up your stomach after get off work. Little two! Here are twenty catties of beef and mutton, and the good daughter is red on ten altars.

Then I can't watch the movie.


As a well-known fan-oriented movie, just a section of "Concerning Hobbits" when the title of the film appeared was worth the price for me.

Although I didn't spend money...

not to mention the image quality, the 3D effect didn't say, the audience next to me avoiding the camera is more agile than the elves.

The monster in the dark dense forest really shocked me, and the hiding under Thranduil's dazzling appearance was even more shocking.


At the beginning of the chapter, Xiaode went home, the half-orcs chased him down, went to the Battle of Wine Barrel, and entered the Gushan through Changhu Town.

Although the dragon talked a little more, it turned into a golden body and flew high, but it made everyone shut their mouths.

Some people say that the plot is more compact than the first one, and some say it’s too bad and not as good as the first one.

I just want to say that even the darkness is given a concrete image for the first time.

Whenever that pair of elves participated in the battle, the viewing degree directly doubled. After a set of fights, it must be smooth and flowing, and the people who watched it were in a good mood.

The Thirteen Dwarves are different from well-trained elves, they are more like throwing knives with darts hitting the target. With the barrels on the body and the dual weapons in hand, the combat effectiveness has been improved by several grades, and the funny ability has also increased step by step.

The hobbit, who is small but always surrounded by the protagonist's halo, not only gained courage in the second film, but also learned to conceal it. Not only did he fully control the sneak, but he also reached the master level in unlocking.

In contrast, the half-orcs who can only play with sticks and open their mouths to squirt, are savage, rude and bulky, but have a large number of kills but zero enemies, which fully reflects the unity and perseverance of the other party, bravery and tenacity.


It's not that I am rich in Lenovo, but as a Yamaguchi mountain player for nine years, there are indeed too many slots in the current movies.

One is the orangutan of Stranglethorn vs. the tauren of Thunder Bluff.

One is that Ice Law has ascended the Frozen Throne. Ice rings, ice spears, blizzards, and elemental giants all appear in the film. In the end, even the magician's ultimate move is not immune to the ice barrier.

This one is even more wicked.

The name is like Lakeside Town, and it looks like Long Lake Town in Gilneas. Druid and Wolves, Arcane Explosion and Holy Nova, dual wielding violent battles, elf hunters and dwarf thief, the big anvil of Ironforge, and finally, Deathwing has appeared.

Not only the scene flying from the lonely mountain can be indistinguishably connected with the opening CG of CTM, but even the lines correspond before and after.

"My name is the Wings of Death, the Destiny of the World, the Terminator of all things. Unstoppable and irreversible, I am the Cataclysm!"


The Cataclysm CTM is 4.0, which was opened in 2011.

Time flies, when the movie just opened, I said that this piece of music has passed ten years.

Watching 6.0 is coming soon.


When meeting old classmates, there is no shortage of wine and meat, and they also learned a lot of truth in life. I got internal news that the theater at 8 o'clock was not very good, and the film would be darker, so I changed it to 9 o'clock to watch.

I heard it a long time ago that the 48-frame technology studied by Peter the Great has nothing to do with us. After entering the theater, it was confirmed that the original digital copy of 600G was actually only 260G. Of course, this was sprinkled under a series of national conditions combination boxing afterwards.

Under the double impact of 3D glasses and projection equipment, the opening scene of the Prancing Horse Inn directly exposed the DVD quality of what I was watching, coupled with the Chinese dubbing of the bunker, Peter the Great, Peter the Great, you invite the famous British

The money spent by the detective for dubbing the dragon was worthless... but the money for making Ya Dang'er grimacing was still worth it.


In short, all these objective factors are irreversible. The theater in which it is located has no English soundtrack at all, and the 3D dimness is not only present in this theater.

While I suspected that the fat man who passed by chewing carrots at the beginning was the emperor himself, as soon as Gandalf appeared on the scene, other problems no longer distracted me, except for the 3D glasses that kept falling down...

So to sum up, whether it is leaving the scene halfway or falling asleep while watching the movie, it is not the problem of the film itself. Watching a 3D movie in my theater is completely a test. Those who fail to persevere are not determined enough. .

Although the audience was shouting at the end of the film, "This is over!?"


Of course it is over, do you want to go back and watch the CTM opening CG again?


Thranduil, the elf monarch, has eyebrows like flying swords and eyes like morning stars.

The pair of blades behind Legolas was an eye-catching rush all night.

The captain of the red-haired elf, a bright color among the (male) people, the cold night is only because of first sight, and the distant stars will eventually arrive.

The king of the lonely mountain appears as a fable.

Bud's deep-hidden black arrow is ready to go.

The light of Akon gem, the temptation of the Supreme Lord of the Rings.

The greed of the dwarves and the courage of the hobbit.

The dragon came out of the mountain, and the town of Changhu was at stake.

Gandalf's curse resolving words, the light magic finally lost,

Sauron opened his eyes, and the darkness returned.


At the end of the night, the audience shouted in surprise, and I finally waited for the official soundtrack.

Ed's "I See Fire" accompanied the crowd to stand up and turn around, and the audience hurriedly left and no one listened.


After the battle of the Five Armies, I am afraid there will be no more epic.


"Warcraft" movie I don't think it won't make it in 16 years.

I'm talking about 2116.

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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug quotes

  • Smaug: Did you think I did not know this day would come, that a pack of canting dwarves would come crawling back to the Mountain?

  • [gutting an infant spider that touched his ring]

    Bilbo Baggins: MINE!

    [slowly realizes what he has done]