After you, there is no idol

Opal 2022-03-20 09:01:07

In fact, I went for the movie itself, and waited until the domestic premiere with my breath held in my breath. Naturally, I was looking forward to the dubbing of Chao Ye and Volume Fu. Naturally, there were Gandalf and handsome dwarves. Naturally, there were magnificent scenes and soundtracks that could no longer be familiar. , But when I saw our Xiao Lai, I forgot everything else. (You are a nympho, idiot, idiot, just admit it, admit it, admit it, the point is that the nympho is so specific~)

Orlando is getting old. In ten years, he got married, had children, and divorced again, and he has experienced a lot of vicissitudes. I once saw a photo of him holding a child in a friend's entertainment magazine, and it was just an "oh" sound at the time, which couldn't make any waves. In fact, I have always known that what I like has always been not Orlando, but the Elf Prince. When I was fifteen years old, the scene I most often imagined was that I was carrying English words under an ancient tree that went straight into the sky (how hard it is for a child to take the college entrance examination~), and there is a lake like a bright mirror next to it. Then, Xiao Lai from our house walked over from the dark dense forest on the other side. He paused when he passed me. Looking at me, we didn't say much, maybe I just said one thing: take me away! Then he pulled me on the horse and took me away, but I never knew where we were going. Like many stories I have written (including my own stories), there is only a beginning but no end.

Probably to extend the plot, "The Hobbit 2" added Xiao Lai’s emotional scene, his eyes can not leave the female elf Taurier (Dear Peter, have you considered the feelings of the majority of male fans? Have you considered the majority of female fans? ~), well, in fact, Xiao Tao's beauty and wisdom coexist, and I like her a lot, which shows that Xiao Lai's taste in our family is pretty good. But, but, Xiao Tao didn't kill him at all, so she later left Xiao Lai to save the dwarf Kili, let him fight alone, was beaten by a crowd of animals, and was beaten with a nosebleed, dear Xiao Lai. Are you bleeding and crying in your heart? You are obviously taller and handsomer than Kili, isn't it? But even if she likes you, your beautiful and arrogant father won't look down on her. You are destined to have no results, and Later, Xiao Tao was very likely to die bravely. Was it because of this that you later joined the Lord of the Rings Expeditionary Army resolutely? Later, he became a good friend with Jimo Li before he knew it!

Let’s talk about Xiao Tao and Kili again. This kind of cross-racial relationship has always been the favorite of screenwriters, but if it is not used well, it is very likely to become bloody and cause physical discomfort. Before, I always wondered how Xiao Tao could leave the fairy prince not, he would like a Kili who became a prisoner at first meeting (at least he has a good feeling~), and then staged "Just because I looked at you in the crowd, I can’t Forget your face". After thinking about it, it can actually come to a reasonable explanation. Although there are many handsome guys in the elves, all of them have a cold breath (including Xiao Lai), and this is also the most difficult thing for the humble Xiao Tao to let go. For hundreds of years, no outsiders have entered the dark dense forest. Suddenly, 13 dwarves broke into one day (the hobbit wears an invisible ring and they can’t see it), and Kili is the most handsome of the bunch of dwarves, and he is also very humorous. Ah, very bearable. I can also tell you "the outside world is wonderful, the outside world is very helpless". It is not the kind of cold and artificial atmosphere at all. It will make young female elves feel very decisive. I am curious and want to have further contact! Small Lai ah, you have to learn to have an affinity for that, you look so sharp even I think you are a little strange, though you arrows that no one can, but how can such a serious bubble to the sister thing -

an additional speaking about Joseph Master Lan (adult, you are so handsome, will your son be jealous? Well, forget that you are actually younger than him. When Orlando was young, it was amazing. It fully proves that youth is the capital~). It is said that the elven tribes in Middle-earth are divided into three: Rivendell, Rosellorin, and Dark Forest (Black Forest). Their heads correspond to King Elrond, Queen and Lord Thran respectively, and each of them has a ring. In the original work, Lord Thran was not described much, but in the movie, Lord Thran became the one with the worst character among the Elf King. The reason why the elves and the dwarves forged the beams for generations is because Selan refused to help the dwarves when they fought, which led to the fall of the Thorin clan. This gave full play to the elves’ nature of only seeking self-preservation at critical moments, nothing more than Thorin later saw him. I hate it. In fact, King Elrond and Queen also know how to protect themselves, but they will also provide a lot of extremely necessary assistance at critical moments. But don't count on Lord Seran. The look in his eyes, the means, and the aliveness are just like a half-orc. Didn't he also show a hideous face when he roared? Legend has it that the half-orcs were transformed by Sauron who captured some elves and then abused them in various ways. This fully shows that there is only a thin line between the most beautiful and the ugliest.

That being the case, why did the elves later drove them to extinction when they met half-orcs? It is probably because they are already addicted to the dark forces and can no longer extricate themselves, and can no longer transform into beautiful elves. Those elves who were captured back then are probably the eternal pain of the elves. Since everyone can't go back, it's better to see a kill. One. Besides, even if his grandpa’s grandpa’s grandpa’s grandpa is your grandpa’s grandpa’s grandpa’s grandpa, you probably won’t recognize him anymore, especially when he has become ugly and evil. I guess you’ll want to squeeze it when you see it. . But for a long period of time, the elves didn't take the initiative to provoke the orcs, and only waited for them to get to the door of the house before they would throw arrows to drive them away.

After talking for a long time, I didn't talk about the subject-the Hobbit. Back then, I was obsessed with elves, and I always felt that elves were the best and most beautiful race. Now it seems that hobbit talents are actually. When I saw Lord Seran, I suddenly realized that there was no difference between the elves and the orcs, they were just more handsome. Xiao Lai must also have the shadow of Lord Seran, he is still unrelenting when he kills the enemy, his handsome face is only cold and murderous, and he has never laughed. I suddenly can't remember why I liked him back then. Maybe in the Lord of the Rings he would occasionally smile and show some cute expressions. It should be brought to him by the team life in the Lord of the Rings Expeditionary Army. There are hobbits, dwarves, humans, and wizards. Although the journey is difficult and dangerous, there are many laughter and laughter along the way. If you live under the influence of Seran for a long time, I don't know what Xiao Lai will become.

Why is the prequel of The Lord of the Rings the Hobbit, and why must a hobbit to keep the Supreme Lord of the Rings? In fact, Gandalf has made it very obvious. He believes that many great things are often done by the most humble people. Hobbits are shorter than dwarfs. They don't want to take risks. They are incompetent for a long time. They are also the purest and kindest, have the least desires, and are the least likely to be used. And the powerful ability of the Supreme Lord of the Rings does not lie in its destructive power, but in its ability to arouse the primitive evil desires in everyone's heart. Therefore, Gandalf did not dare to take it, King Elrond did not dare to take it, and the Elf Queen did not dare to take it. They were not so much afraid of the Lord of the Rings as they were afraid of themselves. Fortunately, a few Hobbits have fulfilled this great mission after all.

"The Hobbit 2" is over, waiting for the release of the third part, there is another long time. But it's always good to have expectations. Given that he was a diehard fan of the "Lord of the Rings" series, today's "The Hobbit" will be unconditionally five stars no matter what it looks like. Maybe after the trilogy is finished, it will fall into an unstoppable melancholy. After all, Middle-earth has always only existed in distant dreams. Ten years have passed and I am no longer good at fantasy. Under the tree that year, the prince who passed by did not smile, and no one came to take me away, but I had already learned to drive away by myself.

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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug quotes

  • Smaug: Did you think I did not know this day would come, that a pack of canting dwarves would come crawling back to the Mountain?

  • [gutting an infant spider that touched his ring]

    Bilbo Baggins: MINE!

    [slowly realizes what he has done]