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Mae 2022-03-22 09:01:06

1. SMD ads are the rhythm of death!
Due to the rush, I didn't enter the venue two minutes before the screening. Fortunately, I saw only Yili's patch advertisement. Almost dropped the cone in his hand. What kind of trouble! A dairy product, how courage it is to find a sense of presence in such a deadly movie! Because you want to show your face in the feature film, the post advertisement first reminds the audience, "There will be a lot of grains in the movie, keep your eyes open!" What? So big close-up, can you not see it? And... advertising creativity is definitely self-defeating, right? Tony fell into the snow while wearing a battle suit, and then a vigorous male mickey sounded: What should I do if I have no energy? (That’s what I mean anyway) BANG! A round energy pile of iron cans appeared on the screen, and the three characters "Grain! Grains! Many!" were written in the middle. I was shocked, and the first sentence and the first disgusting face were thrown out. By the way, is this patch advertisement universal?
2. I was a little confused at the beginning, it must be that I haven't recovered from the patch advertisement.
After Tony got on the elevator, I realized that I was flashing back! I saw the cave scientist in Steel 1 in the conference of scientists and got excited. Dare to love Tony, you've met someone long ago! ! Then Wang Xueqi (Mama no longer has to worry that I will not read this word and deliberately checked the dictionary!) appeared to have a barrier-free communication between Chinese and English with Tony. Even if the scientists are very good, they can understand many languages, but can you? When communicating, it's a common language, otherwise it's weird! Throwing out the second disgusting face. And, is the background music in the party Blue? But I seemed to have heard Chinese and said that I didn't understand it at all. I could only tell it was Chinese.
3. There are also problems with subtitles, but it does not affect viewing, but I just want to mention it. God is mentioned in a sentence, and the subtitles are given to God again. Can God only be God? Since it is the story of the Women's Federation, and combined with the context of the time, this is clearly the one who plays with the hammer! Turning into a god is better than God! And why does the Avengers want to make a title? Will it still be a movie or a comic in the setting of Gang 3? It exists in that setting. What does the title number mean? Gaddafi bin Laden is fine if he doesn't turn it out, and the Mandarin adult will be able to bear it if he turns it into a mandalin, but please turn it out all of the long sentence that introduced the Mandarin adult! So a few little disgusted faces flew out.
4. Lao Jia, you speak Chinese nasty shit!
It's not that the pronunciation is not standard, the pronunciation and its standard, the words are round! But I really can't help Old Jia speak Chinese. Genbu is not a sound system at all! If you think about letting the bubble speak Chinese, I might be yelling, but who is it who calls Stark Stark? It’s definitely not the old Jia! ! Before Guo Juxia and Lao Jia called, the celestial primary school students who were on TV excitedly lifted into the air in the countdown tin can, still full of a sense of disobedience.
5. Fan Ye turned left and went out without sending it.
It's the finishing touch in Taiji, but it's a burden to run here. I can't see the meaning of existence at all. Is there any basic common sense for makeup surgery? The sense of violation is overwhelming! Here ushered in the uniform and unified different expressions of "fuck" with accents. It must be that this period of time is too long, in order to ensure the length of the film, I have to cut off the easter eggs! Super resentment! Also! ! I! ! Big! ! division! ! learn! ! Group! ! I hope that this thankless soy sauce will not appear in the future, but as the number of co-productions increases, I feel panic!


The above is a complaint about the special edition of Heavenly Dynasty.
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Next, in order not to be spoiled, I decided not to mention the main line and talk about the corners.
You bought your pants, gowns, and trousers (this unlucky name) at the same store as Lu Chuan, right?
Harpy’s big back is so stupid, how much did Downton Abbey cost? Downton is a laugh absolutely, but it seems that I am the only one laughing in the audience.
Gapierce's abnormal love can immediately remind me of Sam Rockwell in Steel 2. A few years ago, I couldn't tell the difference between the two. I was blind.
Little Chili's combat effectiveness is exploding. The female man is clammy!
Father Stan Lee was playing soy sauce again, this time he went to be a beauty pageant judge, and gave a girl 10 points in a trivial way? Yes, I was the one who could hear laughter in the audience.
Rebecca Hall's presence is also super low, even lower than that of the villain in Tennessee. The villain's girl had hair in the first place, which gave me the illusion of a black widow.
Although Colonel Rhodes doesn't have the first Rimei (I think Terrence Howard is handsome!), he is super stupid! The password is in all capitals.
The president has been kidnapped. S.H.I.E.L.D. really doesn't plan to do anything? Hurry up and deduct one-eyed salary!

Basically, the whole film is a little laugh, all kinds of non-cool scenes. In the battle scene, when the tin cans are flying all over the sky, there is a huge fire! Overall better than steel 2. It will definitely be worth the fare. I still remember that when a person went to watch Steel 2 first, I watched how to train the dragon first, and then watched Steel 2 on the scene. The psychological gap is
★★★Starting review, all and no easter eggs of the special edition of Tianchao are deducted ★, each For small details, add one★, and the second-forced Manchu poke the cute point and add another★ (how weird the cute point is).


So to sum up:

Da~Da~Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~ [Run the wrong set, hey

★★★★

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2013.5.2

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Iron Man 3 quotes

  • [spoiler]

    Trevor Slattery: My name's Trevor. Trevor Slattery.

    Tony Stark: What are you? You're a decoy, a double, right?

    Trevor Slattery: What, you mean an understudy? No, certainly not!

    [Tony raises his gun]

    Trevor Slattery: Don't hurt the face, I'm an actor!

    Tony Stark: You got a minute to live. Fill it with words.

    Trevor Slattery: It's just a role. "The Mandarin." See, it's not real.

  • [spoiler]

    Aldrich Killian: But as I looked out over that city - nobody knew I was there, nobody could see me, no one was even looking - I had a thought that would guide me for years. Anonymity, Tony. Thanks to you, it's been my mantra ever since.

    [glances at Maya]

    Aldrich Killian: Right? You simply rule from behind the scenes. Because the second you give evil a face - a bin Laden, a Gaddafi, a Mandarin - you hand the people a target.