The evolutionary history of phone sex of middle-aged wretched otaku

Dakota 2022-03-19 09:01:02

I don’t know if it’s because I have been looking forward to it for too long.

What is the theme! It is said to be discussing intimacy, but that's not relationship! What's the matter, shooting a small and fresh film in Hollywood, you think it is fresh and interesting? After all, these are not all leftovers of ex-wife Sofia Coppola, even
Scarlett Johansson is leftovers! People take a picture of Marie Antoinette, you say it is superficial. When they took a photo of The Bling Ring, you said kitsch again. In fact, people have been discussing the inner world of young girls. Have you understood it?

It's basically Joaquin Phoenix's one-man show. Scarlett Johansson was simply locked in a box and pinched around his neck, unable to see his face but lingering in the shadows. Amy Adams-soy sauce. Olivia Wilde-soy sauce bottle + cannon fodder. Kristen Wiig-it's time to see a psychiatrist. The most normal person in the film is Rooney Mara's ex-wife. You always wanted to have a wife without the challenges of actually dealing with anything real. I'm glad that you found someone.

To use Shanghai to pretend to be Los Angeles, at least erase the Chinese people staring at the camera in the subway, and the staff waving the small green flags on the platform. What's the matter with the extravagant actors on the Lujiazui flyover who are dressed in weird clothes and walk obviously avoiding the male lead? Do you want to be so fake!

Watching the trailer is enough, that is, to see the face of the trailer, reluctantly give Samsung.

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Her quotes

  • Theodore: [while playing his virtual reality game and controlling his avatar into an unrecognizable realm] Yeah, this is different.

    [Suddenly, Alien Child jumps on his avatar, knocking it to the ground. His avatar quickly gets up]

    Theodore: Hello?

    [Switches to first-person view]

    Theodore: Do you know how to get out of here? I need to find my ship to get off this planet.

    Alien Child: Fuck you, shit-head, fuck-face, fuck-head!

    Theodore: [dumbfounded] Okay... but do you know how to get out of here?

    Alien Child: Fuck you, shit-head, fuck-face, get the fuck out of my face!

    Theodore: [laughs]

    Samantha: [whispers] I think it's a test.

    Theodore: [to Alien Child] Fuck you.

    Alien Child: Fuck *you*!

    Theodore: Fuck *you*, you little shit!

    Alien Child: [giggles] Follow me, fuck-head!

    Samantha: [giggles]

  • Samantha: I'm yours, and I'm not yours.