Write down nonsense affectionately after the second brush

Anibal 2022-03-19 09:01:02

Moving to a new place, my roommate said to watch Hobbit on Christmas. I said I have seen it, but I can do it again. Although I thought about the spider, I still resisted no spoilers. But the next part should be spoiled, so people who haven't watched the movie should not watch it again!

What can I do as soon as I enter the opening of the film, I start to be passionate about it? Thorin grabbed the girl's heart before sitting at the dining table, how could RA's voice sound so nice.

Dried tofu looks as wise as always. Grandpa takes me on an adventure in Middle-Earth. I, a female man, will not hold you back.

Bear, can you not have a weak heart under such a strong appearance? Last of my kin, it sounds so sad.

The giant bee mud triumphs! !

The galloping pony is so beautiful, and the flowing mane really wants to be combed! The huge clover field really wants to roll, rolling around......~(~o ̄▽ ̄)~o. . . Rolling around......o~(_△_o~) ~. . .

The woods look terrifying, and there are no people in the dense forest, so you can't enter it casually! The dried tofu really obeyed Sister Guang's call to abandon the dwarf. Well, anyway, we Bilbo have found "courage".

The scene of the blue butterfly flying out of the dense forest is really beautiful! The lake and mountain views in the distance make people want to go to Zhongtu and never come back!

Big spider is the most annoying! ! (Ron emerges from the background: why is it a spider, why not a butterfly!) He keeps coming to the audience, wearing 3D glasses is really stressful. The eight legs are torn apart. Director, are you sure this is just PG-13?

For the first time, I thought that the little guy was fighting for the ring with a spider. The second time I brushed it, I found that it was a huge crab-like stuff. Crab! ! You should cook and eat! ! Maybe they are harmless! Is the director trying to imply that the influence of the ring on ordinary people is no longer able to distinguish these, just want to regain the so-called "mine"!

The goddess goddess goddess thick thread! ! What a light figure! You see, Kili just forgot the good friends. Brother Huahua, shouldn't you react when you see the photos of your future old lover? How can you take it so hastily? Looking at the old face of Huahua, why is there a certain kind of sadness that "I am a prince is not born"

came to the home of the forest elf. Hey, don’t you be so obvious, okay? ! The person has not yet appeared, a close-up of the left hand, a close-up of the right hand, a close-up of the corolla on the head, and a close-up of the eyes. Li Peipei, you are more popular than your son, do you know? How did your son get born? Did he reproduce asexually? ! But why give a setting like the half-faced person in Batman? Are you sure that the child will not have nightmares after seeing it!

Oh, here Kili and Xiao Tao are still flirting. Did this "dwarf who grow taller than the average dwarf" capture the heart of a six-hundred-year-old ignorant girl with an adventurous story? You see, Brother Huahua is broken when he looks at him from a distance. No wonder I finally found solace in Jinli!

Wow, what can I do if I have written so many plots before they are halfway through.

So what if Thorin and Pepe fell apart? We still have Bugler. Bilbo, which is basically open in this movie, has become an external key. But you let the family enter the barrel and forgot how to get out. The stomping looks so cute! ! !

The bucket water war is really the best climax of the whole article! Ok, the elves, dwarves, gather together, axes, bows and barrels flying around! The person watching can't breathe yet! Kili is injured, Xiaotao is so sad, ah, even more sad than us in front of the screen!

After watching this scene, everyone got up and went to the bathroom, have you? It's not easy to hold back for more than an hour now, is there any! There is nothing to miss. It's not good for you to come out to scare even an old wizard.

There are thick lines of newcomers again, and Bud looks like his ancestors are very powerful, otherwise how could he grow so heroic. Only in the second brush did he discover his magical archer attributes, and it is estimated that the next one will be released.

The plot of seeing Gushan and taking out all the savings and paying for it is so touching! There is no home anywhere! Let me go home!

It's so hard for the actor to let my family Solin sit in the stinky fish bucket and get out of the stinky water ditch! The mustache shape of Uncle Fried Potbelly can't be matched anymore, is there anymore!

The weapon Bud took out was all smiled and paralyzed, okay? ! But you know that Kili’s legs are not good enough, is it really not intentional to let Kili take so many weapons?

The father and son went to battle by torture to extract a confession. Shouldn’t you be the role of a king and a prince? How can you do such a dirty thing yourself? Then, Kao cut his head directly! Do you see such a real husband on Christmas day? ! Xiao Tao looks like she is about to run away to find her little lover, but if she is so confident that Hua Hua will follow, aren't you afraid of hurting the young man's heart?

How did Thorin convince the mayor and the villagers after watching it twice, but still feel puzzled.
A group of people like a lonely mountain is very close, they walk through the lake and climb the mountain, and they all have short legs. It's just a day. Are you all apparitions?

The sun is so beautiful, but have you forgotten the full moon? It hurts to look at Thorin's disappointed eyes, but Bilbo not only has physical fitness, but also has an IQ online! As a result, how did you give back to others! Let people go to the Fa Si Mao brothers alone! !

The Eye of Sauron is also great, it will be creepy when you look at it, and the darkness will fall! The infinite loop decimal is the sense of sight, no one can escape!

Xiao Tao and Hua Ge both have very strong combat attributes. Two people can deal with so many Oaks and get back without any damage. At the critical moment, Xiaotao left the blooming brother and stayed behind kili, you see, the blooming action will drop immediately! After a tight fight with Oak, I found a nosebleed. It is estimated that the subtext must be saying that I don’t slap my face, chase it!

The goddess brings holy light! ! Kili's speech is so sweet, everyone will surrender if they change. She is the starlight from another world. Kili, your friend is really sad.

Bilbo used his life to sell cute all the way to see Brother Si Mao. He was quite polite and knocked on the door first. He walked in a little bit with the illusion that no one was at home. I guess all he was thinking about was cheating. Let me find a piece in Jinshan. Stone, the ghost knows where it can be.

If you don't die, that's the truth. Look at you awakening Brother Si Mao! Peanut, how does it feel to meet Juan Fu in another world? Brother Si Mao looked very late to see each other! I deeply suspect that I can't look at Sherlock directly after watching this movie. Brother Si Mao, you have a good chat, you can't change this bad thing in any world! If you talk more, you will lose it!

Somehow, Thorin has finally come to rescue Bilbo, but isn't it too chilling to ask the whereabouts of the stone as soon as we meet? !

The Battle of Gushan Forge was so breathless! Imagine that at the time of its heyday, there must be sparks in Lonely Mountain. Isn't it illogical that a golden colossus is filled in such a short time? When Xiaolong looked at the golden body, his eyes instantly turned into star eyes, and his adorable attributes were full! I have to say that Thorin's performance here is great! The king's domineering side is leaking!

But the dragon is too domineering, I am a flame, I must kill a piece of armor wherever I go. What happens if you and Sauron play against K. You have to think about it. Finally rushed out and went straight to the lake village, but because of Bilbo, is it really angrily crowned as a beauty? ! Juan Fu, how long have you slept and lost your IQ? Wouldn’t it be possible to go back and sleep peacefully after turning around and burning them? You only have one life left for Y. Beware that Bud shoots you with an arrow!

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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug quotes

  • Smaug: Did you think I did not know this day would come, that a pack of canting dwarves would come crawling back to the Mountain?

  • [gutting an infant spider that touched his ring]

    Bilbo Baggins: MINE!

    [slowly realizes what he has done]