This is really not a complaint

Lucie 2022-03-21 09:01:08

My friend said on a whim at night, let’s go to the movies. Originally going to the monthly cast, I resolutely adhered to the idea of ​​being cheap and not a bastard. I pushed off the monthly cast and went to the cinema with my friends. After about five minutes of queuing, we reached it. At the front of the team, after asking about the latest movie, we chose another movie, which is Wolverine 2.

After a few minutes of advertising, the wild boar shit. For someone who did not watch Wolverine 1, everything is so fresh.

The atomic bomb exploded, the devil had an abdomen, the male pig’s feet saved the devil (in the deep well, so both of them are deep well ice), the male pig’s feet woke up, and there was a piano next to him (I think it shouldn’t be Gin, why? Jean does not translate into a brief translation into a piano), the male pig's feet stabbed the piano to death, and the male pig's feet woke up again. At that time, I was lying down. Is this a tribute to Inception?

The male pig's feet got up, and the bear peeed.

The male pig's foot came down the mountain, and the hunter went to hit the bear. The bear killed a few hunters before he died. The male pig's foot stabbed the bear to death.

The male pig's feet went to the bar. The male pig's feet were about to fight with the hunter. The red-haired girl (later discovered that she looked like Zhang Hanyun, and later replaced it with Zhang Hanyun) appeared, and the red-haired girl took the male pig away.

The red-haired girl said I was sent by the master to give you something. It's a sword (does it say "Made in China"). My master is going to hang up, want to see you for the last time, the male pig's feet tweaked for a while and said okay, I'll go for one day.

The male pig's feet took off by plane and took off his pants. The male pig's feet were raped by two Obasans. The male pig's feet met the devil.

The devil said that you have too much money, let me spend it for you, right? I don't want to die if you want to die, let you die for me. The male pig said you didn't understand anything and left.

The female pig appeared (I said she looked like Faye Wong, and my friend said she looked like White Lily. Then I got slippers and called her White Lily), and the female pig's feet were beaten by his father. The female pig's feet wanted to jump off the mountain, but the male pig saved him.

The male pig dreamed of being kissed by someone (in fact, he was actually kissed), and he felt bad for him.

The male pig woke up, and the devil died. At the devil’s funeral, the male pig felt something was wrong. The male pig and the female pig’s childhood sweethearts rescued the female pig. The female pig said it was okay. Take care of yourself and I will get on the train. The male pig is not relieved to find employment on the train.

The male pig went to the toilet to change his sanitary napkins, ah, he wiped his blood. I came out and saw the person who was going to catch the white lily. The male pig accidentally broke the train. So everyone went to the top of the train and started fighting. This paragraph reminded me of a parkour game (by my little friend). There was an obstacle. The male pig made a fake move and left his bald head behind. The male pig returned to the carriage and said, Haiyan, let's have a snack, let's get out of the car quickly.

The two came to the love hotel. The host said that I wanted two rooms. The one next door, Obasan said that there is no such thing as a nurse? It's a mission to Mars, so the male pig chooses a mission to Mars.

The tongue bitch (don't kill me with the grain of wheat) appeared, and the tongue bitch beaten up his childhood sweetheart. The male pig fell down with dysmenorrhea. Then I wondered why the sheep barked, and the male pig woke up. It turned out to be rescued by the proprietress, who is a veterinarian! ! ! Nima, I am also a veterinarian! ! ! Suddenly feel hacked! ! ! ! Based on this, I will deduct one point for you, Director! ! ! !

Then there is a plot I forgot! I have been immersed in the pain of being hacked!

Then the Pure Love movie begins!
Eat hot pot! The little Lolita next to her complains that he doesn't feel hot? Don’t you feel hot? Does it feel hot? Is it hot? Is it hot? What?
The female pig told the male pig the whole story. His grandfather almost broke the company in order to treat the illness. His father thought his father would give him the company to revive the family business. Bai Baihe said she didn't want the company. ! I don’t want you to give it to your father! Your father won't kill you!
Cut down trees after eating hot pot!
Cut down the tree and eat apples!
After eating the apple, it's smashing!

The girl was taken away after she was done!

Angela Chang had a dream and felt something was wrong to find a male pig!
The male pig and Angela Chang went to find Bai Lily's fiance, beat the fiance and threw it downstairs!

The camera turned to the hostess's house, and the piggy's father said that I would kill you for the company! What kind of father is your mother! Did your daughter exchange points from the supermarket!
The tongue bitch stayed with a bunch of people and killed his dad's men, and then licked his dad! Take the female pig away!
The male pig knew that Bai Lily's father was going to kill Bai Lily and ran home! No one was found! The male pig used the devil's bed to perform an operation on himself! As a veterinarian, I can't bear to look directly at it! The kid next to me is very exciting! Parents can take their children to watch movies without classification in Chinese movies!
When the male pig cut his stomach and took out the little bug, he was the weakest. At this time, his father came out and said that he was going to kill the male pig!
Angela Chang said you can do it, you can do it!
Then played for a long time!
Male pig replied!
The male pig said what do you want your daughter! You beast! Let go of that girl! let me do it!
The male pig killed his father!

When the male pig finds a clue, he will go to the female pig!
The male pig was beaten into a hedgehog!
The male pig was caught!
Fight and fight!

American main melody movies once shined brightly!
The evil people have been defeated!
The male pig had his paws cut by the devil!
Bai Lily killed her grandpa!
You are not my grandpa!
He is not who your grandpa is!
Your family is crazy, right!
The male pig had hallucinations again, and Qin said you come, come, and the male pig told Qin you’re going to fuck me. I won’t go.
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①Your circle is really messy, you love him She loves him, he loves her, he loves him, she loves her.
②Is the tongue bitch turned into a stupid after a layer of skin, or is he still bald?
③I didn’t see the egg! The cinema just pinched it! Bastard!
④When the male pig said go fxxk yourself, I seriously discussed it with my friends. This is the complete form of fxxk you. ⑤Why did you
shoot that video with your tongue, upload it to youtube?
⑥After reading it, I found out that Bai Lily’s father is the Captain Sanada, and I really don’t know you without wearing flower armor.
⑦The family does not have a three-pointed view. In contrast, Captain Sanada has the most upright view of the three-pointed view, doing filial piety, and reviving the family business.
⑧Qin always said something like you come, you come, and so on, and finally got out of it.
⑨Where did the two change their clothes after escaping for a while!


Didn't see the easter eggs, damn, damn, damn!

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The Wolverine quotes

  • Logan: You the one who was attacked by the grizzly?

    Red Beard: I'm the one that survived.

    Logan: I'd like to buy this man a drink.

    Red Beard: What's your name, mister?

    [Logan sticks an arrow in the man's hand]

    Logan: It's Logan. And that's a poison broadhead, which, last I heard, was illegal. Go ahead, ask me where I found it. Ask me.

    Red Beard: Where did you find it?

    Logan: Well, funny you should ask. I pulled it out of the back a grizzly. Whoever shot it, didn't have wind or the balls to track the animal properly and put it out of its misery. Instead of dropping a lethal dose of the poison it bled into the bear, made him crazy, killed five people.

    Red Beard: I don't know what you're talking about. Because I don't dip my arrows in anything.

    Logan: In that case, you got nothing to worry about.

  • Logan: You said you knew the future of those assholes in the bar.

    Yukio: I know they are going to die. We are all going to die.

    Logan: You said they would die in the same truck, in a week. If you're right, that's quite a talent.

    Yukio: We don't all have claws.

    Logan: So, do I die on this plane?

    Yukio: No. Not on this plane.