I do not believe

Lesly 2022-03-20 09:01:07

1. I don't believe that this is a 3D movie. I specifically found a cinema with good brightness and changed seats three times, but still couldn't find any sense of 3D, including the title.
2. I don’t believe that the director of this film is James Mangold. Yes, he hasn’t directed a film in some years, but whoever has watched "Fatal ID" or "Separated Love" can believe that these three films are actually one director?
3. I don’t believe this is a big production movie. Except for the shooting of an arrow on the streets of Tokyo, any other scenes can be completed in the studio. There is no big scene at all. There are 10,000 times more close-up and bit-effect lenses.
4. I don’t believe that the makeup artist in this movie is qualified to work. Okamoto’s cheekbones are turned into two boomerangs. During the whole movie, I was worried that when she put her face on Wolverine, Wolverine will be cut. Lila Fukushima had a small face and her forehead was covered by her bangs, so every time she laughed, it made my chrysanthemums tighten and shit was full.
5. I don't believe that 20th Century Fox will use such a bad script. The logic flaws in the whole movie are innumerable, one every 3 minutes on average. I don’t know how many people like me, after seeing Wolverine being shot by a ninja with an arrow with a rope, they didn’t cut the rope with their paws and felt logically short-cut. I can’t talk about it; I hope someone can tell me the girl with the poisonous tongue. What did you do to help the old clapper?
6. I don’t believe that as a person with a strong tolerance for bad movies, I left the scene before watching the feature film, let alone being an action movie that would make me fall asleep halfway through.
7. I don’t believe I’m going to say the following: If you want to ruin this weekend, please go to Wolverine 2. It is guaranteed to let you spend the most depressing and boring 100 minutes of your life. There is also a free barbecue meal. The dull mood that will never come back.
8. The calf ribs are grilled, goodbye Wolverine.

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The Wolverine quotes

  • Logan: You the one who was attacked by the grizzly?

    Red Beard: I'm the one that survived.

    Logan: I'd like to buy this man a drink.

    Red Beard: What's your name, mister?

    [Logan sticks an arrow in the man's hand]

    Logan: It's Logan. And that's a poison broadhead, which, last I heard, was illegal. Go ahead, ask me where I found it. Ask me.

    Red Beard: Where did you find it?

    Logan: Well, funny you should ask. I pulled it out of the back a grizzly. Whoever shot it, didn't have wind or the balls to track the animal properly and put it out of its misery. Instead of dropping a lethal dose of the poison it bled into the bear, made him crazy, killed five people.

    Red Beard: I don't know what you're talking about. Because I don't dip my arrows in anything.

    Logan: In that case, you got nothing to worry about.

  • Logan: You said you knew the future of those assholes in the bar.

    Yukio: I know they are going to die. We are all going to die.

    Logan: You said they would die in the same truck, in a week. If you're right, that's quite a talent.

    Yukio: We don't all have claws.

    Logan: So, do I die on this plane?

    Yukio: No. Not on this plane.