What's wrong with you, Uncle Wolf!

Luisa 2022-03-20 09:01:07

Obviously it's a commercial blockbuster popcorn! Why was it made into a literary film! It's so disappointing to watch superhero movies so frustrated! And the whole show has too many slots!

Is the dead old man playing with his son and granddaughter in feign death? And why entrust the whole family to the granddaughter! Obviously the old man's plan is to control everything by immortality! Then doesn't he have a plan! Such a scheming man actually didn't know that his son was going to kill his granddaughter! There was no other security guard except the archer on the day of the funeral! She was taken away by the gang without Uncle Wolf! Is this okay?

And the place where the archer meets the poisonous tongue girl is obviously the hotel where Uncle Wolf and the little princess stay! Isn't it? It's downstairs! They didn't know that Uncle Wolf was upstairs! Is this the rhythm of walking from left to right!

So what the hell is the Poison Tongue Girl doing! Apart from confessing that she is a doctor, chemist, biologist, and a mutant, what is she here for? Does the old man's wish of immortality have to be fulfilled by her! But why did the princess say that the poisonous girl confuses the old man! Is it really good to plant all the charges on the poisonous woman without explaining it at all! And what exactly is her superpower! It seemed that the acting was very powerful before, but was killed by the red-haired girl in the end!

And the old man's son! Obviously, she was sprayed with poison by the poisonous tongue girl, and then rolled into her pond! I thought he would die like this, but he didn't expect him to come back to life again! Then kill Uncle Wolf! So in fact, the poisonous tongue girl's venom is useless! What does the director think! It has no effect at all! It may even improve combat power! If Uncle Wolf hadn't had the ability to heal himself, he wouldn't be able to beat him! Also, my son used to practice swordsmanship at home, and then Uncle Wolf said that he played well, and then the red-haired girl just said lightly that it was okay, isn't the subtext that I am actually better than him! But then Uncle Wolf lay on the operating table, and the red-haired girl couldn't beat her son at all! If Uncle Wolf didn't come back to life, the two of them would be completely forced out of it! So what are the lines and settings?

Uncle Wolf has been fighting for so many years, his fighting skills are really weak! Fighting a few gangsters and ordinary gangsters have to be entangled for so long, and they can't be fatal in one blow. It's really weak! So in fact, for so many years, I have relied on the immortality of the immortal body to fight casually! This shit fighting technique is really weak compared to other superheroes! For example, Batman or even Arrow is not a class at all! If it's the same marvel, it's no match for Captain America! Uncle Wolf has nothing but good muscles and no brains! There is also a poisonous tongue girl who tied Uncle Wolf to a chair and said that Uncle Wolf is very strong, very courageous, and extraordinary courage. I won't mention a word after that! So the subtext is not that Uncle Wolf is a fool! Are you so stupid to die? So the director really does not plan to change the setting to increase the IQ of Uncle Wolf!

Finally, Uncle Wolf went to rescue the princess, why did he get out of the car so early before the destination! Isn't it a long drive to go straight to Huanglong! Why do other people shoot arrows at his home and let them shoot them! Obviously nothing can be done, and the result is not being kidnapped! Is he the Hulk? Infinite archery is not an opponent at all! Didn’t you come up with any countermeasures after 500 kilometers? What a stupid setting to ride a motorcycle in the past for 500 kilometers! You can't ride a motorcycle just because it's handsome! How can a motorcycle be fast on such a long road! Who is this Nima lie to!

Uncle Wolf has changed so many clothes for so many years, the only thing that has not changed is his close-fitting white vest! I've been wearing it since World War II, and I'm still wearing it after 60 years! No matter how you change your shirts, coats, and coats, the white vest is determined to be inseparable! So in fact, the super powers of Uncle Wolf are given by the vest!

And the disappearance of self-healing ability! Why Uncle Wolf can heal himself when the gang shoots the first shot! The second shot seems to be fine too! It's just a few tens of seconds of recovery time! Why doesn't it work later! So how did the Poison Tongue Girl abolish Uncle Wolf! How did the little bug get in! Did you really kiss him while Uncle Wolf was asleep?

And the piano thing! It's been so long since the X-Men series, except for diehard fans, everyone else has forgotten the plot! Also mentioned so many times over and over again! Actually, I don't remember how or why Qin died. . What's wrong with playing it over and over again! And watching the movie, you can't see the skills that Uncle Wolf didn't want to live forever before! Uncle Wolf has always been very used to this skill! Didn't the dead old man only have a relationship with Uncle Wolf! How could he know so much! No matter how Uncle Wolf looked at him, he didn't want to be the kind of person who would tell others all about his thoughts! And I am confused on the timeline! Qin died first, or Uncle Wolf saw the old man first! No matter what! Why is the dead old man so sure that Uncle Wolf wants to die! From start to finish, Uncle Wolf is clearly my King Kong is not bad, I am proud!

There is also the final battle. Why is it useless to beat the old man's armor so many times before Uncle Wolf! The little princess killed the dead old man in half with a single blow! Didn't the old man have absorbed Uncle Wolf's self-healing ability at that time! Even people have become younger! Why do you die? And how does this transfer process look like! Why is it that the dead old man is completely useless after taking away a part, but Uncle Wolf can still heal himself! Is Uncle Wolf's diamond claws part of self-healing too! Then why does the vajra claws that grow out of the back look like the old ones! Tattered! Not brand new!

And the little princess actually looks pretty good, but her chest is too small, maybe Uncle Wolf’s breasts are bigger than her == She just slept with Uncle Wolf so casually, not afraid of Uncle Wolf doing evil in the middle of the night Did Meng stab her to death? .

The red-haired girl is so ugly! There are still so many scenes! No matter how you look at it, the red-haired girl has a crush on Uncle Wolf! Isn't it a triangle relationship between two women and one man? Why is it so harmonious! The red-haired girl doesn't care about Uncle Wolf and the princess being together! And in the end, what happened to the red-haired girl accompanying Uncle Wolf on the plane! Is it the kind of scene where you and Uncle Wolf have slept, but I can accompany Uncle Wolf to the wild!

What is the last egg! Is the Men's Police series about to restart! In fact, I always feel that the men are really weak compared to other superheroes!

In short, this film is terrible! There is no plot to plot! No special effects for special effects! It's not interesting to see in 3D! It's not fun!



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The Wolverine quotes

  • Logan: You the one who was attacked by the grizzly?

    Red Beard: I'm the one that survived.

    Logan: I'd like to buy this man a drink.

    Red Beard: What's your name, mister?

    [Logan sticks an arrow in the man's hand]

    Logan: It's Logan. And that's a poison broadhead, which, last I heard, was illegal. Go ahead, ask me where I found it. Ask me.

    Red Beard: Where did you find it?

    Logan: Well, funny you should ask. I pulled it out of the back a grizzly. Whoever shot it, didn't have wind or the balls to track the animal properly and put it out of its misery. Instead of dropping a lethal dose of the poison it bled into the bear, made him crazy, killed five people.

    Red Beard: I don't know what you're talking about. Because I don't dip my arrows in anything.

    Logan: In that case, you got nothing to worry about.

  • Logan: You said you knew the future of those assholes in the bar.

    Yukio: I know they are going to die. We are all going to die.

    Logan: You said they would die in the same truck, in a week. If you're right, that's quite a talent.

    Yukio: We don't all have claws.

    Logan: So, do I die on this plane?

    Yukio: No. Not on this plane.