The screenwriter is a chef who can't even "wash, cut and blow"

Zelda 2022-03-20 09:01:08

The screenwriter is like a person who thinks that washing, cutting and blowing (the protagonist is the routine behind the scenes) is a fashionable hairstyle (a great plot), thinking that as long as the washing and cutting are enough to be forced (the strategy of soil turtle loading and blowing), but even the washing, cutting and blowing fails. A person who is not as good as a turtle.

The protagonist is the black hand behind the scenes. This kind of "washing, cutting and blowing" plot has long been used badly, and it is clichéd and cheap. The sad thing is that the screenwriter can't even make up this kind of bad story.
If you want to engage in this kind of vulgar plot, you at least do it decently. The protagonist is behind the scenes, right? Need to lay the groundwork, foreshadowing, and to solve the mystery requires a reasonable explanation when uncovering the answer. What's the matter with Nima just giving a few pictures of the protagonists at the scene of the conspiracy? Is this a reasonable explanation?
The four-person group is such an awesome figure who ousted the God of Wealth, even if the monitor would be discovered and anti-monitoring would be unpredictable? Is it so simple to expose your position?
The old black man was caught so easily, and after he was caught, he was completely groundless. The front is awesome like a fairy, and the second behind is like an old master. Did your tm steal the forbidden fruit with the auntie and be demoted to the mortal world?
Seeing this kind of plot is as ridiculous as seeing Ye Shenyue being stumped by elementary school mathematics.
What's the matter with those blind tricks? The magician must have laughed at this movie. With 2b’s magic techniques and awesome visual effects, is this magic genre a "little age" genre?
Nima’s director, please tell me how to put a mirror the same size as the wall in the bank’s safe room. How did your tm transport the mirror safely? How did your tm install the mirror? Divide it into small pieces and put them together? When the mirror is broken, is there any detail that shows that the mirror is composed of many small pieces?
The male lead and female lead of tm kissed for no reason? Is this animal estrus? Was this part of the script written by elementary school girls?
The plot is stiff and out of breath. Where is the integrity and rationality of the plot? I can't even walk the road, but learn to run. Even if you don’t know how to cut your bald head, and because of the misunderstanding that washing, cutting and blowing is very powerful, you learn from others. The problem is that if you learn to wash, cut and blow, at least make a look like that.

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Now You See Me quotes

  • Dylan Rhodes: You little shit!

    Jack Wilder: [imitating Dylan] You little shit!

    Dylan Rhodes: What game ya playin'?

    Jack Wilder: [imitating Dylan] What game ya playin'?

    [Jack is an expert impersonator; now that he knows he can mimic Dylan's voice, he speaks confidently into the walkie-talkie]

    Jack Wilder: We're all good at six; move to seven.

    [Dylan's police obey and run up to the seventh floor]

  • Alma Dray: FBI. Sort of. I need your car.