In 2013, two major events happened in the entertainment industry:
1. Humans were pleasantly surprised to find that after watching Ultraman for so many years, the monster finally appeared;
2. Humans were disappointed to find that the pigeons were released by Ultraman.
But it’s okay. Create a (flightless) Gundam in 1 second and hold the audience. This is the hunter plan (Jaeger). Driving up to a high level requires two people to drift naked, and the higher the synchronization rate of naked drift, the stronger the combat effectiveness. The Gundam driver is called a ranger.
The background is introduced in minutes.
Then the main characters appeared, including the male protagonist Loli and his brother Halleulujah (wrong), the black brother general who looks like an unknown NBA player with a minimum salary, and the operator Tiantong who looks like Pat Riley.
Then there is the very old section: the protagonist has violated the order, is acting handsome, underestimating the enemy, and is defeated, and then he can only go to work as a migrant worker for G/F/W.
However, the protagonist has a halo after all, and Brother Black rescued him from the distress, "Honey, I have a hard time looking for you."
Lori came to the messy and messy Hong Kong, where there were four Gundams preparing to launch a general attack. They are:
Gipsy Danger, dual-core reactor, the driver is the hero, and the other is to be determined; the
angel Eureka Striker, the chest sniper, the driver is an uncle with a strong British accent and he looks very much like Murray The son of
Crimson Typhoon, the main angel, a rice harvester. The driver is three Chinese brothers who don’t speak Chinese and he got from a nightclub in Vancouver;
Cherno Alpha, Moscow has no tears but iron piles. The driver is dressed quite punk. Russian couple.
There are also two PhDs that look very similar to Sheldon and Leonard. Sheldon focuses on external behavioral research, and Leonard focuses on internal physiological research, and no one is convinced. Leonard frantically wanted to float naked with the monster, but was thought to be too high to hold it and was passed. In the first round, Sheldon's big bang theory won.
The male protagonist’s evil plan is exposed: he wants to occupy the only female named Mako in the entire movie, so from the general to Murray are very upset with him.
The scene switches to Tokyo N years ago, where little Lori is looking for her mother.
—— "A monster that looks like a big lobster, are you my mother?"
… "No, no, your mother walks on two legs."
—— "Uncle in black and helmet, you are me Mom?"
......"No, no, your mother will drive Gundam to rescue you."
——"Brother black who came out of Gundam, are you my mother?"
…"Well, oh, I am tired. Oh, don’t remember the wrong lines, I’m your mother."
——"One day I will become Gangdamu." The
camera cuts back, although the black brother is not willing to develop from Loli all the way to Yujie’s Mako and Others drifted naked, but remembered the promise and agreed.
In the laboratory, Leonard and the monster cerebellum were successfully floated naked, leaving some nosebleeds, but successfully held the audience. In the second round, Leonard won.
Mako nude drifted too high for the first time, which directly caused Gundam to run wild, but fortunately he was stopped in time by Murray and Pat Riley. Murray and the male lead had a fight for the female lead.
Back to the scene...
Mako: Oh, I'm tired, Oki!
Three brothers: What is it!
Punk couple: I’m not wiping away my tears, and go!
Then two monsters appeared at the same time, Crimson Typhoon and Cherno Alpha.
Three brothers: What is it!
(Three brothers bashing on the street...)
Punk couple: I’m wiping away my tears and go!
(Punk couple rushing on the street...)
In addition, Cherno Alpha is worthy of being a first-generation machine. There is no electronic broadcast. It needs a punk woman worker to broadcast:
"Cherno Alpha is close to the target."
"Cherno Alpha uses a heavy blow."
"Cherno Alpha Encountered a strong acid."
"Cherno Alpha is more than half of the water."
"Cherno Alpha asks for support."
Eureka Striker was silent, Gipsy Danger faced off, first solved the Leathback toad in minutes, and then dragged a ship against the quadrangular Otachi.
He broke his tail and didn't die.
Pulled the poison sac, not dead yet.
Cut off the wings, and finally kneel. (This climbing speed is too unscientific, hello!)
"Lori, do you know why Gipsy Danger is equipped with a physical sword?"-Sorry, I think too much.
After Gipsy Danger attacked Hong Kong in the form of artificial meteors and failed:
Murray Dad: The bunker is out.
A large group of passersby: the bunker.
Brother Black: It's a bunker.
At this time, Mako keenly noticed that the black brother and aunt were coming again.
Male lead: Do you have a big aunt for Mao?
Brother Hei: The original Gundam had no radiation shielding, so I mutated. There are always a few days I can't fight every month.
Male protagonist: -____-|||||
Black brother: You and I are the only ones who can float naked alone, you know what I mean?
Male lead: I don’t want Boss, I am only interested in Mako. -____-|||||The
final battle is coming.
Murray: My dad is hurt, who will partner with me (I want a girl! I want a girl! I want a girl!)
Brother Black: I'll come, I'll come!
Murray: Damn, have you considered my feelings-____-|||||
Murray's dad: Son, I have to remind you that it feels like being naked with black brother...
Murray: Old Don't talk about it, dad, I know all about it. If you talk too much, it will be tears.
Murray's dad: Stacker! It is my son who will be blown up by you!
Everyone was in tears.
At this time Leonard is ready to float naked with Otachi baby. Although Sheldon could not accept his own theoretical defeat, the nature of arrogance was immediately exposed, and he decisively decided to float naked with Leonard.
Leonard: You mean you would nude FOR me?
Leonard: You mean you would nude WITH me?
Sheldon: Yes, I do.
Then the two high for a while and discovered the secret of Breach.
Gipsy Danger and Eureka Striker came near the break and were ravaged by Scunner and Slattern respectively. However, Raiju, the fastest swimmer, was too swagger, and happened to run into the director to find a balance, and was split in half by Gipsy Danger. As the saying goes, pretend to be struck by lightning. (⊙ o ⊙)
Slattern was actually too much to hold by Eureka Striker, so he summoned Scunner. At this critical time, Brother Hei's belly came black.
Brother Black: Mako, you can do it, mom believes in you!
Mako: I will miss you, Mommy!
Murray: Damn, have you considered my feelings? ! The plan is not like this. Hey! ! -____-|||||
The light bulb is gone, the male protagonist is playing handsome, and finally lives happily with the female protagonist.
... In
2050, there will be three breaches in the world. Seele (Big mistake!) PPDC is meeting again:
US Congressman: Nima, the monster is here again, Jaeger is gone, this is a hiccup. I had known that the money spent by San Gong was put on the wall, Maria, Rose, and Sina were all built.
Canada: I think so.
Australia: Agreed.
Japan: Kannot aglee moo.
Russia: Revitalize the old industrial base in Northeast China, take 2!
China: The pattern, the last time it came, it is not a long lesson, let the Cantonese!
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Best line: I'm a doctor! I'm a doctor!
Worst line: For my family!
Stupid line: What!
The most domineering line: You! Shut up! You... keep talking.
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