Everything is Harry's fault

Kaya 2022-03-20 09:01:03

If Ed and the others hadn't been calculated by Harry, they wouldn't plot to grab the money and marijuana stolen by Doug.

If they hadn't conspired to grab the money and marijuana robbed by Doug, they wouldn't want to buy a gun.

If they didn't want to buy a gun, they wouldn't buy the antique gun Harry wanted.

If they didn’t buy the antique gun Harry wanted, then they wouldn’t have the confidence to rob and successfully rob the marijuana and money stolen by Doug, and the two gun vendors would not be threatened by Barry. Asked to return the gun, although they actually left the gun at home.

If they didn't succeed in grabbing Doug's marijuana money, they wouldn't want to sell them to Roy to pay Harry's money back.

If they didn't want to sell Roy the marijuana, Roy would not think that they robbed his marijuana and sold it to himself.

If Roy didn’t think that they had robbed him of his marijuana and sold it to himself, he would not lead people to trouble them and would not play with Doug and his gang who were also ambushing in their house. perish together.

If it weren't for this group of desperate people who ran out to drink, the two groups wouldn't inexplicably cancel each other out.

If they didn't inexplicably cancel each other out, then their marijuana and money and antique guns would not fall into Harry's hands, Chris.

If their guns and money did not fall into Chris’s hands, the two gun-stealing dealers would not rush into Harry’s house to grab those two guns, and it turned out that it was too late when Barry was working for Harry. , Because the two groups successfully offset it again.

If it hadn't been for even this group of people to offset it, Ed and the others would not have got their money back, and they would have been completely out of the matter.

So when I thought this was the end, Chris’ car accidentally ran into Ed’s car.

So all the money went back to Chris, and Ed and the team were innocent and lighthearted.

So Ed, you are the legendary Tiansha Lone Star. All the people who are directly and indirectly related to you have been radiated to death by your evil spirits. As for whether to harm others and benefit yourself, Tom’s mouth and hand strength are decided. everything.

Everything is Harry's fault

So Harry, you are okay to do anything to cheat! Let you mess with Ed! !

Everyone must follow Chris in the future, just for his anti-radiation ability.

PS: When I saw Barry and the gunman saying "what the hell are you doing here!!!" I trembled with laughter, do you want to do that! ! !

Pulp fiction, I'm going to betray you, you really can't compare to it! !

Okay, I'm going back and laughing.

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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels quotes

  • Gary: So who's the gov'? Who we doing this for?

    Barry the Baptist: You're doing it for me, that's all you need to know. You know because you need to know.

    Gary: I see. One of them "on a need to know basis" things is it. Like one of them James Bond films.

    Barry the Baptist: Careful. Remember who's giving you this job.

  • Tom: Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!

    Bacon: So how long do you have to wait for a return?

    Tom: Probably no more than four weeks.

    Bacon: Well what good is that if we need it in six... no, five days?

    Tom: Well it was still a good idea.