Crazy Iron Man's Crazy Tucao

Morgan 2022-03-20 09:01:07

1. Remember it? They are Iron Man Father, Iron Man Mother, Iron Man Zu, Iron Man Lara, Iron Man Lip, Iron Man Bo, Iron Man Bell, Iron Man Bright, Iron Man Brab! They are a crazy family who loves each other! ..

2. Brain teasers, please guess the question: Who will win a fight between Transformers who grew up drinking Yili Shuhua milk and Iron Man who grew up drinking Yili fruit?

3. When Wang Xueqi and Fan Bingbing were there discussing surgery on Iron Man, I was wondering whether Iron Man was crazy and dared to go to China for surgery. Isn’t this looking for death, but when I saw the two blue coats in front of the camera , I suddenly woke up. At this time, six big characters should flash from small to large in the center of the screen gorgeously: Plastic surgery, gorgeous! !

4. When Fan Bingbing said the line "We may lose a great hero if we are not careful", why did the background music not play Jacky Cheung's version of "Who is the great hero", strongly protest!

5. Because Wang Xueqi is a good friend of Fan Bingbing, did you play this drama? It said something was dizzy and unsteady during the operation. Could it be that the woman was pregnant on time? Or are these two people from Lanxiang Technical School? In short, this pair of wonderful soy sauce men and women gave me the urge to make the three stars two stars.

6. The advantage of watching this kind of film is that you don't need to understand the beginning, but you still know the end. So it’s okay if you didn’t enter the scene an hour before, and it’s okay to sleep in the middle half an hour. It’s okay to leave the scene early in the last five minutes. As long as you open your eyes in the last 15-10 minutes, it’s climax.

7. Do you know why it is called Iron Man 3? They are Iron Man TCL, Iron Man Zoomlion and Iron Man. Well, as long as you read the three ads in the opening, the basic plot will be clear. It is really the Fantastic Three.

8. The only novelty of the film is the scene of bombing armor in the air as fireworks. The rich second generation is proud.

9. Regarding the advertisement: TCL smashed so much money and showed a small face on the phone, and in the end it was smashed by Iron Man's very BS. I really hurt for them. Since the gorgeous placement of these American sci-fi blockbusters in my Great China advertising, the cool and handsome level of superheroes has been instantly lowered from the level of love stories in Beijing to the level of rural love stories... and that Downton Abbey is Is CCTV13 implanted? Haha~

10. Superheroes can also have anxiety disorders. I think Batman also has autism. It is a crazy era when everyone is sick.

11. The technical house must not be messed up. If you accidentally release people and pigeons, they will ruin the world. , Accidentally quarreling two sentences, people poisoned your water...

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Extended Reading
  • Hank 2022-03-23 09:01:08

    Finally, there are easter eggs~

  • Jennifer 2021-10-20 18:58:24

    When N Iron Men appeared together, there was a bang in my mind: Fifty-six nations, fifty-six flowers, fifty-six Iron Men are a family...

Iron Man 3 quotes

  • Jarvis: I seem to do quite well for a stretch, and then at the end of the sentence I say the wrong cranberry.

  • [the Mandarin broadcasts his latest message to President Ellis on all networks]

    The Mandarin: Mr. President. Only two lessons remain. And I intend to finish this before Christmas morning. Meet Thomas Richards. Good strong name, god strong job. Thomas here is an accountant for the Roxxon Oil Corporation. But I'm sure he's a really good guy.

    [Richards sobs in fear as Mandarin points a gun down on him]

    The Mandarin: I'm going to shoot him in the head, live on your television in 30 seconds. The number for this telephone is in your cell phone. Exciting, isn't it, imagining how it got there? America, if your President calls me in the next half-minute, Tom lives. Go!

    [President Ellis checks his phone and discovers a phone number]

    President Ellis: How did he hack my phone?

    Secret Service Agent: We can't allow terrorists to dictate...

    President Ellis: I have to make this call.

    Secret Service Agent: I'd strongly advise against that.

    President Ellis: This is the right thing to do.

    [President Ellis calls the number. Mandarin's phone rings. After three rings, Mandarin shoots Richards, shocking everyone watching on television]

    The Mandarin: There's just one lesson left, President Ellis. So run away, hide, kiss your children goodbye. Because nothing, not your army, not your red, white, and blue attack dog, can save you. I'll see you soon.

    [Mandarin ends his broadcast]

    President Ellis: Tell Rhodes, find this lunatic right now.