Okay, I'm old and like to talk about the past. It is now 2013, and my daughter will go to kindergarten for education in a few months. Looking at the land of Shenzhou, Mr. Sun is right! Our generation embarked on the high-speed train of the third technological revolution and enjoyed a modern material life on the information highway that no one had ever achieved. Moreover, the people of our country are still making contributions to the people of the world in various fields such as garment processing, electronic product foundry, small commodity market, real estate finance, and so on. How valuable we live! How happy! Looking at the world, financial crises, national debt crises, wars in Africa, riots in the Middle East, and explosions in Boston, we can know that the scenery is unique through CCTV without taking a step abroad! The United States, the United States with Iron Man will not work anymore, the United States has Apple, we have copycat apples; the United States has facebook, we have great wall; the United States has twitter, we have great wall; the United States has Microsoft, we have piracy; the United States has For the US dollar, we have US Treasury bonds; the US has Miami, and we have Hainan Island; the US has Boston, and we have Xinjiang. There are tornadoes in the United States, and we have...Earthquake hills, a harmonious and eternal show; the door faces the sea, and the three suns open up the cattle for thousands of years.
So come the American people, come and pursue your Chinese dream! I have a Chinese dream!
To sum up, I was not surprised when I saw Iron Man still has a Chinese version. I am not a mere Hollywood? But to be honest, this Hollywood flattery feels a bit patted on a horse's leg. First of all, I didn't understand the Chinese rap with accent at the beginning. Well, even if it is a Chinese sung without an accent, I don't understand it very well. In fact, I am only suitable for listening to Shandong Allegro, Dangli and Dangli...so hiphop should not be used in the title, you can get Duan Erquan Yingyue, the version fee is not expensive! Then it is not appropriate for you to call the big villain Madarin, because people who understand (like me) will feel that you are disrespectful to our country's officials and people who don't understand (I won't say who) don't need to explain. In the end, what's especially terrible is the last conversation between the two men and women with facial paralysis and the unlucky faces wearing enema gloves. In fact, watching Iron Man is like watching fireworks. It's an entertainment movie. Just go up with a scream and just pop a flower in the sky. The flowers are over, why are you still here? Iron Man saves the world, do you save Iron Man? This is a commercial science fiction movie! This is too science fiction! It's more science fiction than my third grade math class! Nini, are you disgusting?
As you all know, I am actually a person with indifferent appearance and dark heart. Now I want to spoil you: In fact, the big boss has transformed the human body’s genes and turned people into immortal people. If a broken hand or a foot is broken, it can automatically grow out and explode. The same but a more handsome monster. It feels a bit wrong to write here. If people can become like this, why kidnap the president for terrorist activities or something? In short, the intellectual realm of scientists is not something that mortals like me can guess. To make up such a sci-fi plot, I just start with "Once upon a time, there was a disabled eunuch..."
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