You only saw our team upgrade to fight monsters, but you didn’t see our lost homeland drifting away•••
You have your ionic straight perm hair, I have my fur all-in-one mink Fur coat,
you have your Saruman, I have my Gandalf,
you have your rich and handsome, I have my return of the king•••
You laugh at me as a diaosi who is less than 1.6 meters tall and ride a mule-like horse
I pity you with a pale face and empty eyes like a hanged ghost. Speak slowly.
You laugh at Gandalf’s low level. I pity you in the dark and you will be betrayed by Saruman
. The castle is destined to be a lonely journey. It is
inevitable to encounter half-orcs, deadly wolf knights, giant spider monsters, deformers and wizards of various colors... and the giant stonemen possessed by Transformers and almost returned us to the cliff. Lie down the gun•••
But so what? Even if I'm bitten by a wolf, I'm going to faint beautifully! Besides, we still have the giant eagle that is late at the critical moment. Before sending us directly to the destination, the giant eagle will slap the wolves fiercely.
We are a dwarf and we sing for ourselves (No need to bring the soundtrack)! We speak for ourselves!
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