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last look at 007 of calculation errors lead midway had to go to the toilet missed some great shots, this time I deliberately do not drink water one hour before the opening, it is to miss two hours Every minute and every second of 49 minutes, it turns out that every minute and every second is wasted. The so-called higher expectations, the greater the disappointment is indeed a well-known saying.
I, I, I (beep——), I should have known that Peter Jackson didn't want the whole story at all after playing with the corpses. The more empty, the more interesting. Why does Tolkien endure in the dead house world, set it up! ! Everything depends on setting! ! He is actually writing about the five thousand years of history of YY's AU Earth, so the photo shoot is stinky and long and can be tolerated. But Jackson, are you playing more online games or watching more games of power? A thin book of Hobbits is stretched like this. How about you stretch your noodles? Cut out all the travel promotional videos. Can this film have a 20-minute key plot? "The dwarf wants to regain the country, so he pulled the wizard and the bandit into a team to brush the Boss. On the way, I brushed an Aux copy and a cave copy, and the bandit brushed out the Supreme Lord of the Rings." This matter can actually be talked for three hours, which makes me feel sore. Backache and leg cramps. During the period, it was snow-capped mountains and grassland. It was familiar to me. It turns out that 60 years later, the guardian team will have to walk this ghost road again. It is a scientific truth that the whole country ate "remembering the bitter rice" back then. But the magnificent history, the intricate and ever-changing situation of the Middle-earth Continent, will be described in reverse order 10 minutes before and 5 minutes later. You had the time to film the love-hate relationship between Oakes and the dwarf Thorin. Why don't you take the time to talk about the relationship between everyone? Do you think all the audience has read Tolkien well three hundred times? !
The character of the character refers to the various unreliable depictions of where to play. At the time when Thorin cut the Ochs hand, I really think I can be relatives with the ancestors of Aragon and the ruler of Gondor. The devil Sauron was also given a finger by such a similar person back then-what do you say about the dwarves? It can be so similar to humans. And I can't understand that because Mao was so cool from the beginning, hatred and hatred, and he didn't care about other things, so Thorin Wei Mao began to prick Bilbo's nose and eyes from the middle of the way. Just like the big JP in a JP post, he judges Bilbo's character. The psychological activities of such a non-existent person can be described by him. What is it! Thorin, have you dealt with the Hobbit for hundreds of years or the Hobbit has pitted you like an elf? ! Later, Bilbo rescued him, and the frontline sentiment was immediately released. Well, I know Jackson, you will do this trick-don't get acquainted with each other and release the frontline base.
I know I lost when Jackson complained about the plot development, but I didn't expect the visual effects to be able to vomit.
The most emotional part of the film is only the scene at the beginning of Bilbo's house, and I still remember that I watch the Hobbit again. Later, it will become a cutscene of the online game, ah, ah, at least one hour is the cutscenes of the game, okay, no matter how perfect it is, it is also a cutscene, not to mention the processing is not particularly perfect. I was here to watch the movie, not to watch the game cutscenes. The cutscenes are not all exquisite. Every shot you make seems familiar to me. It's crazy. The various scenes of Gala Delil appearing in the original are still fresh and stunning. Now it is better to look at the cover of "Fantasy" magazine. These days, fantasy artists don't play the rest of this kind of play. The dwarves are all Irish-style Jews, and the boss is still a handsome guy who is said to be a dwarf but looks like relatives to Thrandil. The most important thing is, I beg Jackson, not too many scenes between Oaks and Goblin. I don't want to watch it no matter how realistic it is. The Oakes in the original biography is still a little hairy at all, until the prequel is as smooth as coming out of the mother's womb, and the face feels like all kinds of people of color with slightly smaller eyes. I think of the complaints in the Honest Movie Trailer, which unites various races from the ages to the present, but they are all whites. It is true that good people are all whites. What does it mean that Oaks is like a person of color? Jackson, do you explain? ! (I admit my conspiracy theory)
Then there are endless overhead shots, grasslands, snow-capped mountains, valleys, forests, grasslands, snow-capped mountains, valleys, and forests. Adjusting the color saturation to blindness, the New Zealand government can't help it, and the tourism revenue of the past three years will break the table again.
Of course, there are not all surprises, the biggest surprise is the return of Saruman. Grandpa Christopher Lee is acting at the age of 90. This is really a play with rope life. Grandpa Ian McKellen is also a 73-year-old man who is fighting with rope. Worthy of being warlocks who have a thousand times higher sense of responsibility than elves. Sorry the elves were shot.
I haven't talked about the super sensitive topic of Liberty Man, mainly because he has been on the cusp of the topic for the past two years, and I myself was a fan of his brain. But fans return to fans, Bilbo played for him, if you take a look at the story, I think, what is the difference with the teacher in Nativity! The plays performed by people who perform particularly well always have personal characteristics, which are as vivid as everyone's and everyone's chakras, but doesn't it mean that every role is performed similarly, right? The image of Watson is really awesome, but Bilbo is basically the protagonist of the Q version of Nativity, and then his personality changes very suddenly. A glance at the contract or the sword can "wake up" like being hypnotized, and then his personality. The big transformation into a little hero-like character, this is a mistake from the root, that is, the screenwriter, OK? Forget it, I surrender Jackson.
In the end, let me just say that. Just Google The Hobbits New Zealand on the Internet and there are countless dedicated Hobbit travel websites. If you really love fans following Jackson’s Lord of the Rings, Nerdgasm, you might as well just go on a special line tour...
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