Two and a half stars

Dorian 2022-03-22 09:01:07

It's not graded. There are a few paragraphs that are quite funny. But the whole thing is too bad! Falling...

R-class R-class R-class R-class R-class. . . It's actually just one of many bad movies to be made in R grade, but it's really strange that so many people still praise their feet.

Even more weird, there are people who say, "R-level is like this~ I love to see it, I don't like to watch it roll". . . R-level means that there is no lower limit for morality, not for you to show the lower limit of IQ. . .

--Shit smells so bad!
--We just love to eat, can you control it~ --But
he has a package that says chocolate!
--You have a second job, you can earn it if you eat shit!
--That's it!

I can’t stand someone saying, “Not every movie has what you call it. As long as it can bring joy to people, it’s enough.” Pooh, I didn’t say it before, this movie is disgusting to me. Not every movie is so disgusting that my movie is due to your so-called reason, I like to spray him, as long as complaining can bring people joy, it is enough.

Some people appreciate the director's nostalgia, but I still have to say that Paul, Hugo and this teddy bear have repeatedly explained that "feelings" and "good movies" really have no logical relationship with Mao.

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Ted quotes

  • Ted: Listen. You got to let me help you make things right with you and Lori.

    John: There's no putting things right. She fucking hates me.

    Ted: No, John. We can... We can get her back. Look, you remember when you were 10, and you hit that squirrel with your BB gun? And then when we saw it fall from the tree, we both started crying, you remember? And then we ran up to it and we tried to give it CPR, and it came back to life. John, we could do that again.

    John: Ted, we crushed its ribcage and blew out its lungs trying to give it CPR. It died.

  • Ted: [Lori just took a shower; she is nude except for a towel wrapped around her] Down here. Not looking up your towel. Swear to God. Not looking up your towel. Not looking at your funny business.

    Lori: [annoyed] Ted, what are you doing here?