Two and a half stars

Dorian 2022-03-22 09:01:07

It's not graded. There are a few paragraphs that are quite funny. But the whole thing is too bad! Falling...

R-class R-class R-class R-class R-class. . . It's actually just one of many bad movies to be made in R grade, but it's really strange that so many people still praise their feet.

Even more weird, there are people who say, "R-level is like this~ I love to see it, I don't like to watch it roll". . . R-level means that there is no lower limit for morality, not for you to show the lower limit of IQ. . .

--Shit smells so bad!
--We just love to eat, can you control it~ --But
he has a package that says chocolate!
--You have a second job, you can earn it if you eat shit!
--That's it!

I can’t stand someone saying, “Not every movie has what you call it. As long as it can bring joy to people, it’s enough.” Pooh, I didn’t say it before, this movie is disgusting to me. Not every movie is so disgusting that my movie is due to your so-called reason, I like to spray him, as long as complaining can bring people joy, it is enough.

Some people appreciate the director's nostalgia, but I still have to say that Paul, Hugo and this teddy bear have repeatedly explained that "feelings" and "good movies" really have no logical relationship with Mao.

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Extended Reading
  • Allison 2022-03-23 09:01:08

    The plot is very old-fashioned~ Samsung is all for TED~

  • Kole 2021-10-20 18:59:10

    In the most touching scene, John turned and left, and Ted pressed his chest on the road: I Love U.

Ted quotes

  • Ted: Let's just find a better place to get stoned.

  • Ted: Oh look Johnny, if we're ever gonna get serious about openin' a restaurant we gotta start plannin' it now.

    John: Italian.

    Ted: Italian, yes.

    John: What's the special on Tuesdays?

    Ted: Eggplant parm.

    John: Chopped salad half price.

    Ted: And it's a non-restricted place.

    John: Yeah. Wait, whaddaya mean?

    Ted: Anybody can come.

    John: Of course.

    Ted: Jews are welcome.

    John: Well yeah, I mean why wouldn't they be?

    Ted: Exactly, that's what I'm saying.

    John: Yeah, but why even bring that up?

    Ted: You don't bring it up. You just let 'em in.

    John: So why mention it?

    Ted: No one will.

    John: So why are we talking about it?

    Ted: You're talkin' about it, I'm just sayin' let 'em in.

    John: Yeah, let 'em in.

    Ted: Exactly.

    John: Right.

    Ted: Good.

    John: Okay.

    Ted: No Mexicans, though.