Not every gangster has spring

Leif 2022-03-21 09:01:07


1 As an otaku, you can use as many tissues as you want at home every night, but please go out during the day. Find a comic shop or something, sit in a conspicuous or inconspicuous position for a long time. Only in this way can the girl see you and pay attention to you, so as to break into your little world!

2 Pretend to be GAY at the critical moment, and establish a friendly girlfriend relationship with your sister. Things are going smoothly, you must take advantage of the victory, take off the gay coat, bravely say love, the girl will let you stay! Down! Come!

3 Of course, not every gangster will have spring! If there is a very powerful savior; if a brain fan imitates you and shoots you for you; if you are beaten with a left uppercut and a right uppercut, you are bruised and swollen, hit your knee with a baseball bat, and are beaten until you are dying and you are about to die, the savior is coming to rescue you After you can do it in ten minutes, you can resurrect with full blood and then consider becoming a superhero!

4 Even if they have the high technology of a powerful killing microwave oven, the drug lord boss will not check it! I! P!!! No culture, it's terrible! If you want to be the boss who won't be killed easily, learning is the most important thing!

5 Cut the grass to get rid of the roots! Otherwise you just wait for the next battle!

6 The super killer Yan is the young version of Xu Ruoxuan, and loli who can fight is my food!

7 I am a headline party! ! ! Hahaha! ! !

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Kick-Ass quotes

  • Hit Girl: [grinning at bad guy's balisong knife] Hey, I got one of those!

  • Leroy: [to Kick-Ass] Who the fuck are you supposed to be? The green condom? You know it ain't Halloween for another few months, kid?